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Old 07-28-2003, 09:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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name my stupid cat

My old cat, Dufus, ran away or got hit on the road. It disappeared two weeks ago. I have terrible luck with cats. This one lasted three years, probably my oldest cat so far. Anyway, I need a cat or two around for mice so I picked up a free kitten today. It's a dark gray female kitten in need of a name.

nothin' cutesy like Shadow or Smokey.
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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How about "Hairy Little Ass"?

It's short for "This owner of mine's gonna get my hairy little ass killed". Nice ring to it, no?
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Old 07-29-2003, 01:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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it's tough to call a cat for food when it's named Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle.
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Old 07-29-2003, 01:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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"Killer" "Cat" "Meow"
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Anyone that goes through alot of cats should just begin to call them all either "cat" or "dog".
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Old 07-29-2003, 04:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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How about fucker?
I like penningtons suggestion too, call your cat "Dog"
How about a serial No. Ver. 65110007?
Or "come here"
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Old 07-29-2003, 04:36 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I had a friend with about the same luck in dogs. He had seven of them simply named dog over a ten year or so span. But I think calling it "Piss Infected Vagina Blood Fart" when it is time to come in for the night would entertain the neighbors.
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Old 07-29-2003, 04:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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how bout laxative? thats a great name
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:03 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Earl Gray.
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:16 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:25 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Are all your pets called "Eric"?

There's nothing untoward about that! Kemall Ataturk had an entire menagerie called "Abdul".

No, he didn't.

Yes, he did.

No, he didn't!

Did did did 'n' did 'n' did!

Oh, all right.

Spoken like a gentleman, sir! Now, are you going to give me a cat license?
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:29 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Is it a retarded cat? Cuz that opens up a whole new world of names, like "Slow Geraldo", or like my aunt's old retarded cat, "Drool Kitty"...
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:35 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Lady.
only if its a dude.

oh, wait, its a female, that won´t work...

then call it shit...
then you could say ´oh shit!´ and it would come looking for its dinner.
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:48 AM   #15 (permalink)
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How about treating the cat better and keeping it for longer?
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:50 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle has a nice, insane type ring to it.

You can call it Blood for short. Or Steve.
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Call it "Stupid".
Cats just do what they want and you can think you have the upper hand each time you call it.
She will just do what cats do and plot revenge.
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:21 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Do what TFP'er Crooky did, and name it after me!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&threadid=5369

-Mikey
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:31 AM   #19 (permalink)
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hooker if it is female
pimp if it is a male
cheech or chong?
Tilted? in honor of the forum hehe
Squirrel
Kazoo
Sebastian (sp?)
portfolio
maybe a really cool STD name
Gizmo/Jizmo/Cozmo
Osmond!

OK I am done
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:51 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Trogdor. Name it Trogdor.
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:58 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Name it Heffer!
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:08 AM   #22 (permalink)
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some more suggestions:
Ren
Stimpy
Meter Stick
Simple
Slow
Dingaling
Achoo!
Guzundheit (sp?)
Fartalapicus
Godzilla
Mothra
King Kong (Kong for short)
Slinky
Time
Fire/Flame/Furnace
Water
Thermometer
Clamp
{scans surroundings for more ideas!}
Post-it
Lightbulb
Tupperware!
Ahem
Lazy
Boardwalk

Ok thats enough hehe
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:12 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Modac Lord of Evil
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:39 AM   #24 (permalink)
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fdgsf

how about.... Stoopy.
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Old 07-29-2003, 08:17 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Actually, if your cats keep running away, why do you get new ones? I mean, if you don't know how to keep a cat, don't make them suffer.
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Old 07-29-2003, 09:08 AM   #26 (permalink)
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How about:


or 'The Cat Previously Known As Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle'
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Old 07-29-2003, 09:28 AM   #27 (permalink)
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cause you'll be cleaning its crap , barf, hair, litter box etc and be providing its food and water.

the cat knows who's boss so quite kidding yourself .
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Old 07-29-2003, 11:40 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I can't believe no one has mentioned the most obvious name: Butch.

Just call it Butch

Butch is the universal name for ALL pets, regardless of gender.
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Old 07-29-2003, 12:08 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Dodsworth........ anyone that grew up watching Looney Tunes should remember Dodsworth, "one of these days I'm going to have to get me a mousetrap"
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Old 07-29-2003, 12:13 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Bloop

Omg... I'm freaked out now... I just thought of that, and I re read the post, and realize that's what bones thinks. Jesus that's freaky. We must be geniuses since we think alike, no?

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Old 07-29-2003, 02:13 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Ms. Fluffington

Cate

Kuntingsworth Fuzzhole the Third

Greasespot
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:26 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Just a little tip: never name a pet after someone you have a crush on. My first cat I named katie after someone in my school whom I had a thing for. Later on, we went out and of course we eventually broke up. I just had to change her name after that and it confused the hell out of her.
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:29 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Flapjack the Cat!
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:46 PM   #34 (permalink)
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call it red bull
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:53 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:56 PM   #36 (permalink)
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already had cats named Dave, Monkey, and Cat. Currently have a dog named Stupid. I'm partial to two syllable names - they sound good when called. "Here Stoooo-pid!" Earl Gray is too pleasant.

It's not actually retarded. Be more fun if it was. I dunno yet if it's stupid. Squirrel, Kazoo, Heffer, Grease Spot (Greasy?), and Flapjack are all possibilities. I like Slow too.
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Old 07-29-2003, 08:29 PM   #37 (permalink)
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How about:

PeePee (call him 'Pee' for short)
Dung
Turd
Pussy
Wombat
Fart
Spit
The Knight Who Says "Ni"
Poop

???
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Old 07-29-2003, 08:40 PM   #38 (permalink)
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bruce
tupac
jesus
saddam
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Old 07-29-2003, 08:46 PM   #39 (permalink)
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i had a cat named tupac too. saddam aint bad.
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Old 07-29-2003, 08:47 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Puke-machine

Or just puke for short. In my experience with cats, it makes sense.
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