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			 The Cover Doesn't Match The Book 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: in a van down by the river 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 I didn't get that option on my plan! 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 comfortably numb... 
			
			
			
			
				
			
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				Location: upstate 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 that's funny as shit... 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: left side of my couch, East Texas 
				
				
				
				
				
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		  That's great, canucker. Very funny post. Always liked these Sextoon gifs. ![]() Quote: 
	
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			Location: Sunny California 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 reminds me of a brilliant website, http://www.mobileasses.com  
		
		
		
		
		
		
	I can imagine maybe 30 minutes to create the site, with a little copy-and-paste from hotornot.  | 
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