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Sleepyjack 09-16-2003 05:00 AM

Oxymorons
 
Post any funny or whatever oxymorons you have here.

One of my friends was drinking diet coke the other day and i thought of that one then.

So starting off with....

Diet Coke

probably diet any soft drink would work, although coke is much more popular than pepsi in Australia, so i used coke...starting to ramble......

bundy 09-16-2003 05:23 AM

Military Intelligence.

SaltPork 09-16-2003 05:54 AM

Jumbo Shrimp
pretty ugly
Head butt
working vacation
Dodge Ram
Taped live
plastic glass
awfully nice

cchris 09-16-2003 06:07 AM

Adult male
Turbo diesel
Randomly organized
Microsoft Works

johnnymysto 09-16-2003 07:12 AM

Good grief.

weasel2112 09-16-2003 07:18 AM

Freshly Frozen

bernadette 09-16-2003 11:23 AM

i'm an honest cheater ;)

http://www.oxymorons.com/oxymorons.html

weasel2112 09-16-2003 11:28 AM

My favorite:

Original copies

God of Thunder 09-16-2003 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cchris
Microsoft Works
My favorite of all time!!!

uncle phil 09-16-2003 01:06 PM

half a bubble off plumb...

CSflim 09-16-2003 01:41 PM

Seek and ye shall find!
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ight=oxymorons

My personal favourite oxymoron is "Creation Science".

prosequence 09-16-2003 05:16 PM

inconcievable

Mr. Spacemonkey 09-16-2003 07:44 PM

Rap Music

BURN! :D

Root_Beer_Man 09-16-2003 07:53 PM

Man...all mine were taken.

Cat Fish


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