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Old 04-23-2003, 06:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What is your greatest fear?

What is your greatest pleasure?

What is the full spelling of the letter "H" (I saw it in one of those spelling bees on TV)
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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If you say to someone, "A penny for your thoughts?" and they put their two cents' worth in, do you have to give them back a penny?
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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1 Since I was in third grade, I have had a compulsive fear of alien abduction. It's completely irrational, but it still bugs me. The little girl form "The Ring" is a close second. It's not that I believe that I'll be abducted, or that a dead kid is going to come out of my TV and killme, but they're jus creepy things that bother me when I'm lying awake at night. Damn overactive imagination.

2 Hanging out with friends, not having anything else I should be doing. Isn't it obvious that I'm single?

3 I'm going to go with the phonetic spelling "aych"

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Due to legal reasons I had to remove it and I missed the size tags. I'll put in a sig. when someone gives me a decent one, or I comeup with one.

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Because.

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Old 04-23-2003, 08:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hmmm..
1) What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? (something other than 42)
2) Is it wrong that I get excited when the actions of my friends and I get a notice in the campus safety reports (Reckless Endangerment!!! hell yeah!)
3) Can you help me make copies of dorm keys over the summer?
and
4) Are you wearing any pants?
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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1: Seven times six

2: As long as it's not directly harmful to others, it's a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.

3: What good will they be next year?

4: Of course not. Do I ever voluntarily wear pants?


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Old 04-24-2003, 06:28 AM   #11 (permalink)
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hey i'm late dude......you got the time?

cream and sugar in your coffee?

lots or little ice in your highballs?

is one the lonliest number?
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:30 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:34 AM   #13 (permalink)
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let's see if your answer is better than rogue's...

how come?
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Old 04-24-2003, 06:58 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:01 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Is the rhythm really gonna get me?
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:04 AM   #16 (permalink)
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3 I'm going to go with the phonetic spelling "aych"

Close on the spelling of the letter H...it is "aitch".

By the way who is going to win tonight? Dallas Stars or Anaheim Might Ducks? (I'm gonna have a lot of money riding on this game so you better be right!! )
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Old 04-24-2003, 09:20 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Is the rhythm really gonna get me?
Alright...that made me laugh out loud (but I refused to type "lol").
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:34 AM   #18 (permalink)
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flyman -

1: Yes, lots of both

2: I don't drink

3: No, I think i is; because it's imaginary, it doesn't have itself to talk to.


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I don't see any reason why not


Uncle Phil -

It was the resutl of a vast right-wing conspracy


wrkime -

If we didn't we'd all be full of shit


Bones -

If you wear them instead of shorts, you don't get a redneck tan.


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Only if you let it


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Don't take my word for it, but I'd put my money on the Ducks in OT.


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Old 04-24-2003, 03:17 PM   #19 (permalink)
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What is you favorite breakfast item? also, Where do babies come from...no, seriously....
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Old 04-24-2003, 03:53 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2003, 08:03 PM   #21 (permalink)
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1: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but I have pizza for breakfast more often ...

2: Babies come from inside the mommy.


william_wallace:

He's probably not hostile, just misunderstood. Talk to him, get to know him, and if he still doesn't stop trying to hurt you, drop roofies in his beer when he's not looking and FedEX him to Abu Dhabi.
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:45 PM   #22 (permalink)
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~How many ways are there to skin a cat? What is your favorite way?
~What's the best car?
~Can you do my Music and Society project?
~How far do you think we could launch a soda can with a potato cannon?
~What sign should I steal next?
~Dark or Milk chocolate?
~On or off? Why?
~Where are my pants?
~Are you wearing pants now?
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:17 PM   #23 (permalink)
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best caffeinated drink?
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:42 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Why?
why not?

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Old 04-25-2003, 07:51 PM   #25 (permalink)
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There are nearly an infinite number of ways. My favorite is to load the texture files that are applied to the model file into Photoshop, and skin it with a new, interesting patern.

The best is a very subjective term. I suppose the literal best is the Mclaren F1, as it is the fastest production car. However, what I would like is a '71 Trans Am, with a Merlin II 925HP alternate fuel engine, running on a mix of nitromethane and alcohol. The exhaust will be routed up through pipes protruding from the hood at the tips of the wings of the Screaming Chicken (TM). After rebuilding teh drivetrain to handle the stress, this will result in an extremely fast car which will spout blue-orange flames from the bird's wingtips at high RPM's.

Not having taken the class, I don't think I'm qualified to do it for you. If you throw in some cash, however ...

1700 yards. It's been done.

Car owned by the Dean of Students. Or you could go around to all the dorms and steal all the free condoms again.

I like all chocolate, and which type depends on my mood. Chocolate is like sex. Dark is like passionate, romantic love-making, which is good at times, milk chocolate is like good old regular sex, semi-sweet is like bondage, and unswetened is S&M. As you may imagine, I wouldn't want to limit myself to onyl one of those, so I wouldn't want to choose just one type of chocolate.

Off. If it's off, you can't see me, and that's when I get you ...

Ashley stole them.

I wouldn't fit into your pants, and you know that.
EDIT: I thought the question siad "my pants" No, I'm not wearing any.


