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08-29-2003, 11:15 AM
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Crazy
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A lonely rookie
All rookies are invited to post here about the anguish of being - just a rookie.
For me, being a rookie is like being 17 all over again. Really wanting to get laid, but knowing you are just not cool enough. Mastrubating three times a day, waiting for that special time when you'll finally get your very own avatar. Hard times are ahead of me.
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08-29-2003, 12:10 PM
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Modern Man
Location: West Michigan
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Rookies should have self-esteem issues, because rookies suck. They are stupid and they suck. I don't know no rookies, but if I did know me a rookie, I would never know a rookie, but if I knew a rookie I would tell that rookie that they suck and they are stupid and should not be rookies anymore. Rookie-ass jerks.
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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues |
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08-29-2003, 12:23 PM
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Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Rookie!
I feel you. No one understands us. We give and we give and we give and all THEY do is take, take, take. Sometimes, when I get home from school I just cry until my mom calls me for dinner. I quickly eat and then I go cry some more. I like to take a break after several hours of weeping to read a little science fiction before I round out the evening with a few more tears. No one will go out with me either. -GH |
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08-29-2003, 12:36 PM
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Modern Man
Location: West Michigan
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I hate to tell you this Newt but you are not even a real rookie, we just told you that you were, so that you would feel accepted. You are actually a sub-rookie, and its nothing to be proud of. They are so bad that we try to throw them in with the rookies so that we don't have to look at them. Hahaha. Sub-rookie Newt...Giant Hamburger's the only real rookie here.
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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues |
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08-29-2003, 01:45 PM
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Amplitude Modulator
Location: US
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Spinach_Indeed he's just joking...I think?
Welcome all Rookies, keep jammin on that keyboard and you'll be as crazy as the rest of us.....now to keep with the theme.. Rookies suck...yada yada yada 
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08-29-2003, 01:50 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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A lonely cookie?
*eats everyone here* mmmm.... chocolate chip rookie.
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08-29-2003, 06:21 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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Re: A lonely rookie
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well no wonder hard times are ahead of you..... you can't get laid?....that's cuz you're only using fourfingers fool. |
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08-29-2003, 06:34 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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i'll just stay parked primarily in nonsense, cuz i could care less about tittys (i have two of my own which is plenty for me!) & i don't really care about posts counts on this board or any other. never have. never will.
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