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:DHi:D
I'm an idiot. Not a well-known idiot, but I am an idiot:D

So, if you need an Idiot's advice, Im here for you :D

How do I get more women?

too easy...I can't do it :)

Dear idiot, I'm faced with the following dilemma. How can I transport 40 goats from Wilmington Delaware to Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates? Any advice would be most helpful.

My refrigerator is making a sort of a thrum, thrum, pop, thrum, thrum, eek, pop, thrum thrum noise. Do you think that the relative bearing may be going out. Is my beer in danger?

Bones: Aren't we ALL idiots? Anyways, you are idiotic enough to come to me for advice, I dont think you need my help.

Nad Adam: Buy some :D

Peetster: Make them drink some Red Bull, and fly them to Abu Dhabi ("red bull give you wings" ;))

rockogre: hmmm... by the sounds of those noises i'd say your fridge is drunk. GET YOUR BEERS OUT!!! QUICK!!!:eek:

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OK, I admit it, I laughed. :-)

if i throw a stick do you chace it?

liquid_dreams: Im an idiot, not a dog - I won't chase a stick. And even if I were a dog (which I almost am), I'd be too concerned licking my own nuts to worry about a stick :D

Damn dogs....
I wish I was THAT flexible as well :mad: