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Old 07-27-2003, 01:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What are you made of?

Ok, I edited this again.

As I originally stated... I am made of stone. And as I also originally stated, the reasoning behind this is extremely long-winded and so boring that you would become impudent and have a cataract appear in your eye.

So... what are you made of?
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Old 07-27-2003, 02:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2003, 02:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I should probably just tell everyone to forget about this thread... ::sighs::
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Old 07-27-2003, 02:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2003, 02:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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do snakes and snails and puppy dog tails count?
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Old 07-27-2003, 03:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2003, 03:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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well...today...we're lookin' at a couple wobbly pops,i bit of pool water(cuz of the pops),a doobie,2 peperoni sticks and a chunk of leftover steak.

see you tomorrow i guess.
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Old 07-27-2003, 03:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Half a Subway, some Bourbon, and a shitload of carbon.
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Old 07-27-2003, 04:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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why do these threads keep happening? moreover, why dont they happen more often? they kick ass. Anyhoo, i'm mostly made up of magic, pure magic.
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Old 07-27-2003, 04:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hail Star-Crossed Thread Starter!

I am...
2 pounds chopped beef chuck or round
1 onion
1 tablespoon heavy cream
Freshly ground black pepper
Unsalted butter
olive oil
Kosher salt
Do I not sound simple and delicious?
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Old 07-27-2003, 04:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2003, 04:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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as my name suggests... i am made of...

molasses
pure water
special yeast
36 hours of fermentation
2 distillation processes
and
2 years of maturation
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Old 07-27-2003, 04:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bones
dude isnt the second time you made a thread like this?
Really? Where? Show me the thread and I shall concur.

Quote:
Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail Star-Crossed Thread Starter!

I am...
2 pounds chopped beef chuck or round
1 onion
1 tablespoon heavy cream
Freshly ground black pepper
Unsalted butter
olive oil
Kosher salt
Do I not sound simple and delicious?
-GH
For a second there I was thinking that by "1 onion" you meant only one strip of onion. I always put at least five or six strips of onion on my hamburgers

GH is teh r0x0rs!

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why do these threads keep happening? moreover, why dont they happen more often? they kick ass. Anyhoo, i'm mostly made up of magic, pure magic.
Glad someone agrees. "moreover, why dont they happen more often? they kick ass." also the reason why I started this thread

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Originally posted by twotimesadingo
Nothing in particular.

::sigh::

I'm not special.
Sure ya are. C'mon, tell us
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Old 07-27-2003, 05:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Pure ephedrine.

Can get you completely hyped up and ready to go. Fun most of the time. Get too much of me in your system, though, and you'll die a painful death.
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Old 07-27-2003, 05:08 PM   #15 (permalink)
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GH...excellent...
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Old 07-27-2003, 06:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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You're right, phil. G.H. can always pique my appetite.

btw, I'm 10% inspiration and 90% hops and barley (and a little malt).
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Old 07-27-2003, 06:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by bundy
as my name suggests... i am made of...

molasses
pure water
special yeast
36 hours of fermentation
2 distillation processes
and
2 years of maturation
And together with 210ml of Coke and frozen water you made a mockery of my Saturday night... and made sure my entire Sunday was spent in the foetal position
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Old 07-27-2003, 06:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i dont know yet.
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Old 07-27-2003, 06:32 PM   #19 (permalink)
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And together with 210ml of Coke and frozen water you made a mockery of my Saturday night... and made sure my entire Sunday was spent in the foetal position
OMG.
thats exactly my story.
except after way too many bundys i ended up at a jazz bar drinking Champagne that i couldnīt afford.
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Old 07-27-2003, 07:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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throw a few more pops and some corn on the cob,salad,ham and scalloped potatoes in there too eh.

*long day....hungry*
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Old 07-27-2003, 07:50 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2003, 07:52 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2003, 07:52 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Quote:
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OMG.
thats exactly my story.
except after way too many bundys i ended up at a jazz bar drinking Champagne that i couldnīt afford.
Ah, Bundaberg Rum... will you ever not render the drinker incapable of thought and reasoning?
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Old 07-27-2003, 10:57 PM   #24 (permalink)
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pot resin and poop.
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:33 PM   #25 (permalink)
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im made of one half bottle of water, 16 marlboro light cigarettes and a starlight mint.
pimps don't drink water, don't smoke girlie cigs, and sure as hell don't eat starlight mints.

btw, slugs do poop.
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Old 07-28-2003, 05:13 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Someone told me I must be made up of piss and vinegar, but I don't think I'm that bitter.... yet...

I'll settle for beer, burgers, and bitches.
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Old 07-28-2003, 05:39 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Hot Tamales. So very many Hot Tamales.
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:51 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I am made of Coke (the beverage) and pasta.
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Old 07-28-2003, 02:11 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Um, I'm a gigantic and tremendously misshapen sperm & egg. If you will.
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:38 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Well... I taste salty so Im gonna say salt. Yeah Im definately made of salt.
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