Wrong! once a new day begins, tomorrow is another day away.

The Farenheit scale is based on a year's temperature range in Poland.

Wrong, the polish can't count and farenheit never made a scale


I am Wingnut

wrong, you are sexylady in disguise...


trees are made of wood and leaves...

wrong, atoms are the basic make-up of everything, including trees


baseball is americas' pastime

Wrong, sleeping is America's pastime.

Guitars play a part in making sound.

Guitars dont play. Guitars get played.

My DJ name is: The Bandwidth Hog

But that would make no sense, as you are clearly not a pig.

Ford builds high quality cars...

FUCK NO, the bow tie is a symbol of greatness

shooting is fun

...not for the people being shot.

Cars can have gasoline put in them.

Wrong. Cars never have gas put in them, only in the gas tanks, which are, in turn, installed underneath the car.

Intel makes the best processors.

Actually, Embryonic stem cells in the protocranium eventually make the best processers.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Not really. More of a bile mixed with saliva mixed with cat food.

This thread has many factual errors in it.

Wrong! Every statement made in this thread is pure truth.


There's no such thing as pure truth.

Pure truth-I exist. Solipism at it's finest.

There is a contradiction in the post above mine.

wrong, there is a CONTRACTION in the post above yours...


it snows in indianapolis...

You're wrong.

It snows in the sky, the snow merely falls ON Indianapolis.


I am wearing a latex kimono with Hello Kitty printed on the back.

Wrong, you are wearing a latex Hello Kitty, its just on the wrong way round!

The pacific ocean is deep in the middle.

wrong, the pacific ocean is deep all the way to the bottom...


you can't drink kerosene...

You can drink it - it just doesn't taste very good and won't make you feel so shit hot either.

I am a work right now.

Wrong! The ability to physically drink kerosene has nothing to do w/its after effects!

The Matrix: Reloaded will be a box office smash!

No, The Matrix is going to be dissapointing.

I think I am coming down with a Sinus Infection.

No its SARS.

I'm uncomfortable.

I find you quite pleasant.

I can read.

Wrong...You're eyes are moving across the words on the printed page, alas, you haven't a clue as to their meaning.



It is hard to tell the difference between sugar and aspartame.

No. Sugar is good, aspartame tastes like shit.

There is no human that is 500 years old and still breathing.

Dick Clark is still breathing...

Mocha is a combination of Choclate and Coffee

no, Mocha is a combination of Chocolate and Coffee, not Choclate.

My mobile phone (cell phone) is a Nokia.

Wrong, your paranoid delusions manifest themselves as cell phone calls. There's no such thing as a 'nokia'.


The poodle on the Clifford cartoon is a bitch.

wrong! she just has issues.


space is the final frontier

Wrong. Reading is, apparently, my final frontier.

Paper can be written on.

Wrong. Paper is a legitimate business expense and can be written off.

Chocolate causes acne.

No, that's just an old wives tale.

You can't have just one.

You can if it's a elephant dick being rammed into your ass.

Kobe Bryant plays basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

You can't call that playing


The ISS takes 90 minutes to orbit earth

Wrong, Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I am.

Nope. Prove it.

A woman's breasts are fun to look at.

Let's see you prove that wrong!

Wrong, they are a tease if you look at them - They are fun to play with

The sun is 1.5 million kilometers in diameter

Wrong. No one uses the metric system.

This website is viewable on the internet.

wrong, this website is liveable on the internet...


alaska is the largest state in the united states...

sorry phil......canada owns it...we're just letting you guys borrow it for a while.

the perfect soft boiled egg is done in 5 minutes