Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community - Yzer's Stories #3 "The Mogwai, Stanley Kubrick, Terminix, TFP Chat Connection"

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So tonight in chat, KWSN told me how he lost his lighter

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He later found it in his shoe.

http://www.cinematexas.org/shoe.jpg

Startled by his discovery, I had come to the conclusion that the lighter-mover were mogwai

http://www.zaritskyarchive.com/mogwai.jpg

Not immediately recognizing the more widely known form of mogwai, KW thought it was the Brit band Mogwai

http://www.magnetmagazine.com/photos/mogwai.jpg

I quickly corrected KWSN.

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And then reminded him about the little mogwai and how they live in his sock drawer.

http://www.movinshoes.com/media/art/sock_drawer.jpg

He wanted to know who put the deviants there. I jumped immediately to Fidel Castro

http://w1.1559.telia.com/~u155900388/images/fidel.jpg

KWSN did not understand, so instead I said Stanley Kubrick

http://www.film-foundation.org/images/board/kubrick.jpg

KWSN still didnt understand, but I explained "Hell, Mogwai wrote a song about him" then I asked if he had seen Full Metal Jacket in his house. HE DID!! Knowing of a possible infestation of Mogwai's and Stanley Kubrick, KW became scared

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So I told him to call a popular exterminator company to rid the pests, the famous Terminix Man

http://www.terminix.com/graphics/tl_ch_serman.jpg

KW explained the situation about the mogwai's and the Stanley Kubrick, and they hung up. I told him to get a second opinion with another company, Orkin.

http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/orkin.jpg

Suprisingly enough, they didnt know what a mogwai was, and then immediately hung up after he mentioned Stanley Kubrick. Apparently, Stanley Kubrick was invincible, and couldn't be killed, or something.

So now poor KWSN is all alone at home, in bed, with Stanley Kubrick probably teabagging him.

http://www.cubanfoodguy.com/teabag.jpg

Let this be a lesson to you! Don't watch Full Metal Jacket in your house without fumigating first!