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Old 04-18-2003, 11:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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... where I stored all my ketchup. I really did like that green color that came out. MMMM, french fries"

"Wait!!! I left my purse in your...
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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mothers car! She'll know of all the mischeif about!"

"OMG, the puppy's been....
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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....chewing on my cell phone and now I can't call my mother about the purse! This means that I'll have to...
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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stick my hand up the puppy's butt to pull out the phone!"



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Old 04-18-2003, 11:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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...whole fist into this little puppy!"



"Now If I could only find...
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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... monkey into such a small orrifce



I have no idea whats going on becase...
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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...I can't tell a phone from a monkey while up this puppy's butt.

This calls for...
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:41 PM   #9 (permalink)
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... extra-medium hot sauce!"


"Sometimes I just watch people walk by and imagine myself...
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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....sticking cell phones into small orrifices

Tacos....
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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are best served pink"

"Well I knew something was wrong when...
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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.... God appeared to me and told me to search for the holy graaail

Don't you remember when the aliens came and...
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 04-18-2003, 11:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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...finally restored this forum.

Thanks to Halx, I can finally...
 
Old 04-18-2003, 11:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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...watch Life of Brian!!"


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Old 04-18-2003, 11:56 PM   #15 (permalink)
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... smoke alot of weed

Food is good in the ...
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 04-19-2003, 12:00 AM   #16 (permalink)
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... shaggin wagon"


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Old 04-19-2003, 12:02 AM   #17 (permalink)
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on the floor!"

"Baby.. wont you pick up my....
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Old 04-19-2003, 12:03 AM   #18 (permalink)
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... dry cleaning?"




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Old 04-19-2003, 12:04 AM   #19 (permalink)
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girl who edited posts faster than lightning "


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Old 04-19-2003, 12:05 AM   #20 (permalink)
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...man with four nipples.

I wonder if he had two...
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Old 04-19-2003, 12:06 AM   #21 (permalink)
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...halfs of a brain"


"I abstain from...
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Old 04-19-2003, 12:21 AM   #22 (permalink)
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moderation when I abstain from abstinence."



"Look into the abyss long enough, and...
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Old 04-19-2003, 12:27 AM   #23 (permalink)
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you'll see dead people.

Dead people are useful when...
 
Old 04-19-2003, 12:31 AM   #24 (permalink)
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... the live ones keep saying 'no'."



"It took about three hours and four jars of Vaseline, but I finally...
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Old 04-19-2003, 01:05 AM   #25 (permalink)
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...popped the lid off that damned jar of pickles!"



"Honey! Carl Orff's on the phone, he says he wants to know if you liked his...
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Old 04-19-2003, 01:37 AM   #26 (permalink)
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...his pet Dog, "Johny." I ran over him on my way home from work, so he's what he had for dinner."


"Hello dear sir, do you release that is not gas you are pumping into your car, rather it is...
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Old 04-19-2003, 01:53 AM   #27 (permalink)
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"...jello, 'cause there's always room for it.

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Old 04-19-2003, 08:24 AM   #28 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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..... getting caught with a measily little joint."

"mother nature grows the best.....
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:25 AM   #29 (permalink)
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...pot... no wait, I grow the best pot."


"Please put a penny in the...
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Old 04-19-2003, 09:03 AM   #30 (permalink)
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.....call it a slot machine."

"blackjack is the best......
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Old 04-19-2003, 11:20 AM   #31 (permalink)
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......aphrodisiac!


Press Control-Alt-Delete, then.....
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Old 04-19-2003, 11:21 AM   #32 (permalink)
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...commence to bang head on keyboard."


"If you can't beat 'em...
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Old 04-19-2003, 11:21 AM   #33 (permalink)
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.....smash the fuckin' keyboard with your head."

"damn it's good to be.....


*edit* got beat but will still go with answer
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Old 04-19-2003, 11:23 AM   #34 (permalink)
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....lick'em."

"When I was your age.....
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Old 04-19-2003, 11:37 AM   #35 (permalink)
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... pussy came by the quarter pound, and cheeseburgers were a nickel"

"Once upon a time...
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Old 04-19-2003, 01:31 PM   #36 (permalink)
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"... they lived happily ever after."


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Old 04-19-2003, 02:12 PM   #37 (permalink)
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"...once, and once should be enough!"

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Old 04-19-2003, 02:16 PM   #38 (permalink)
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...TFP should have more threads made than I can post in 1 day!!!"


"Those who try too hard, only...
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Old 04-19-2003, 02:29 PM   #39 (permalink)
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"...look like post whores."

"It's good when your girlfriend isn't...
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Old 04-19-2003, 03:00 PM   #40 (permalink)
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...your proctologist"


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