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Old 07-25-2003, 01:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Ireland
What's YOUR step 1?

The underpants gnomes:

Step 1. Collect underpants.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.

So what is your kickass business plan? You may only alter step 1.
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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step 1. wash underpants...
step 2. sell underpants...
step 3. collect profit?
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: NY Burbs
Step 1. Look at porn.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: that place with the thing
1.) masturbate
2.)
3.) Profit

We gonna have to come up with a step two at some point?
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I think a management decision is required here. To show no favoritism, everyone's ideas should be used (yeah, sounds like Dilbert, huh?)

Step 1. Collect underpants.
Step 2. Look at porn.
Step 3. Masturbate.
step 4. Wash underpants.
step 5. Sell underpants.
step 6. Collect profit.
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: Between the darkness and the light.
Step 1) Get sober
Step 2)
Step 3) Profit
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Step 1) Sit on my ass

Step 2)

Step 3) Profit.
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Step 1) roll joint

Step 2)

Step 3)PROFIT
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: California dreaming...
1) Take viagra

2)

3) Profit!
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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step1) smoke a joint
step2) eat a taco
step3) leave a skid mark
step4) sell
step5) lmao
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: The Kitchen
Quote:
Originally posted by flyman
Step 1) roll joint

Step 2)

Step 3)PROFIT
I have a friend that pulled that off in college. One of the guys in the dorm had super arthritic hands, and his dad grew tons of pot on his farm. So this guy had pounds and pounds of weed, but couldn't roll it. My friend would roll 30-40 joints for this guy at a time and get to keep maybe, 10 of them.

My idea is :

Step 1) Surf TFP

Step 2)

Step 3) Profit
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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1) Figure out Step 2

2)

3) Profit
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: a little to the right
1) pay 53% more income tax than the guy making 3 times as much as me

2)

3) profit
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Old 07-25-2003, 08:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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1) Capture badgers.

2)

3) Profit.
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Old 07-25-2003, 08:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Step 1. Take some stupid shit that no one really needs, like Nike shoes, tell a whole slew of lies about how amazing it is, mill out tons of advertisements stating that if you purchase the item, you will appear to be wealthier than you are, you will attract tons of women (or men), everyone will love you, and life will be sweet for the rest of your life.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.
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Old 07-25-2003, 08:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
Quote:
Originally posted by borf
1) Figure out Step 2

2)

3) Profit
no doubt eh?

*still chucklin'*
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Old 07-25-2003, 08:54 PM   #17 (permalink)
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1. Destroy the Sun
2.
3. Profit
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Old 07-25-2003, 10:16 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Xell101
1. Destroy the Sun
2.
3. Profit
Ahhh yes, another hater of the day star.
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Old 07-25-2003, 11:52 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jaseca
Ahhh yes, another hater of the day star.
Why couldn't it be double damage versus demons too!?
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Old 07-26-2003, 06:05 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by flyman
Step 1) roll joint
Step 2)
Step 3)PROFIT
step 1) Smoke a Blunt.
or
step 1) "I got 5 on it" with flyman
haha
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Old 07-27-2003, 10:09 PM   #21 (permalink)
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step 1) build an underground lair
step 2)
step 3) profit

how about that? anyone else who despises the undying orb of light, i wish all of thee to join me in constructing a city beneath the surface of the earth! best damn idea i've ever had
 
Old 07-27-2003, 11:29 PM   #22 (permalink)
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step 1) re-gain access to the titty board
step 2)
step 3) profit
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:50 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Location: Florida
1. Sit on computer all day.
2.
3. Profit.
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Old 07-28-2003, 06:24 AM   #24 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: SWLA
1.Go on a vision quest...
2.
3.Prophet
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Old 07-28-2003, 09:06 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Location: Uppsala, Sweden
1. Purchase four machineguns
2.
3. Profit
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:50 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Location: Irish In Madrid
1. Play videogames for sevral hours.
2.
3. Profit.
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Old 07-28-2003, 05:06 PM   #27 (permalink)
Crazy
 
1) Sleep

2)

3) Profit.
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