What were you in a previous life? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

bparker805 · 08-19-2003, 02:41 PM

Just make something stupid and creative up or if you want tell us what you really were in a previous life (ie a king, a princess, a night in shining armor).

In a previous life I lived in midevil europe and collected the dead bodies of those that died from the plague. The work sucked, but I got to pick their pockets. Everything was going great until the day I started collecting rats as pets.

sadistikdreams · 08-19-2003, 03:57 PM

I was a pet shop owner in a past life.

pretty boring, really

slimshaydee · 08-19-2003, 04:52 PM

i was a butterfly, cause nobody ever suspects the butterfly

Munku · 08-19-2003, 04:54 PM

Isn't that the guy from salute your shorts Bones?

Fifteen Short · 08-19-2003, 04:58 PM

Giant Hamburger · 08-19-2003, 05:51 PM

Hail Multicarnated Ones!

I am almost certain that I was an eye screw in a previous life.

There is still a lot of it left in me. It's scratchy.
-GH

Fly · 08-19-2003, 05:56 PM

silver....9" long .......dildo.......

.....with a twist knob for self gratification......

ya'...that's it..

hotzot · 08-19-2003, 06:02 PM

I was a sea otter! aint they cute!?

YzermanS19 · 08-19-2003, 06:04 PM

I'm pretty sure I was a pteryodactl in a previous life. You know, swooping down on hapless cavemen and grabbing them with my beak and leathery wings, and just ripping them to shreds with my huge talon-esque toes.

Also, I did a brief stint as Aria Giovanni's thong.

bundy · 08-19-2003, 06:21 PM

i used to be a musician...

then i was this really annoying, rude (yet strangely funny) sign...

then, i became this huge polar bear, who sold this sweet rum...

(you can see my head there behind Rebekah)

well, now, as you all know... i´m me.

Fly · 08-19-2003, 08:03 PM

yup.....a bicycle seat...

killerjoejoe · 08-19-2003, 08:11 PM

I was an official "Boob-feeling-tester" at playboy

Tiger69z · 08-20-2003, 08:49 AM

I think i was a silicone implant....it was all dark and humid

Arc101 · 08-20-2003, 08:54 AM

I was a penguin, which is strange as I'm a penguin in this life too.

rockogre · 08-20-2003, 10:32 AM

Obviously a crab.

marcopolo · 08-20-2003, 01:18 PM

I was a Buffalo in Montana .

bernadette · 08-20-2003, 04:09 PM

<b>i was the virgin mary

<img src="http://www.freemethodistchurch.org/Graphics/Life%20Advice/Madonna%20and%20Child-Carlotta.jpg">

don't even bother asking how i did <i>that</i> trick!</b>

08-19-2003, 02:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	What were you in a previous life? Just make something stupid and creative up or if you want tell us what you really were in a previous life (ie a king, a princess, a night in shining armor). In a previous life I lived in midevil europe and collected the dead bodies of those that died from the plague. The work sucked, but I got to pick their pockets. Everything was going great until the day I started collecting rats as pets.

08-19-2003, 03:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	I was a pet shop owner in a past life. pretty boring, really __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

08-19-2003, 04:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fifteen Short Banned Location: Castro Valley	Dead

08-19-2003, 05:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	silver....9" long .......dildo....... .....with a twist knob for self gratification...... ya'...that's it.. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-19-2003, 06:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	I was a sea otter! aint they cute!? __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

08-19-2003, 04:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	i was a butterfly, cause nobody ever suspects the butterfly

08-19-2003, 04:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Isn't that the guy from salute your shorts Bones?

08-19-2003, 05:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Multicarnated Ones! I am almost certain that I was an eye screw in a previous life. There is still a lot of it left in me. It's scratchy. -GH

08-19-2003, 06:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	I'm pretty sure I was a pteryodactl in a previous life. You know, swooping down on hapless cavemen and grabbing them with my beak and leathery wings, and just ripping them to shreds with my huge talon-esque toes. Also, I did a brief stint as Aria Giovanni's thong. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

08-19-2003, 06:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i used to be a musician... then i was this really annoying, rude (yet strangely funny) sign... then, i became this huge polar bear, who sold this sweet rum... (you can see my head there behind Rebekah) well, now, as you all know... i´m me. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 08-20-2003 at 08:51 PM..

08-19-2003, 08:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	yup.....a bicycle seat... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-19-2003, 08:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	I was an official "Boob-feeling-tester" at playboy __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-20-2003, 08:49 AM	#13 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	I think i was a silicone implant....it was all dark and humid

08-20-2003, 08:54 AM	#14 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	I was a penguin, which is strange as I'm a penguin in this life too.

08-20-2003, 10:32 AM	#15 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Obviously a crab. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

08-20-2003, 01:18 PM	#16 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	I was a Buffalo in Montana . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-20-2003, 04:09 PM	#17 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<b>i was the virgin mary <img src="http://www.freemethodistchurch.org/Graphics/Life%20Advice/Madonna%20and%20Child-Carlotta.jpg"> don't even bother asking how i did <i>that</i> trick!</b> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.