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Keg-o-Grog · 08-16-2003, 11:34 AM

Shaving gel just doesnt make good foam beards

This time i tried taking extra much gel, but... shaving gel just doesnt give you that good foam beard that ordinary shaveing foam does... where has the fun gone.

maybe i just need a really good bath, with loads of soap..

..man i wish i had foam beard

Fifteen Short · 08-16-2003, 11:56 AM

Hah! Good times.....I havent used shaving gel in a while. I need to buy some more. And some blades. Im lazy.

sub zero · 08-16-2003, 03:36 PM

All I've ever used has been gel. I guess I missed out.

Here's to foaming beards every where! *raises drinking glass*

Keg-o-Grog · 08-16-2003, 03:42 PM

yay two posts for my fabelous thread

holtmate · 08-16-2003, 03:42 PM

That is too true...I cannot get a substantial beard with my gel. The regular foam is lots more fun, but just doesn't protect as well...maybe that could be the next shaving innovation...foamier shaving gel!

Keg-o-Grog · 08-16-2003, 03:43 PM

yeah baby

RoadRage · 08-17-2003, 07:56 AM

Foam beards are overrated.

I hate shaving. I just wish it wouldn't grow.

Nefir · 08-17-2003, 08:30 AM

I'm living the high life, baby. I don't just use regular shaving foam - I use EXTRA-FOAMY shaving foam. Not only can I have a giant foam beard, but its quite possibly bullet-proof too.

Mr.T says: "I pity da foo' who uses shaving gel over foam!"

Foopius2 · 08-17-2003, 09:13 AM

i had been using gel just like everyone else

then i found an old can of creme and used it... the experience is so much better... just as good a shave but a much cleaner, smoother feeling afterwards

go back to creme! i did!

Keg-o-Grog · 08-17-2003, 10:09 AM

man, we gotta bring the foam back

Stiltzkin · 08-17-2003, 11:07 AM

You people and your fancy stuff. For me it's just soap and warm water.

dnd · 08-17-2003, 11:12 AM

what about the lubrication? will anyone think about the lubrication factor!!!!

Shpoop · 08-17-2003, 11:18 AM

gilette foamy forever!

micah67 · 08-19-2003, 11:17 AM

Who needs lubricant? Give me a Bowie knife and I'm good.

rockogre · 08-19-2003, 11:21 AM

What is this "Shaving" you speak of?

buddle · 08-19-2003, 01:56 PM

I say, go to a barbrer and get a real foam shave, now thats something

Keg-o-Grog · 08-19-2003, 02:01 PM

With foam you just squirt some in your hand, and it expands and it becomes this big ball of foam, and you can shape and create your face into the most charismatic snow giant, or just a stud santa clause. and you get clap your hands together and it blows out on each side.. foam is just the way to go people, and you can even make your nose foam tiped, now how cool is that ?

when you squirt gel in your hand its just small.. and when you squish it out its just a puny exuse for foam.. and it doesnt smear out that well.. no.. gel is the spawn of satan.

if you want to stay strong, and get anywhere in this life, it is foam that you need to strengthen your spirit. its foam you need to shape and curve your beard growth until it obtains either a premanet full white beard (caused by either making the ultimate foam beard, or taking a permanent foam beard at one of thouse back ally stores) or a sexy and appealing shave of personal choise.

with foam we stand.
with gel we fall.

its ze truth my friends.

buddle · 08-19-2003, 02:06 PM

Agreed!

Why dont somebody write a letter to the foam producers and tell them that they should make a permanent foam... I bet everyone would love me if I have a huge whitebeard :O

Still, if they made it, everyone would have it because its so cool... so we need to keep this underground.

and, would the world be a better place without gel?

Keg-o-Grog · 08-19-2003, 02:09 PM

oh yes it would, we need to rid evil legions of the gel demons, and claim back what foam has rightfully claimed, every mans sturdy cheek.

