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Batman976 08-24-2003 11:09 PM

Whoa, dude. I've got boobs!
 
So I've noticed recently that I've started to grow man boobs. Please post ways for me to cope with this newfound problem.

You can also tell me ways to remedy this situation. A couple stipulations though: Not drinking isn't an option, and I'd rather not start wearing a training bro (manssiere?).

marshall26 08-24-2003 11:18 PM

start running...lose weight. go ahead and keep on drinking, but if you want to lose the manboobs, you'll need to cut back on unhealthy foods and start getting more exercise.

bermuDa 08-24-2003 11:31 PM

fondle yourself?

bundy 08-24-2003 11:50 PM

give yourself spanish... if your flexi enough...

FlorentinoAriza 08-24-2003 11:54 PM

new piercings ? titty twisters ?

Sleepyjack 08-25-2003 12:15 AM

is it actual fat, or glandular tissue. If its the latter, that can't really get removed from excercise but has to be surgically removed.
ie you could have gynecomastia.

paddyjoe 08-25-2003 03:48 AM

:eek: Break out the camera and hit the titty board! :eek:

08-25-2003 04:10 AM

sports bra!!!

cchris 08-25-2003 06:45 AM

Your exercise regime should first consist of moving left to right in rapid semi cicular motions in front of the mirror.
If you find this amusing discontinue exercise and accept your new "additions".
If you are awash with guilt then exercise may well be for you.

eyeronic 08-25-2003 07:33 AM

Light beer. Diet coke. Run 7-10 miles everyday. Discover fountain of youth. Any of these might work.

goof7ball 08-25-2003 08:00 AM

I've heard that if you work out a lot and develop large pectoral muscles, and then stop working out the muscle will turn in to fat. I'm not sure if that means you should start working the pecs again (to get the muscle back), or work on everything else (to burn calories) and set for normal pecs that aren't muscle or fat.

seethreepo 08-25-2003 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goof7ball
I've heard that if you work out a lot and develop large pectoral muscles, and then stop working out the muscle will turn in to fat. I'm not sure if that means you should start working the pecs again (to get the muscle back), or work on everything else (to burn calories) and set for normal pecs that aren't muscle or fat.

muscle can NOT turn to fat.
its impossible ask your doctor .

Ashton 08-25-2003 09:41 AM

LOL! Internet speak for 'man boobs' is "bitchtits' :lol:

bernadette 08-25-2003 10:08 AM

push ups.

hit the floor, give me 50. now dude.

;)

Plan9Senior 08-25-2003 10:20 AM

Only thing that will get rid of flab is cardio exercise and a healthier diet. Cut back on the drinking and you will even make the process 100X faster.

tinytim 08-25-2003 11:32 AM

Perhaps keep the drining and lose the eating? It seems more reasonable than quiting drinking to me.

skysooner 08-25-2003 11:39 AM

Drinking has major calories. I cut my food intake roughly in half and started doing cardio 45 minutes to an hour a day. I'm down 25 lbs in the last 8 weeks. I too had the start of man boobs and have just about got rid of them.

Midnight_Son 08-25-2003 12:54 PM

incline push-ups, lots of them...trust me:(

marcopolo 08-25-2003 01:42 PM

AAARHG ! HE - HOOTERS !

http://www.killtocure.com/breastL.jpg

IckUber 08-25-2003 05:29 PM

yeah man, work out, that the only way to get rid of fat.

JumpinJesus 08-25-2003 06:39 PM

Change your name to phyllis and start wearing dresses.

irieemon 08-25-2003 06:43 PM

push ups, pull ups, crunches and diet

duckduck 08-25-2003 08:00 PM

A wet t-shirt?

Fly 08-25-2003 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
:eek: Break out the camera and hit the titty board! :eek:

bwaahahahhhaaaahahhhaa.............

do it dude....:D

45 min. cardio will do it.

YourNeverThere 08-25-2003 11:22 PM

i like the cut out the eating plan, all drinking, all the time


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