Wrong! "Rat" is a year in the Chinese calendar.

Onions and peppers are the food of the gods!

yeah, right, grump...the mexican "fire in your asshole" gods...(we are talking REAL onions and REAL peppers here...)


stars twinkle in the heavens...

heavens????the only thing that twinkles ,to my knowledge is my children's eyes.

i heard the milky way went sour.

Nope, that was just all the milk in my fridge.

My fridge doesn't cool enough in the Summer.

jeebus, fremen, that's 'cause you don't put enough beer in it in the first place...get with the program...it does cool enough, you just have to load it properly...


fairy dust has no magical powers whatsoever...

Sure it does....you're just sprinkling it in the wrong place, that's all! :)

I'm in my bikini right now.

no you're not...i saw you skinny-dipping a little while ago when everyone thought i was lost...


fan belts are virtually non-existent any more...

You so wawng! Many sports fans need a belt to hold their big fat guts in. Ergo, lots of fan belts. ;)

I'm wearing Minx's bikini right now.

i´d suggest the correct term would be stretching Minxś bikini, not wearing.

Raymond E Feist wrote the Riftwar and the Serpent Wat sagas.

couldn't have...i think he entered it through his keyboard...


clocks either hum or tick...

Nope. Mine constantly alarms!




Today is Monday.

actually today is sunday cuz i got two extra days off for canada day.

*well it feels like sunday*


canada day is tomorrow

Flyman how can you call yourself a Canadian when we all know it's really Dominon day tomorrow.

I'm now wearing Minx's bikini on my head.
: )

Minx's bikini is way to small to fit on your head

i can lift 330 pounds of weight a bunch of times

A bunch = undetermined amount, ergo an amount to be solved for in an equation (we'll call this L)

330 lbs = amount of weight lifted (a constant of 330)

L is not equal to weight (330) (L<> 330)


Another constant is needed to solve the equation

L +/- (X) = 330

We do not know X, therefore it can not be proven that you can lift 330 lbs 'a bunch of times'.

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Bears are not reptiles.

wrong Pheatius......X marks the spot man.

skinny dippin' with the girls would be a blast.

fly, how can you say such a thing...skinny dippin' with the girls would be the NUTS!!!


there's a tree outside my window that wants to come in...

You are wrong, Unc. IT"S ALREADY IN!!!!!!!! RUN!!

Ash is the best hero with a chainsaw attatched to his arm.

BUZZER...that was john laroquette, i do believe...


sleeper jammies have little feet in them...

Not when they're your big clodhoppers, uncle phil.


It's almost Independence Day!

not in Cuba paddyjoe!




this morning I stepped on, and broke my Oaklyes.

cnor, what's in your cream-of-wheat...you didn't step on them, you SAT on them...


bones is looking for a new friend...

Hail Uncle Wrong!

Bones is having others look for a new friend.

GH serves too many masters.

you are wrong my giant lunchtime friend, GH only serves one master.....the 1/4 pounder in your shorts!


I feel strangely odd having just made a comment about Gaint Hamburgers willy.

Oh please cnor, you know you feel perfectly fine discussing another members member.


I just got home from work, so i believe it's time for a cold beer!

NO!
*slaps beer from Paddyjoe's hand*
Poisoned.
Here, drink this...
http://geokrueg.home.netcom.com/graphics/guinness.png

I just saved Paddyjoe's life.

Wrong GH, paddyjoe drank it off the floor. He is now gone.
Though, some thought him a bore, I shall miss his snore, I feel it to the core.
I went to the store and now he's no more.
We shall miss you paddyjoe, forever ever more. :(

That was the silliest thing I've written.

fremen, you little weasel...check some of your previous posts, er, better yet, check ALL of them...


the square root of four is two...

not where i come from buddy.
to squarely root four is better than a 2... its a TEN!!!



Uncle (King) Phil hates the so called, Dr Phil (his evil twin).

I happen to have it on good authority that Dr. Phil is the most watched program in uncle phil's household...


Raindrops keep falling on my head...

*shakes and puts it away*
Those aren't raindrops, mate. :D

Clowns follow me looking for handouts.

Nope, that can't be true. They're not looking for handouts, their looking for someone to sign up with them!


I feel like drinking a big mug of hot chocolate right now.

Sorry Pyrate, you must have blocked out the memory of falling into a vat on Hot Chocolate when you were young. Unfortunately, after reading this, all the pain and anguish will return and you will be unable to consume Hot Chocolate until years of counseling have been completed.

...

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

cannot spoil a spoiled child gezzzz

i like ducks. yummm

No no no my little green friend ducks like you yummm..

Its raining out...

raining? it's roughly 100 out, heat index in excess of 110, clouds all over, but the raindrops are hiding.

yellow is a bright color

It's not so bright when it's the color of the thug's shirt, whom is busy kicking you in the teeth

Witches burn because they are made of wood

LIES! witches FLOAT because they're made of wood.

She turned me into a newt!

rat, you'd better quit driving that bus because the exhaust fumes must be getting to you...HE turned you into a newt...


oatmeal sticks to your ribs...

oatmeal sticks to your skin, not your ribs




1+1=2

Wrong! 1 and 1 is still 1. (boolean logic)




If it weren't for pussy, we all wouldn't exist. Pussy rules!

You are so wrong rmarshall...

