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Old 04-25-2003, 07:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Well, qpid wanted some stories to back up my title in the army, so... here goes. By the way, these all happened at college, just to put them in their proper frame of reference. Anyone else have any other stories, let's hear em!

I stole a door. I was up in my friend Ian's room with a bunch of my other friends, and went to use the bathroom. I return to find that they locked me out of the room, and I hear them laughing at themselves inside. So, I go back to the bathroom, and grab the fork that was sitting on the counter. You see, the hinges on Ian's door are on the outside. So, using the fork, I managed to pry the hinge pins out of the hinges, and pulled the door out of the frame. I then take off down the hall, carrying this door. I almost got it into another friend's room, too, before they caught up with me .

Another friend left her door open when she went to class. So, I go in with the help of another friend, and we took all of her dresser and desk drawers (7 total) and her chair and brought them to another room. She gets back, walks into her room, and her desk is completely empty. She was a bit annoyed about that one .

With some help, I've stolen another friend's matress twice...

Those are some of my more notable klepto jobs. There are quite a few smaller things, but those aren't that important.

Lets see... in terms of sabotage... it tends to be more of hit-and-run strikes.

Mischief night last year, my friend and I were tping and shaving creaming Ian's door. We hit it once, then went back for a secondary strike. When we were prepping in the bathroom, Annie (name changed to protect the innocent ) started to walk into the bathroom to get some paper towels to clean up. So I covered her in shaving cream. Then we ran. (We later went back and cleaned up the mess, because Ian and Annie were kinda pissed...)

Innumerable super soaker ambushes, from closets, bathrooms, second floor windows, bathrooms, you name it, I've probably been there.

Same as above, with nerf guns.

I know there's some more, but I'm having a bit of trouble remembering... last semester was such a long time ago . If I remember any more, I'll post them.
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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YOu change name to protect "Annie," but Ian gets no such protection? Shame on you. Good thing it's the other Ian and not me you're talking about, you'd get a whomping for that.
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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sounds like some good ones...we once filled a guys room with balloons...he could barely open his door cuz there were so many balloons in there...in retaliation he cracked a dozen eggs on my desk and stole all of my clothes and books....

it just got worse from there.
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