Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Chatter > Tilted Fun Zone


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 08-04-2003, 10:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
Lost
 
Munku's Avatar
 
Location: Florida
Giant Hamburger....

Do you like the song Cheeseburger in Paradise? :P
Munku is offline  
Old 08-04-2003, 11:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
Hiding Out
 
What about the song "Ultimate Cheeseburger" on Stepmania?
__________________
Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition
TerresqueÜ is offline  
Old 08-04-2003, 12:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
Gastrolithuanian
 
Giant Hamburger's Avatar
 
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
Hail Citizens!

Where as I am not a big fan of Mr. Buffett, I can appreciate a love of the hamburger so profound that it leads one to create art in an effort to pay homage. I have even quoted his song in a post or two.

As for "Ultimate Cheeseburger," I thought that was done by the Meaty Cheesy Boys who were in fact an advertisement vehicle for Jack-in-the-Box. I actually have the mp3 along with "Let's Go Get Some Fries," a stirring love ballad. Those two ditties still make me laugh when they randomly pop up in iTunes. I am unfamiliar with the musical efforts of Stepmania. Do tell.

Thank you for the questions.
-GH
Giant Hamburger is offline  
Old 08-04-2003, 12:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
Fly's Avatar
 
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
hey GH?

how about moons over my hammie
__________________
BASTARD

SterlingStudios
Fly is offline  
Old 08-04-2003, 01:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
uncle phil's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
i like mine with lettuce and tomato,
heinz 57 and french fried potatoes...
__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
uncle phil is offline  
Old 08-04-2003, 04:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: MN
I prefer Eat It, but if we are talking Buffet then "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"
__________________
Ban country music, it promotes inbreeding.
Ralvek is offline  
Old 08-04-2003, 05:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
uncle phil's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
"...with a little bit of luck, we might get laid..."
__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
uncle phil is offline  
Old 08-05-2003, 05:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
Lost
 
Munku's Avatar
 
Location: Florida
I've got a water bed, filled up for me and YOOOOU!
Munku is offline  
Old 06-15-2008, 09:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
<3 TFP
 
xepherys's Avatar
 
Location: 17TLH2445607250
GH... what are your current sandwich song favorites?
__________________
The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible...
-- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato


My Homepage
xepherys is offline  
Old 06-15-2008, 05:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
Apocalypse Nerd
 
Astrocloud's Avatar
 
Eggs and sausage and a side of toast
Coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy
Chile in a bowl with burgers and fries
What kind of pie?


You'll have to bear through "Invitation to the Blues" before you get your Eggs and Sausage:

Astrocloud is offline  
Old 06-17-2008, 02:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
 
grumpyolddude's Avatar
 
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
(The Veggie Tales Cheeseburger song)

He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger,
And i might like a milkshake as well",
She said to him "i cant give you either",
And he said "isn't this this burger bell?",
She said "yes it is, but were closed now,
But we open tommorow at ten!",
HE SAID "I AM EXTREMELY HUNGRY!!!!
But i guess i can wait until then......"

(Chorus)
Coz' your his Cheeseburger,
His yummy Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooo,
YAH! He'll wait for you-ooo,
Oh, You are his Cheeseburger,
His tasty Cheeseburger,
He'll wait for you-ooo,
Oh, he will wait for you.

(verse 2)
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise,
He may have dozed of once or twice,
when he spotted a billboard for 'Denny's',
Bacon and Eggs for half price,
How could he resist such an offer?
He REALLY needed somthing to munch!
Cheeseburger please do not get angry!
He'll eat and be back here for lunch!

(Chorus)
Coz' your his Cheeseburger,
He's priceless Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooo,
He'll be back for you-ooo,
Won't be so long Cheeseburger,
Oh lovely Cheeseburger,
Be back for you-ooo,
Oh he'll be back for you!

(bridge)
Coz' he loves his Cheeseburger with all his heart,
And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two-oo apart,
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees,
To see if someone accidenly dropped some cheese in the dirt,
Then he would wash it up for you,
Wipe it up for you,
Clean that dirty cheese up just for YOU!!!!!!

You are his Cheese-bur-GER!!
__________________
"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard
grumpyolddude is offline  
Old 06-17-2008, 02:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
Gastrolithuanian
 
Giant Hamburger's Avatar
 
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
X-ray Hamburger!


and how could I forget about Throbbing Gristle's Hamburger Lady...


Lyrics:

By far worse is the hambuger lady,
We must heal them for the qualified technicians,
Worse,
Alternating nights are automatic,
She's lying there,

Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

She's dying,
She is burned from the waist up,
On her arm,
Her ear is burned,
Her eyelashes are burned,
She can't hold things up,
And even with medical advances,
There's no end in sight,
For hamburger lady,
She wants me to tell you of her claim mind,
From which the double play laying,
The proping chair,
Leave her,
She's Burned from the waist down,
Has to eat her life through tubes,

Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

She's okay if you change the tubes,
Tubes in her legs,
the tubes in her arms,
She's okay,
Then it came out and saw the burn net,
Indeed in the account of killing,
And it flashed on the carpet,
And it flashed on the floor,
The hamburger lady,
She came to rest,
Because of the burn she needs relief,
From the medication,
The qualified Technician,

Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 06-17-2008 at 02:52 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
Giant Hamburger is offline  
Old 06-17-2008, 03:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
ring's Avatar
 
Location: ❤
I am pleased your viability is not in question.

If we be talking gristle...

gizzards come out, to play a tune on your temporal mandibular joint.

ring is offline  
Old 06-17-2008, 03:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
uncle phil's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
my prostate is moving...
__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
uncle phil is offline  
Old 06-17-2008, 05:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
ring's Avatar
 
Location: ❤
..cool...
ring is offline  
Old 07-07-2008, 07:04 PM   #16 (permalink)
Minion of the scaléd ones
 
Tophat665's Avatar
 
Location: Northeast Jesusland
Quote:
Originally Posted by Astrocloud
Eggs and sausage and a side of toast
Coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy
Chile in a bowl with burgers and fries
What kind of pie?
Veal cutlet got up off the plate, walked down the end of the bar, and started beating the shit out of the coffee. Coffee couldn't defend itself. It was too weak.

/ And now I am driving my monkeyshit brown Chevy Nova out of this thread...
// And over to the corner of Fifth and Vermouth
__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Tophat665 is offline  
Old 07-08-2008, 02:48 AM   #17 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
uncle phil's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
blonde turns into a bar...
__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
uncle phil is offline  
Old 07-08-2008, 07:59 AM   #18 (permalink)
Minion of the scaléd ones
 
Tophat665's Avatar
 
Location: Northeast Jesusland
A guy walks into a bar. Ooof!
Another guy walks int a bar. Ouch! You'd think he'd have seen the first guy.

A dyslexic walks into a bra....
__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Last edited by Tophat665; 07-08-2008 at 08:05 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
Tophat665 is offline  
Old 07-09-2008, 04:57 AM   #19 (permalink)
Indifferent to anti-matter
 
vermin's Avatar
 
Location: Tucson, AZ
The cheeseburger is a dish best served cold!

No, wait.

That's revenge.

Cheeseburgers are best served hot.

I get the two confused sometimes...

...which explains the attitude of the waitress.
vermin is offline  
 

Tags
giant, hamburger

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:23 PM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360