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Old 07-30-2003, 06:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
Location: ville

create a saying that doesn't make sense
or I will beat you like an blue ice cream cone !
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
Right Now
Location: Home
Moved to nonsense for obvious reasons.

Sorry, that was non nonsensical.
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
Location: Dreams
The Ox told me that tripping on the stop sign under the blue man's plumbing space ship might slow down my rubber band hard drive.

Is this what you are looking for? Me and my friends do this a lot when we are messed up, just start saying random words strung together, good times =0
I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
Location: ville
you are more correct than a seven foot tall man taking a poop
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
Location: SWLA
That argument's so fulla holes, you couldn't make a sweater out of it...
You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
Location: Artic Tundra
Put down that Butterscotch Log, Dr. Bowel!
Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

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Old 07-30-2003, 10:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
Location: South Ca'lina
Feed the desk a purple hopscotch and unzip all the way to mitochondrion.
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
May I moo moo dog face in the banana patch?

- Steve Martin
We thought that we had the answers
It was the questions we had wrong
- Bono
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
Location: Autonomous Zone
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

-A phrase invented by Noam Chomsky. Often used by linguists to indicate the fact that a grammatically correct phrase can be semantically nonsensical. Comes from a series of debates between Chomsky (a linguist) and Skinner (yes, the Behaviorist with the rats we all know and love) over the nature of language.
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:09 AM   #10 (permalink)
Location: that place with the thing
If this isn't a perverted form of Mad Libs, then Paris won't fly come the fortnight of Christmas.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons.
I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
- A Perfect Circle
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
Location: Montreal
I've got the education of a cream cracker on Alcatraz movie night.
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: Oxford, UK
Excuse my Bermuda, but the vacuum housing is decidedly wobbly...
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
Unencumbered, belts precariously evny ice cream busses.
"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
see the links to my music?
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
Location: the bathroom
I know a white guy who can rap and play basteball and has a huge schlong.
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Location: Vol Country
I get gully up in the hood, like its government cheese.
"We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:01 PM   #17 (permalink)
Location: Somewhere just beyond the realm of sanity...
a whack mc is somthing i could never be thats like growing dreadlocks while on kemotherapy
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:10 PM   #18 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
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Location: Seattle.

"And if it werent for that horse, I woulndt have made it in college for those years"

-Lewis Black.
"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.
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Old 08-29-2003, 09:06 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
well, you know what they say............ " never put your cat in a car wash!"
Its good to be back.
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Old 08-29-2003, 09:13 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Chicago
the last yak i ate sounded thin & reedy like a cloud. that'll keep me from singing in the shower!!
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raw power is a laughin' at you & me

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Old 08-29-2003, 09:22 AM   #21 (permalink)
Location: ville
Man, I thought this thread was deader than two chickens in an elevator.
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Old 08-29-2003, 09:33 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
Momma always said "be sure to keep the fork & shampoo in the attic right beside of the jaded orange typewriter."
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Old 08-29-2003, 10:18 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Location: Florida
Like 2 chickens eating poptarts.
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Old 08-29-2003, 10:49 AM   #24 (permalink)
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
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Location: in a van down by the river
I need to go mumble dark face to the banana patch (steve martin)
SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.
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Old 08-29-2003, 11:23 AM   #25 (permalink)
I was so naked and tall, that they gave me my money back.
"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."
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Old 08-29-2003, 11:41 AM   #26 (permalink)
Location: ville
Four Fingers is dumber than 1/2 a midget at a gay rodeo
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Old 08-29-2003, 11:49 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
baaa fingers crazy dumber is cool than 1/2 ville at a gay registered: Jun 2003 rodeo edit profile quote Four.

Damn, I'm I no am good midget at this.
Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues
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Old 08-29-2003, 12:06 PM   #28 (permalink)
I know I am not dumb, 'cause my ears are not green, Crazy Baaa.
"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."
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Old 08-29-2003, 01:05 PM   #29 (permalink)
Location: ville
fourfingers is cooler than a lump of dirt in a tree
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Old 08-29-2003, 01:18 PM   #30 (permalink)
Are you hitting on me, baaa?
"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."
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Old 08-29-2003, 01:19 PM   #31 (permalink)
I'm hot, but not easy.
"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."
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Old 08-29-2003, 01:20 PM   #32 (permalink)
Location: Ciudad De La Furia
I'm virgin.
Siempre es Hoy
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