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Old 08-01-2003, 10:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What if humans behaved like dogs?

Clearly, dogs are some of the funniest animals on the planet (just behind monkeys, of course). The other day I was thinking what life would be like if humans behaved like their dogs.

For example:
If you were walking down the street and passed by a stranger, you wouldn't bother to avoid uncomfortable eye contact. You'd just walk right up to that stranger (even if he/she was across the street) and say "Hi there! I'm terribly excited to see you. I'm dying to know what your ass smells like!"

Okay, what other dog behaviors would come across as a little bizarre if portrayed by humans? How about other animals?
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I dunno about dogs, but I want to see monkeys on Fox News...

The transcript would be something like:

*Coulter flings dung at opponent*

*Clinton begins masturbating furiously*

*Bush chokes on Banana*

*O'Reilly shreiks and spins around*
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Old 08-02-2003, 10:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You could lick your own genitalia.....
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Old 08-02-2003, 10:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I was really counting on this thread being about sex, doggy fashion.

It isn't.
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Old 08-02-2003, 10:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i know damn well that i'd be fuckin' every french poodle in sight.

and scrapin' my ass across the carpet too.
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Old 08-02-2003, 01:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You could lick your own genitalia.....
You'd have to, since you wouldn't be able to make a fist.
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Old 08-02-2003, 02:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2003, 02:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Sooooooooooooo many legs to hump , and so little time .
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