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Triple drip-brew espresso. Drip brewing extracts the most caffeine from coffee, whatever type it may be. To make it, put 5 coffe scoops of espresso mix into the basket of a drip-maker, run it, put 5 more scoops into the basket on top of what was there, pour the coffee back into the tank, and run it again. Do this one more time, this time putting several scoops of sugar into the basket. You will end up with a beverage containing approximately 800mg of caffeine per 6ox. cup. I have had 18 cups of this in one sitting. for a normal person, 10g of caffeine is considered a fatal dose, you do the math and figure out how addicted I am.

To clean the coffee maker, run it with 3 tbsp of vinegar in a full tank of water (filtered if you have hard water. Do this twice, and do not, I repeat, Do Not drink what comes out. After another run without coffee grounds and just plain water, the coffee maker is ready to be used again for normal purposes.

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Old 04-25-2003, 07:54 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:09 PM   #27 (permalink)
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The neighbors just can't get enough of my sexy ass, and I'm giving them their daily fix because I forgot to put the blinds up when I got dressed this morning.

For anyone who wasn't on the phone with me: Seriously, I just went out to my car on the street in my boxers and a t-shirt.
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:17 PM   #28 (permalink)
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~Why are you not the Pope?
~How can you become the Pope?
~If you were the Pope, what would you do?
~Why do I keep asking you questions?
~Can you please put some pants on?
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:41 PM   #29 (permalink)
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let me begin with a question, Why don't you get some sleep?

Depending on who you ask, I may be. According to the Discordian faith, every man, woman, and child is the Pope. I actually have a card certifying that I am, in fact, the Pope. I fyou mean the Catholic Pope, it probably has something to do with the constant swearing.

If you're talking about the Catholic Pope, I suppose I'd have to be elected by a bunch of guys in Italy.

I'd bitchslap any priest found guilty (not just accused) of molestation, and officially reverse the church's policies on homosexuality, holding those in homosexual relationships to the same standards as heterosexuals. I'd loosen the rules a bit, I mean I think it's ridiculous that French Kissing (Sorry,.freedom kissing) will supposedly send you to hell. I'd order a new custom Pope-mobile that can do a 10-second quarter mile.

You have nothing better to do

Maybe when I go to class tomorrow, but I think shorts are more likely.
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:09 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 05:03 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, but your pants are long gone. They're underground, because the underpants gnomes decided to switch operations after one of them got stuck to a fresh skid mark. They're going for any type of pants now, not just underpants, and you were one of the first victims. I suggest pouring liberal amounts of gasoline down any holes in your yard that you find, especially those with scraps of fabric around the opening.
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:00 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I choose not to sleep because when I am severely sleep deprived, everything gets all surreal-like. Since I don't use drugs, sleep deprevation is the next best thing. Besides, if I was sleeping, then I couldn't ask you annoying questions...
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:34 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:17 PM   #34 (permalink)
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phoenix-
that wasn't a question. From now on, all smartass replies must be accompanied by a question.

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It depends on what you hit it with, and how hard. A baseball bat would result in a dull thud, possibly with a crack or two, while dropping a safe on one would be more of a splat and a crunch.
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Old 07-01-2003, 08:21 PM   #35 (permalink)
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let me begin with a question, Why don't you get some sleep?

Depending on who you ask, I may be. According to the Discordian faith, every man, woman, and child is the Pope. I actually have a card certifying that I am, in fact, the Pope. If you mean the Catholic Pope, it probably has something to do with the constant swearing.

If you're talking about the Catholic Pope, I suppose I'd have to be elected by a bunch of guys in Italy.

I'd bitchslap any priest found guilty (not just accused) of molestation, and officially reverse the church's policies on homosexuality, holding those in homosexual relationships to the same standards as heterosexuals. I'd loosen the rules a bit, I mean I think it's ridiculous that French Kissing (Sorry,.freedom kissing) will supposedly send you to hell. I'd order a new custom Pope-mobile that can do a 10-second quarter mile.

You have nothing better to do

Maybe when I go to class tomorrow, but I think shorts are more likely.
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Old 07-01-2003, 08:27 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Why hasn't my paintball gun shown up yet?

Can you tell me where I can meet that chick you have as your avatar?

What would you do if you accidentally forgot the words to say before picking up the Necronomicon, and you unwittingly released the horrific army of darkness on the unsuspecting world?

In case of a zombie attack (possibly after you released the army of darkness, but also just hypothetically speaking) would you go for the fortified compound to fight them off, or the hidden mountain base and use guerilla tactics?

What is your weapon of choice?

In your opinion, would a super soaker full of holy water be a good weapon against vampires? If not, how can I defend my house best against them?

Why am I on an undead binge?
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Old 07-01-2003, 08:34 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Same reason mine hasn't showed up yet.

I dunno, I stole the image out of someone's sig on a Paintball board, and reduced the size.

Um, the Necronomicon isn't actually evil ...

Guerilla tactics, as long as there's somewhere to wash off every few days.

Shotgun or Sl8 if I have to move, M2 or PSG for sniping.

Refer to "From Dusk Till Dawn"

Bad horror movies do that to you.
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Old 07-02-2003, 07:54 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2003, 08:26 AM   #39 (permalink)
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