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Old 09-03-2003, 04:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post a lie.

All you got to do is post a blatant lie. Should be pretty easy. the blatanter the better.

E.G.

I am NOT completely obsessed with Cameron Diaz. No really...I'm not.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i am an original member of TFP. actually i am the founder & a covert adminstrator.
<i>shhhh!</i>
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Halx is hung like a gnat.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I cant type.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I am neither grumpy nor old.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't understand a single word of the english language.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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i have no nephews or nieces...
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I am a liar

(think about that one for a minute)
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm not listening to music.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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im soo not a ninja
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Old 09-03-2003, 05:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by glophead
I am a liar

(think about that one for a minute)
Thanks a lot jackass, my breain just ate itself.
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Old 09-03-2003, 05:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'll never get tired of this thread.
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Old 09-03-2003, 06:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by CSFilm

I am NOT completely obsessed with Cameron Diaz. No really...I'm not.
hey, neither am i.
and i drive a totally pimped out ferrari as well.
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Old 09-03-2003, 06:38 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I suck cock for hamburger patties.
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I get laid by three or four really hot girls every day.

Also, halx is small compared to me.
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:11 PM   #17 (permalink)
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this thread is sooo cool!
more like it!

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Old 09-03-2003, 07:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I am gonadman because my nads are the size of coconuts
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
 
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:58 PM   #20 (permalink)
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hay!!1! i can't typ3 2!11!1!
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:35 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Yesterday, I raped the devil.
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:39 PM   #22 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Originally posted by Shokan
I suck cock for hamburger patties.
wooden nickles here.....
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:43 PM   #23 (permalink)
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i operate a male brothel... that specialises in Twinks, Younguns, Daddies, Chubs, Subs and Doms.
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:45 PM   #24 (permalink)
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TFP Sucks
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:47 PM   #25 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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Flyman rolls beautiful joints.
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Old 09-03-2003, 08:58 PM   #26 (permalink)
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splck secretly loves vowels

the only magnets on his fridge he has is
a, e, i, o, u & sometimes y
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Old 09-03-2003, 09:54 PM   #27 (permalink)
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i rule.
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Old 09-03-2003, 10:02 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Jesus loves me.
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Old 09-03-2003, 10:20 PM   #29 (permalink)
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What are you talking about? Pbsh! I'm not an alcoholic. Who told you that crap?
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Old 09-04-2003, 12:31 AM   #30 (permalink)
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This is fun.
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Old 09-04-2003, 02:59 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Location: Philippines


"I am not a crook."
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Old 09-04-2003, 04:12 AM   #32 (permalink)
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my internet connection is down
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Old 09-04-2003, 04:19 AM   #33 (permalink)
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being awakened at 4 am by a screaming infant is bliss
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Old 09-04-2003, 04:57 AM   #34 (permalink)
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The Cincinatti Bengals willl rule the NFL this year. No really.
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:41 AM   #35 (permalink)
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im a sexy 19 year old czech nympho.....cum watch my webcam
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:49 AM   #36 (permalink)
is you wicked?
 
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
Quote:
Originally posted by irieemon
my internet connection is down
I feel really bad for you, and I won't be able to sleep until I know it's back up.
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:58 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Donny Osmond is the best singer EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh And Courtny Love is a terrific actress!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:33 AM   #38 (permalink)
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I always have something worthwhile to say
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:38 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:53 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I am not a porn fiend.












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