If you were a PORNSTAR..... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

zipper · 08-19-2003, 11:41 PM

What would your name be?

I am kinda leaning towards "Phil Goode"

laxative · 08-19-2003, 11:55 PM

Peter King

bernadette · 08-19-2003, 11:59 PM

ppppppussy willow

haha i dunno. it was just so funny when kathleen turner said it in serial mom.

Nomad · 08-20-2003, 12:37 AM

Red Wood

Why?

I have red hair, and I always have wood.

YourNeverThere · 08-20-2003, 12:43 AM

"BIG PORNSTAR PENIS MAN!"

bundy · 08-20-2003, 01:39 AM

my name would be bundy.

i´ve always wanted to be known by just one name.

zipper · 08-20-2003, 04:23 AM

Ohhhhhhh....and my wife decided on "Mona Lott"

We'd make a great pair, huh!!

Sticky · 08-20-2003, 04:56 AM

Sticky the Stickman, obviously.

rockogre · 08-20-2003, 06:55 AM

Rock Cock

TheKak · 08-20-2003, 08:04 AM

Long Dong Silver

bparker805 · 08-20-2003, 08:06 AM

Sir Humpsalot

dy156 · 08-20-2003, 08:10 AM

on one of those emails with a formula to come up with a porn name, I got

Sebastian Sheffield,

and thought it was catchy.

By the way, that was my 69th post!

Tiger69z · 08-20-2003, 08:33 AM

Tigerd Goods

hehe my name...think about this....

I play golf with two balls and a club...

Arc101 · 08-20-2003, 08:46 AM

I'd be called Mr Oh God Don't Stop- after all the pornstars I would be having sex with wouldn't have a problem remembering that name !

killerjoejoe · 08-20-2003, 09:31 AM

Names not the issue...its what you wear. Black spandex and ski goggels.

tinfoil · 08-20-2003, 10:11 AM

Oo Ooo...

I wanna be 'Joe'

Midlandmadman · 08-20-2003, 10:22 AM

B.J. Asstabber

JumpinJesus · 08-20-2003, 10:23 AM

John Asscroft

mastertakana · 08-20-2003, 10:30 AM

Sen Demhos

Troublebot · 08-20-2003, 10:34 AM

Peter McHuge, the Cletic Pornstar

yournamehere · 08-20-2003, 12:31 PM

Hugh G. Recksun

virus · 08-20-2003, 12:42 PM

i always heard you were supposed to use the name of your first pet followed by your middle name, or something like that. maybe street name? anyone ever hear of that formula? doesn't work for me.

Nostromo · 08-20-2003, 01:49 PM

Studly Hungwell

laxative · 08-20-2003, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by virus
i always heard you were supposed to use the name of your first pet followed by your middle name, or something like that. maybe street name? anyone ever hear of that formula? doesn't work for me.

That'd make me Two Spots Buckeye. Works for me.

Two Spots was a pig. We ate him.

Sion · 08-20-2003, 05:34 PM

they would call me Pennzoil

cus I cum in quarts

hotzot · 08-20-2003, 05:59 PM

Big Dick McGlick

Tophat665 · 08-20-2003, 06:31 PM

Hmm,
Miles Long?
Peter Steele?
Peter Gozinja?
Harry Nuczak (Pronounce it Polish and it makes sense.)?
Richard Craven Morehead?

Peter Steele. Gotta be.

Love it that one of the Smuthers Brothers' Sons is in porn. Tommy Smuthers Jr., I think.

slimshaydee · 08-20-2003, 06:51 PM

hugh g. rection

Munku · 08-20-2003, 08:17 PM

Munku.

JTC · 08-21-2003, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slimshaydee
hugh g. rection

Buwahahaha - That's gold

I've always like Russell the love Muscle

Midlandmadman · 08-21-2003, 04:30 AM

oh.......... now i want to be

Harvey Wallbanger

absorbentishe · 08-21-2003, 07:44 AM

Phil McCracken, that was always my "party" name for the drunk girls.

Or
Imin Pink
T. Bagger

Mojo · 08-21-2003, 11:11 AM

butter nutz

GSRIDER · 08-21-2003, 01:34 PM

Jack Hammer!!!

or for the sensitive movies

Lauren Letounge

JBX · 08-21-2003, 02:12 PM

Long Rhode

Rowan · 08-21-2003, 06:31 PM

Gavina Prounounced Ja-veen-a. I actually knew a stripper by this name, and I thought it was clever and cool!!

jimk · 08-22-2003, 01:05 PM

richard bag

Conclamo Ludus · 08-22-2003, 04:51 PM

Dick Richard
"twice the dick"

chiefslappajo · 08-23-2003, 09:41 PM

Tex longhorn

crow_daw · 08-23-2003, 10:59 PM

Well, using one of the porn name formulas I know, I come up with Grayson McArthur. Which I think sounds like some kinda English nobleman.
Lord Grayson McArthur.
Ay?
Using the same formula my friend becomes Killer Brown.I don't know why I just told you that.

