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Old 08-01-2003, 01:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The definition Angry Pirate is:


Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish in her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she's stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
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Old 08-01-2003, 02:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahahahahhahaaaa that's awesome
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Old 08-01-2003, 02:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I can imagine it. The only thing that bothers me is that someone must've done this first in order to come up with the description... or someone just has a really active imagination.
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Old 08-01-2003, 04:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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better than a dirty sanchez!
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Old 08-01-2003, 05:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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better than a dirty sanchez!
my friend's name is david sanchez.....heh....we like to call him that.....:-D
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Old 08-01-2003, 07:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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My ex and I shared a common love of pirate humor, I wish we could have shared an Angry Pirate together before we parted.
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Old 08-01-2003, 09:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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that is funny!
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Old 08-02-2003, 09:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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funny
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Old 08-02-2003, 09:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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LOL!! LMAO!! ROTFLMAO!! man thats hilarious.
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Old 08-02-2003, 05:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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good one..too funny
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Old 08-02-2003, 07:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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thats sooo wrong! HAHA
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Old 08-03-2003, 02:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Hahahahah thats fkn funneh
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Old 08-03-2003, 03:26 AM   #13 (permalink)
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hahah thats awesome...but whats the bet some chick is gonna get pissed off and cry rape against the guy or something
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Old 08-03-2003, 07:26 AM   #14 (permalink)
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That's so funny I want to try it. Hahaha rockin!
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Old 08-03-2003, 09:47 AM   #15 (permalink)
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harr me matey, etc etc.....
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Old 08-03-2003, 09:59 AM   #16 (permalink)
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hahah thats awesome...but whats the bet some chick is gonna get pissed off and cry rape against the guy or something
well if you kick her in the shins and allow the possibility of blinding her i think you deserve to get that rape charge against you ;D
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:07 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Thats as good as The Rodeo.
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:18 AM   #18 (permalink)
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That would be such a horrible thing to do to a woman.............I can't wait to try it.
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Old 08-04-2003, 09:31 AM   #19 (permalink)
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her revenge will be to bite off the guy's pecker she blows next. not funny.
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