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Old 07-28-2003, 01:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Oxford, UK
Your last words.

Hay guys why are you all screa
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Old 07-28-2003, 02:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Listen to me!! Good god, listen to me!! I know you all think I'm mad, but I have something very important to tell you:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT EAT THE CHAIR, IT'S MADE OF CHEESE!!!!!!


I plan on being old and senile when I die.
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Old 07-28-2003, 03:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
Lost
 
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Location: One step closer to the padded cell...
See ya soon.
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Old 07-28-2003, 03:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Oxford, UK
Are you sure you switched the electricity o
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Old 07-28-2003, 03:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
Fluxing wildly...
 
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Heh, heh... awwww fuck.
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
Pup no More
 
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'Hail to the King'
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: Georgia, USA
I once found a website that had transcripts from flight data recorders of crashed airliners. "SHIT" seems to be the most commonly used..........so I'd have to say

"S H I T!!!!"
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Old 07-28-2003, 05:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: australia
don't point htat thing at me NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Old 07-28-2003, 06:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: SWLA
Hey, Watch This!
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Old 07-28-2003, 07:47 AM   #10 (permalink)
Loser
 
Location: the bathroom
i think i'm having a...
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Old 07-28-2003, 07:52 AM   #11 (permalink)
Upright
 
Location: Troy University
hahaha..... Hahaha!!!.... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA -- *dies of laughter*
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Old 07-28-2003, 07:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
You + Me = Us
 
Location: California dreaming...
And if I'm lying, may God strike me down!
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:01 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: South of the border
ZzZZZzzzzZZzzzzz.....

I want to die while Im asleep
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:14 AM   #14 (permalink)
Veteran
 
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Location: Uppsala, Sweden
Dude, I'm so going to make it
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:20 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Location: Oxford, UK
This bridge doesn't feel very soli
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:28 AM   #16 (permalink)
Gastrolithuanian
 
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
Look at the tentacles on that thing!
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:33 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Location: Out of my mind
If I know it's coming:
VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!

and

No no trust me I do this all the ti.......
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Old 07-28-2003, 09:31 AM   #18 (permalink)
Rookie
 
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Location: Oxford, UK
Again?? But that's the seventh time this evening my recently ex-playboy voluptuous model-type wife...
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:18 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Location: Houston, Tx
Ya'll hold ma beer and watch this.
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:35 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
"Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:36 AM   #21 (permalink)
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i'm cumming..thanks a lot Anna Kournikova
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Old 07-28-2003, 12:11 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Who do these pants belong to?? Dammit!
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Old 07-13-2004, 06:25 AM   #23 (permalink)
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"Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard. Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"




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Old 07-13-2004, 06:45 AM   #24 (permalink)
Tilted
 
Location: NY
where do you want these?
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Old 07-13-2004, 06:54 AM   #25 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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Location: Lion City
Is this Blue Cheese?
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Old 07-13-2004, 01:14 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Location: The Amish Wastelands of Ohio
Heheh.. hey guys, do you think panthers like Chee-tos?
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Old 07-13-2004, 01:23 PM   #27 (permalink)
Everything's better with bacon
 
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Location: In your local grocer's freezer.
So...I just plug the dryer into the big socket? Hmm, seems to be a bit dusty in there. Hand me that screwdriver, would you? Thanks.
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Old 07-13-2004, 02:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
You dare me to eat my weight in Velveeta cheese?
Gnarly, dude! Sign me up.
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Old 07-13-2004, 03:46 PM   #29 (permalink)
powered by the souls of dead warriors
 
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Location: In the rain, dying
listen jerk! you can't tell me i can't make toast in the bath!

or

dude! do you wanna dare me to eat that?
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Old 07-13-2004, 04:31 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
OH YES YES YES JESSICA ALBA
I'M GONNA BLOOOOWWWWWWWW....oh shit
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Old 07-13-2004, 04:38 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Location: Peetster's house.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppp!
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Old 07-13-2004, 04:42 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Finally......
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:26 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!
And this red button does what again...? Opps my bad.
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Old 07-13-2004, 05:55 PM   #34 (permalink)
Right Now
 
Location: Home
Quote:
Originally posted by mortius
Ya'll hold ma beer and watch this.
That was my entry.

Hey, hold my beer and watch this! Yee-Haw!
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Old 07-13-2004, 06:57 PM   #35 (permalink)
is you wicked?
 
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
If I don't survive... tell my wife "hello."
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Old 07-14-2004, 08:14 AM   #36 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
Rosebud.
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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...
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Old 07-14-2004, 09:56 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Location: East coast of Canada
http://www.fenslerfilm.com/movies/PS...SA08_small.mpg
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Old 07-14-2004, 10:02 AM   #38 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Sydney, Australia
No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
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Old 07-14-2004, 01:21 PM   #39 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: Missouri
Great day to be surfin. Hey look at that cool dolphin. Oh shit.
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Old 07-14-2004, 01:46 PM   #40 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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Location: In the dust of the archives
Look Denisof, enough is enough. Once and for all, you and me...winner take all.

You...sneaky...bast
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