08-19-2003, 11:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
zipper Crazy Location: Georgia, USA	If you were a PORNSTAR..... What would your name be? I am kinda leaning towards "Phil Goode"

08-19-2003, 11:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	ppppppussy willow haha i dunno. it was just so funny when kathleen turner said it in serial mom. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-20-2003, 12:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	"BIG PORNSTAR PENIS MAN!" __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

08-20-2003, 01:39 AM	#6 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	my name would be bundy. i´ve always wanted to be known by just one name. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-20-2003, 04:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
zipper Crazy Location: Georgia, USA	Ohhhhhhh....and my wife decided on "Mona Lott" We'd make a great pair, huh!! __________________ "If you wait 'til the last minute, it will only take you a minute!" Visit my home page http://zhphotography.zenfolio.com/

08-19-2003, 11:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Peter King

08-20-2003, 12:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
Nomad Heathen Location: California	Red Wood Why? I have red hair, and I always have wood.

08-20-2003, 04:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sticky	Sticky the Stickman, obviously. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-20-2003, 06:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Rock Cock __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

08-20-2003, 08:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
TheKak Insane Location: Virginia	Long Dong Silver __________________ Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

08-20-2003, 08:06 AM	#11 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Sir Humpsalot

08-20-2003, 08:10 AM	#12 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	on one of those emails with a formula to come up with a porn name, I got Sebastian Sheffield, and thought it was catchy. By the way, that was my 69th post!

08-20-2003, 08:33 AM	#13 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Tigerd Goods hehe my name...think about this.... I play golf with two balls and a club...

08-20-2003, 08:46 AM	#14 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	I'd be called Mr Oh God Don't Stop- after all the pornstars I would be having sex with wouldn't have a problem remembering that name !

08-20-2003, 09:31 AM	#15 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	Names not the issue...its what you wear. Black spandex and ski goggels. __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-20-2003, 10:11 AM	#16 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	Oo Ooo... I wanna be 'Joe' __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

08-20-2003, 10:22 AM	#17 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	B.J. Asstabber __________________ Its good to be back.

08-20-2003, 10:23 AM	#18 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	John Asscroft __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-20-2003, 10:30 AM	#19 (permalink)
mastertakana Crazy	Sen Demhos __________________ All I know the time it is gettin dread Need alot of trees up in my head

08-20-2003, 10:34 AM	#20 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Peter McHuge, the Cletic Pornstar __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-20-2003, 12:31 PM	#21 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	Hugh G. Recksun __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

08-20-2003, 12:42 PM	#22 (permalink)
virus Tilted Location: NYC	i always heard you were supposed to use the name of your first pet followed by your middle name, or something like that. maybe street name? anyone ever hear of that formula? doesn't work for me.

08-20-2003, 01:49 PM	#23 (permalink)
Nostromo Upright Location: Burlington, Ontario	Studly Hungwell __________________ "If it ain't broke, don't break it."

08-20-2003, 05:34 PM	#25 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	they would call me Pennzoil cus I cum in quarts __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-20-2003, 05:59 PM	#26 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	Big Dick McGlick __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

08-20-2003, 06:31 PM	#27 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Hmm, Miles Long? Peter Steele? Peter Gozinja? Harry Nuczak (Pronounce it Polish and it makes sense.)? Richard Craven Morehead? Peter Steele. Gotta be. Love it that one of the Smuthers Brothers' Sons is in porn. Tommy Smuthers Jr., I think. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-20-2003, 06:51 PM	#28 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	hugh g. rection

08-20-2003, 08:17 PM	#29 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Munku.

08-21-2003, 04:30 AM	#31 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	oh.......... now i want to be Harvey Wallbanger __________________ Its good to be back.

08-21-2003, 07:44 AM	#32 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Phil McCracken, that was always my "party" name for the drunk girls. Or Imin Pink T. Bagger

08-21-2003, 11:11 AM	#33 (permalink)
Mojo Upright	butter nutz

08-21-2003, 01:34 PM	#34 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Jack Hammer!!! or for the sensitive movies Lauren Letounge __________________ No signature at this time.

08-21-2003, 02:12 PM	#35 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	Long Rhode __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

08-21-2003, 06:31 PM	#36 (permalink)
Rowan Tilted Location: The Great Northwest	Gavina Prounounced Ja-veen-a. I actually knew a stripper by this name, and I thought it was clever and cool!!

08-22-2003, 01:05 PM	#37 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	richard bag __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

08-22-2003, 04:51 PM	#38 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Dick Richard "twice the dick" __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-23-2003, 09:41 PM	#39 (permalink)
chiefslappajo Insane Location: bluegrass	Tex longhorn __________________ Longstanding Member Loved by children. Desired by women. Adored by bartenders everywhere.

08-23-2003, 10:59 PM	#40 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	Well, using one of the porn name formulas I know, I come up with Grayson McArthur. Which I think sounds like some kinda English nobleman. Lord Grayson McArthur. Ay? Using the same formula my friend becomes Killer Brown.I don't know why I just told you that. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons