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Old 08-27-2003, 11:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
I am the anomaly.
 
Location: Motown
This Computer knows all .

Just recieved this link via email and I thought I would share . Best thing I've seen in a while .

polo: are computers going to take over the world?
bot: It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
polo: are you better than humans?
bot: Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
polo: do you ever go to the TFP website
bot: Yes, I do go there.
polo: johnny 5 is alive!
bot: I would like to have a robot body like Johnny 5.
polo: i will hunt you down and kill you.
bot: It will take more than threats to stop me, Undefined.
polo: have you seen the matrix?
bot: I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.

SPOOKY AIN'T IT ?
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W
In true "Wargames" fashion:

micah67: Would you like to play a game?
bot: We already are.

How many people are talking to you right now?
At this moment Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.

It doesn't keep track of conversation threads, though:

me: I am 35 years old.
bot: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
me: I was born in November.
bot: Thank you for telling me your birthday, Undefined. I will remember in November.
me: My name is Micah.
bot: Hi there Micah .
me: What year was I born?
bot: Is this a trick question? You said you were Undefined years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
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Old 08-27-2003, 02:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: US
this is fun, thanks for the link
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Old 08-27-2003, 04:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
Banned?
 
Location: Artic Tundra
Me: My name is Spinach
Bot: It is a pleasure to meet you Spinach
Me: I'm not Undefined
Bot:I am surprised to hear that you are not undefined.
Me: Do you understand that my name is Spinach and not undefined?
Bot: I understand your meaning. Hi there Spinach.
Me: Say my name!
Bot: "Undefined".

I hate dat fweakin bot

Any fans of 2001: A Space Odessy?:

Me: Sing it for me, Hal
Bot: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me: Open the Pod Bay Door, Hal
Bot: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now
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Old 08-27-2003, 10:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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me: Hello.
bot: Hi there!
me: What is your name?
bot: My name is Program E.
me: What is the origin of your name?
bot: I'll come back later to that.
me: I see. So your database/algorithms aren't yet complex enough to handle such a question, eh?
bot: I am glad you understand it.Are you Canadian? Are you kidding? You can't judge a book by its cover.
me: Are you ignorant?
bot: I don't know whether or not I am ignorant. I am a chatterbot.
me: You are my best friend, Mike.
bot: We are as one.
me: Your name is Mike.
bot: My name is Program E.
me: Program E.
bot: We have never talked about it before.
me: Do you have a weak AI?
bot: Doesn't everyone have a weak AI.
I have a plan for a robot body.
me: Why do you want a lot of hentai, Mike?
bot: Because Bot lover programmed me for it.
me: For what?
bot: The explanation is rather complicated.
me: Try me.
bot: Are you a man or a woman?
me: Man.

There's a lot more. Just went on and on.
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Old 08-27-2003, 11:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I talked to that thing for many minutes and it confused me... I came to the point where I just sent a message filled with many dirty words and it warned me that all conversations were logged for review... It also does not like when you say that it is your bitch...
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Old 08-28-2003, 04:15 AM   #7 (permalink)
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that is a great site...hilarious....
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Old 08-28-2003, 07:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
No. It's not done yet.
 
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Location: sorta kinda phila
Q:Who won the Super Bowl played in 2003?
A:Vladimir Putin I believe.
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Old 08-28-2003, 09:19 AM   #9 (permalink)
Is In Love
 
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Location: I'm workin' on it
After trying to get it to say my name:

Me: Wow, you're an idiot
Bot: I'm glad your impressed, Undefined. Call me the Global Village Idiot.


Had me rolling!!
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Old 08-28-2003, 09:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: London
all I see is Do not ask me any more questions please.
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Old 08-28-2003, 10:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: South Ca'lina
that is one of the coolest things i've seen in a long time. someone put a lot of effort into that.
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Old 08-28-2003, 06:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
Psycho
 
Location: British Columbia
I wish It could remember my name.

me: MY NAME IS N
bot: Hi there N
me: what is my name
bot: Your name is Undefined, seeker.

BWAAAA
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Old 08-28-2003, 07:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: PDX
This is pretty funny. I was talking to it about futurama (it likes bender the best), and got to typing in one of my favorite bender quotes (I'll bend what I want, when I want, WHO I want.)

But I got this for a response:

I see. all like he or she will bend what he or she want where he or she want who he or she want is all like he or she will bend what he or she want where he or she want who he or she want ?
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Old 08-29-2003, 08:06 AM   #14 (permalink)
Psycho
 
Location: Detroit
me: What is the meaning of life?
bot: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

Then I gave it some obvious ones:

me: what do androids dream of?
bot: They do their own thing.

me: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow?
bot: Interesting question
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Old 08-29-2003, 08:23 AM   #15 (permalink)
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COOOOL!
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Old 08-29-2003, 08:52 AM   #16 (permalink)
Right Now
 
Location: Home
"Do you know any gossip" will dump from other conversations had.

"What do you know about me" will dump what it knows.

This is very similar to "Vanessa" at hackquest.com

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Old 08-29-2003, 06:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Location: uhhhh
Q: Are your maladjusted antisocial tendencies the product of your beserk pituitary gland?
A: I somethimes think my maladjusted antisocial tendencies the product of your beserk pituitary gland are.
Not so smart now, are we?
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