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Taliesin · 07-28-2003, 01:35 AM

Hay guys why are you all screa

Pennington · 07-28-2003, 02:08 AM

Listen to me!! Good god, listen to me!! I know you all think I'm mad, but I have something very important to tell you:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT EAT THE CHAIR, IT'S MADE OF CHEESE!!!!!!

I plan on being old and senile when I die.

tenchi069 · 07-28-2003, 03:22 AM

See ya soon.

Taliesin · 07-28-2003, 03:48 AM

Are you sure you switched the electricity o

MrFlux · 07-28-2003, 03:51 AM

Heh, heh... awwww fuck.

Loup · 07-28-2003, 04:21 AM

'Hail to the King'

zipper · 07-28-2003, 04:37 AM

I once found a website that had transcripts from flight data recorders of crashed airliners. "SHIT" seems to be the most commonly used..........so I'd have to say

"S H I T!!!!"

stonecurran · 07-28-2003, 05:01 AM

don't point htat thing at me NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

aus5tin · 07-28-2003, 06:20 AM

Hey, Watch This!

laxative · 07-28-2003, 07:47 AM

i think i'm having a...

TSFM · 07-28-2003, 07:52 AM

hahaha..... Hahaha!!!.... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA -- *dies of laughter*

numberfive · 07-28-2003, 07:54 AM

And if I'm lying, may God strike me down!

Memalvada · 07-28-2003, 08:01 AM

ZzZZZzzzzZZzzzzz.....

I want to die while Im asleep

Snoogans · 07-28-2003, 08:14 AM

Dude, I'm so going to make it

Taliesin · 07-28-2003, 08:20 AM

This bridge doesn't feel very soli

Giant Hamburger · 07-28-2003, 08:28 AM

Look at the tentacles on that thing!

GSRIDER · 07-28-2003, 08:33 AM

If I know it's coming:
VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!

and

No no trust me I do this all the ti.......

cliche · 07-28-2003, 09:31 AM

Again?? But that's the seventh time this evening my recently ex-playboy voluptuous model-type wife...

mortius · 07-28-2003, 10:18 AM

Ya'll hold ma beer and watch this.

Midlandmadman · 07-28-2003, 10:35 AM

"Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"

tupacalypse1622 · 07-28-2003, 11:36 AM

i'm cumming..thanks a lot Anna Kournikova

doctor_butcher · 07-28-2003, 12:11 PM

Who do these pants belong to?? Dammit!

Casus Belli · 07-13-2004, 06:25 AM

"Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard. Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"

scrooloose · 07-13-2004, 06:45 AM

where do you want these?

Charlatan · 07-13-2004, 06:54 AM

Is this Blue Cheese?

TheDave87 · 07-13-2004, 01:14 PM

Heheh.. hey guys, do you think panthers like Chee-tos?

SaltPork · 07-13-2004, 01:23 PM

So...I just plug the dryer into the big socket? Hmm, seems to be a bit dusty in there. Hand me that screwdriver, would you? Thanks.

Fremen · 07-13-2004, 02:14 PM

You dare me to eat my weight in Velveeta cheese?
Gnarly, dude! Sign me up.

Kewpie Dan · 07-13-2004, 03:46 PM

listen jerk! you can't tell me i can't make toast in the bath!

or

dude! do you wanna dare me to eat that?

slimshaydee · 07-13-2004, 04:31 PM

OH YES YES YES JESSICA ALBA
I'M GONNA BLOOOOWWWWWWWW....oh shit

SixEdxMia · 07-13-2004, 04:38 PM

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppp!

tecoyah · 07-13-2004, 04:42 PM

Finally......

3leggedfrog · 07-13-2004, 05:26 PM

And this red button does what again...? Opps my bad.

Peetster · 07-13-2004, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mortius
Ya'll hold ma beer and watch this.

That was my entry.

Hey, hold my beer and watch this! Yee-Haw!

Batman976 · 07-13-2004, 06:57 PM

If I don't survive... tell my wife "hello."

Sion · 07-14-2004, 08:14 AM

Rosebud.

The5thCandidate · 07-14-2004, 09:56 AM

http://www.fenslerfilm.com/movies/PS...SA08_small.mpg

Macheath · 07-14-2004, 10:02 AM

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.

Delvid · 07-14-2004, 01:21 PM

Great day to be surfin. Hey look at that cool dolphin. Oh shit.

Bill O'Rights · 07-14-2004, 01:46 PM

Look Denisof, enough is enough. Once and for all, you and me...winner take all.