Its also important to keep this underground, to not let it leak out to the ignorant masses. foam beard can only be worn by thouse with pride and honor in the ways of foam.

VIVA LA GEL RESISTANCE!!!

buddle · 08-20-2003, 06:54 AM

Perhaps someone could sneak in some foam to bush? I think he needs it!!!

VIVA LA REVULTION

killerjoejoe · 08-20-2003, 09:35 AM

man...i havent shaved in 16 years...must be cursed witha thin beard :P

Keg-o-Grog · 08-20-2003, 09:48 AM

yarr, this revolutionising thread must be kept ashore. we must find every pro-foam lover out there. the fight against gel is at hand..

we must keep it alive i say. we must not let our courage wither.
we need to look the gel fiends in the eyes and say "foam can out beard you anytime".

Midlandmadman · 08-20-2003, 10:13 AM

Attention all people who have read this thread ...............

Keg-o-Grog is not the fun loving, foam bearded individual that he wants you to believe. Our sources have found out that he is actually the CEO for Barbasol shaving cream. If sales don't get better he won't recieve his 4.5 million dollar bonus!!! Don't let the fat cats get fatter...... use shaving gel !!!!

(paid for by the makers of shaving gel)

Keg-o-Grog · 08-20-2003, 10:27 AM

noooo!! its all lies.. i have a true foam heart, beating within my chest.. its the turth i tell you. do not let your minds be fooled by that Midland madman.. hes mad

Sion · 08-20-2003, 05:43 PM

foam beards? bah, thats nothing

now a good shampoo mohawk, thats where its at!

Midlandmadman · 08-21-2003, 04:45 AM

Thats right sion............. denounce thoes foam beards... its all hype... I am down with the shampoo mohawk and the dry shaving.

(paid for by the makers of shaving gel & shampoo)

08-16-2003, 11:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	The hard side to life Shaving gel just doesnt make good foam beards This time i tried taking extra much gel, but... shaving gel just doesnt give you that good foam beard that ordinary shaveing foam does... where has the fun gone. maybe i just need a really good bath, with loads of soap.. ..man i wish i had foam beard

08-16-2003, 03:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	All I've ever used has been gel. I guess I missed out. Here's to foaming beards every where! raises drinking glass __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

08-16-2003, 03:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	yay two posts for my fabelous thread __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-16-2003, 03:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
holtmate Flailing White Boy Location: Cincinnati	That is too true...I cannot get a substantial beard with my gel. The regular foam is lots more fun, but just doesn't protect as well...maybe that could be the next shaving innovation...foamier shaving gel! __________________ "Give her your coat" "Why me?" "Because you're perfect." "You have a point there."

08-16-2003, 03:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	yeah baby __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-16-2003, 11:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fifteen Short Banned Location: Castro Valley	Hah! Good times.....I havent used shaving gel in a while. I need to buy some more. And some blades. Im lazy.

08-17-2003, 07:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
RoadRage Stay off the sidewalk! Location: Oklahoma City, OK	Foam beards are overrated. I hate shaving. I just wish it wouldn't grow. __________________ Join TFP Team SETI 43K workunits complete, 34 members, more of each needed.

08-17-2003, 08:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	I'm living the high life, baby. I don't just use regular shaving foam - I use EXTRA-FOAMY shaving foam. Not only can I have a giant foam beard, but its quite possibly bullet-proof too. Mr.T says: "I pity da foo' who uses shaving gel over foam!" __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance

08-17-2003, 09:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
Foopius2 Banned	i had been using gel just like everyone else then i found an old can of creme and used it... the experience is so much better... just as good a shave but a much cleaner, smoother feeling afterwards go back to creme! i did!

08-17-2003, 10:09 AM	#10 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	man, we gotta bring the foam back __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-17-2003, 11:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	You people and your fancy stuff. For me it's just soap and warm water. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

08-17-2003, 11:12 AM	#12 (permalink)
dnd Psycho Location: London...no longer a student	what about the lubrication? will anyone think about the lubrication factor!!!! __________________ "Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

08-17-2003, 11:18 AM	#13 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	gilette foamy forever!

08-19-2003, 11:17 AM	#14 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	Who needs lubricant? Give me a Bowie knife and I'm good. __________________ ~micah

08-19-2003, 11:21 AM	#15 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	What is this "Shaving" you speak of? __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

08-20-2003, 05:43 PM	#25 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	foam beards? bah, thats nothing now a good shampoo mohawk, thats where its at! __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-19-2003, 01:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
buddle Upright Location: Norway	I say, go to a barbrer and get a real foam shave, now thats something __________________ im in love

08-19-2003, 02:01 PM	#17 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	With foam you just squirt some in your hand, and it expands and it becomes this big ball of foam, and you can shape and create your face into the most charismatic snow giant, or just a stud santa clause. and you get clap your hands together and it blows out on each side.. foam is just the way to go people, and you can even make your nose foam tiped, now how cool is that ? when you squirt gel in your hand its just small.. and when you squish it out its just a puny exuse for foam.. and it doesnt smear out that well.. no.. gel is the spawn of satan. if you want to stay strong, and get anywhere in this life, it is foam that you need to strengthen your spirit. its foam you need to shape and curve your beard growth until it obtains either a premanet full white beard (caused by either making the ultimate foam beard, or taking a permanent foam beard at one of thouse back ally stores) or a sexy and appealing shave of personal choise. with foam we stand. with gel we fall. its ze truth my friends. __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you. Last edited by Keg-o-Grog; 08-19-2003 at 02:06 PM..

08-19-2003, 02:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
buddle Upright Location: Norway	Agreed! Why dont somebody write a letter to the foam producers and tell them that they should make a permanent foam... I bet everyone would love me if I have a huge whitebeard :O Still, if they made it, everyone would have it because its so cool... so we need to keep this underground. and, would the world be a better place without gel? __________________ im in love

08-19-2003, 02:09 PM	#19 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	oh yes it would, we need to rid evil legions of the gel demons, and claim back what foam has rightfully claimed, every mans sturdy cheek. Its also important to keep this underground, to not let it leak out to the ignorant masses. foam beard can only be worn by thouse with pride and honor in the ways of foam. VIVA LA GEL RESISTANCE!!! __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-20-2003, 06:54 AM	#20 (permalink)
buddle Upright Location: Norway	Perhaps someone could sneak in some foam to bush? I think he needs it!!! VIVA LA REVULTION __________________ im in love

08-20-2003, 09:35 AM	#21 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	man...i havent shaved in 16 years...must be cursed witha thin beard :P __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-20-2003, 09:48 AM	#22 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	yarr, this revolutionising thread must be kept ashore. we must find every pro-foam lover out there. the fight against gel is at hand.. we must keep it alive i say. we must not let our courage wither. we need to look the gel fiends in the eyes and say "foam can out beard you anytime". __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-20-2003, 10:13 AM	#23 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Attention all people who have read this thread ............... Keg-o-Grog is not the fun loving, foam bearded individual that he wants you to believe. Our sources have found out that he is actually the CEO for Barbasol shaving cream. If sales don't get better he won't recieve his 4.5 million dollar bonus!!! Don't let the fat cats get fatter...... use shaving gel !!!! (paid for by the makers of shaving gel) __________________ Its good to be back.

08-20-2003, 10:27 AM	#24 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	noooo!! its all lies.. i have a true foam heart, beating within my chest.. its the turth i tell you. do not let your minds be fooled by that Midland madman.. hes mad __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-21-2003, 04:45 AM	#26 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Thats right sion............. denounce thoes foam beards... its all hype... I am down with the shampoo mohawk and the dry shaving. (paid for by the makers of shaving gel & shampoo) __________________ Its good to be back.