You...sneaky...bast

07-28-2003, 01:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Taliesin Crazy Location: Oxford, UK	Your last words. Hay guys why are you all screa

07-28-2003, 03:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	Heh, heh... awwww fuck. __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

07-28-2003, 04:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	'Hail to the King' __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

07-28-2003, 04:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
zipper Crazy Location: Georgia, USA	I once found a website that had transcripts from flight data recorders of crashed airliners. "SHIT" seems to be the most commonly used..........so I'd have to say "S H I T!!!!" __________________ "If you wait 'til the last minute, it will only take you a minute!" Visit my home page http://zhphotography.zenfolio.com/

07-28-2003, 06:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	Hey, Watch This! __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-28-2003, 02:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	Listen to me!! Good god, listen to me!! I know you all think I'm mad, but I have something very important to tell you: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT EAT THE CHAIR, IT'S MADE OF CHEESE!!!!!! I plan on being old and senile when I die.

07-28-2003, 03:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	See ya soon.

07-28-2003, 03:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Taliesin Crazy Location: Oxford, UK	Are you sure you switched the electricity o

07-28-2003, 05:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
stonecurran Crazy Location: australia	don't point htat thing at me NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

07-28-2003, 07:47 AM	#10 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	i think i'm having a...

07-28-2003, 07:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
TSFM Upright Location: Troy University	hahaha..... Hahaha!!!.... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA -- dies of laughter __________________ Kappa Kappa Psi Spr. '04: Eight Harmonic Minors #2, "Punchline"

07-28-2003, 07:54 AM	#12 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	And if I'm lying, may God strike me down! __________________ P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

07-28-2003, 08:01 AM	#13 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	ZzZZZzzzzZZzzzzz..... I want to die while Im asleep __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

07-28-2003, 08:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	Dude, I'm so going to make it __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

07-28-2003, 08:20 AM	#15 (permalink)
Taliesin Crazy Location: Oxford, UK	This bridge doesn't feel very soli

07-28-2003, 08:28 AM	#16 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Look at the tentacles on that thing!

07-28-2003, 11:36 AM	#21 (permalink)
tupacalypse1622 Tilted	i'm cumming..thanks a lot Anna Kournikova __________________ "I do not propose to discuss my love life. I will say that I still can't get over how women are shaped, and that I will go to my grave wanting to pet their butts and boobs." -Kurt Vonnegut

07-13-2004, 06:54 AM	#25 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Is this Blue Cheese? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-13-2004, 01:14 PM	#26 (permalink)
TheDave87 Psycho Location: The Amish Wastelands of Ohio	Heheh.. hey guys, do you think panthers like Chee-tos? __________________ Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window!

07-28-2003, 08:33 AM	#17 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	If I know it's coming: VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!! and No no trust me I do this all the ti....... __________________ No signature at this time.

07-28-2003, 09:31 AM	#18 (permalink)
cliche Rookie Location: Oxford, UK	Again?? But that's the seventh time this evening my recently ex-playboy voluptuous model-type wife... __________________ I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)

07-28-2003, 10:18 AM	#19 (permalink)
mortius Tilted Location: Houston, Tx	Ya'll hold ma beer and watch this. __________________ What's Your Addiction?

07-28-2003, 10:35 AM	#20 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	"Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?" __________________ Its good to be back.

07-28-2003, 12:11 PM	#22 (permalink)
doctor_butcher Upright	Who do these pants belong to?? Dammit!

07-13-2004, 06:25 AM	#23 (permalink)
Casus Belli Crazy	"Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard. Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"

07-13-2004, 06:45 AM	#24 (permalink)
scrooloose Tilted Location: NY	where do you want these?

07-13-2004, 01:23 PM	#27 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	So...I just plug the dryer into the big socket? Hmm, seems to be a bit dusty in there. Hand me that screwdriver, would you? Thanks. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

07-13-2004, 02:14 PM	#28 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	You dare me to eat my weight in Velveeta cheese? Gnarly, dude! Sign me up. __________________ Google

07-13-2004, 03:46 PM	#29 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	listen jerk! you can't tell me i can't make toast in the bath! or dude! do you wanna dare me to eat that? __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

07-13-2004, 04:31 PM	#30 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	OH YES YES YES JESSICA ALBA I'M GONNA BLOOOOWWWWWWWW....oh shit

07-13-2004, 04:38 PM	#31 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppp! __________________ Honey,We're home.

07-13-2004, 04:42 PM	#32 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Finally...... __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

07-13-2004, 05:26 PM	#33 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	And this red button does what again...? Opps my bad. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

07-13-2004, 06:57 PM	#35 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	If I don't survive... tell my wife "hello." __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

07-14-2004, 08:14 AM	#36 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Rosebud. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

07-14-2004, 09:56 AM	#37 (permalink)
The5thCandidate Crazy Location: East coast of Canada	http://www.fenslerfilm.com/movies/PS...SA08_small.mpg __________________ Muthtard?! Don't let'th be thilly. Lemon, now that'th different...

07-14-2004, 10:02 AM	#38 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.

07-14-2004, 01:21 PM	#39 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Great day to be surfin. Hey look at that cool dolphin. Oh shit.

07-14-2004, 01:46 PM	#40 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Look Denisof, enough is enough. Once and for all, you and me...winner take all. You...sneaky...bast __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.