We all know its a dog eat dog world...
Dog is man's best friend and...
Cats were domesticated long after dogs...

...

Latin is a dead language.

Wrong again, Pheatius. Latin is a language made by living beings. It can't really live, now can it? :p

Underground homes are very cool.

Wrong! If the home is too far underground it will be destroyed by magma.


I'm learning spanish from a website.

face it .....you're learning how to swear in spanish.

B.C. got the winter olympics for 2010.

*Woooooooooohooooooooooooooo........................*

Hail denizen of Wrongistan!

When you say B.C. do you mean British Columbia or perhaps
Bacon Cheeseburger or Baja California or Ballistic Coefficient or Bank of Canada or Bay City or Beavercreek or Bill Cosby or Bill Clinton or Betty Crocker or Boston College or Brooklyn College or perhaps just bull crap?

Nobody calls me Giant Wrongburger.

Wrong Giant Wrongburger, my name is Fremen.

Feelings, nothing but feelings....

Situational comedies aren't that funny nowadays. :(

Wrong! They are very funny in the right situation.

Dogs like to sniff butts.

not so right, disc jockey person...dogs like to pee on fire hydrants, trees, and other assorted vertical appendages...


butterflies are free...

Not all butterflies... some can get very expensive...

You can't feel a headjob when you're blind drunk...

Meridae'n, that would really depend on which side of said 'job' you are on now, wouldn't it?

...

You cannot divide by zero.

Yes you can. All you need are a pair of scissors...!


I now, thanks to Pheatius, have a phobia for hot chocolate.

No you don't, you are confused with hot fudge. That's where your phobia lies.



It's getting hot in here.

cpa, you must be getting audited...it's not getting hot in here, it's getting hot out THERE...


books are full of numbered pages...

no phil, books are full of numbered pages, they are full of numbered pages, with other words.


Cameron Diaz is VERY hot.

sorry bundy but she is WAYYYY hotter than hot.

drew barrymore has a great rack.

Wrong! It is inadequate to completey contain the wide variety of spices Ms. Barrymore uses on her cousine.

David Letterman isn't as funny as he used to be.

Vermin, my employed friend, you are completely covered in wrong.

He is the same and sadly, it is us that have changed.
We are getting older and aging is death and that is not funny.

You do not look at me the same way anymore.

Gh, the mayo has seeped from your cranium!

We look at you exactly the same..... with relish!

Silver whiskers make a dude irresistable to the ladies/

no, i´m sorry thats just not true... lets take the Kenny Rogers look a like competition as an example.



Saddam is on the lam.

You are wrong, chico! Saddam is on the lamb. *ba-a-a (ouch) ba-a-a*

Strom Thurmond is finally at rest.

fremen, you have a proclivity for falsehoods...mr. thurmond's contemporaries are finally at rest...


i got sunburned at a baseball game yesterday, and i was even wearing my hat...

Nah, you're confusing the sun with that bright overhead floodlight you were sitting under!



Flour is an ingredient of many cakes.

I am an avid lover of Cakes. I have never eaten a Many Cake, and I move that such a cake does not exist. Therfore, the flour in said cake is also non-existant.

Liza Minelli has a Vagina

No liza is a vagina, she doesn't have one, thats why she hooked up with that gay guy.

I've had enough.

Oh bender, you're so wrong. You'll take a lot more, and like it, biotch!

Now I think bender has had enough. ;)

bender wouldn't know enough if it hit him in the crotch...


summer is a good thing...

Wrong unc. p., Summer is a bad thing if your muthafuckin' a/c goes out and your punkass landlord won't get off his lazy ass and drive 150 miles to fix it.
/rant

I feel better now. :p

No you don't. You're one hot s.o.b.


I'm gonna cut my lawn tomorrow

sorry p.j..........you'll wait til sunday cuz you can always put off today,what you can do tomorrow.

man...this cold beer sure is tasty.

no, fly, that beer WAS tasty... in fact is was so tasty, you finished it a while ago.

Kathryn Harby-Williams is the captain of the Australian Netball Team.

nonononono...she's mrs. williams...


i want my maypo...

no phil... you want your play-doe...please...



Camilla Parker-Bowles looks like a cross between a horse and a rottweiller.

wrongo.........she could eat an apple through a picket fence that girl.ain't never seen a rotty do that.

bundy is fast and loose.

bundy is from Oz...no one from Oz is fast, but they are loose.

flyman likes to buzz.

No my friend flyman WANTS a buzz.

Sex is great!

No no no no no! Start again, and this time, say:

SEX IS BRILLIANT!



Shock and Awe is both shocking and awesome.

pyrate, i can see that the lights are on, but absolutely no one is home...shock and awe is a book written by h k ullman and j p wade...


elton john wears glasses...

Maybe you should adjust your glasses phil, because those are blatantly SUNglasses he wears.

The grass is always greener...

Man, you should see my lawn - all brown and dead

Mice are smaller than elephants

Not if, like me, you have no grass, and it's a giant dirt pile on your lawn.

All the times on this site are GMT.

That's a lie. You should check your edit options choice in the user control panel. mine are all in GMT minus 6 hours (US Central Day Time).

The time is now 2.18am

Wrongo, my fine furry rodent. It is now 5:40 A.M.

The Beach Boys are still great.

fremen...you still got this thing about threes? half of the beach boys are "dead..."


sunday follows saturday...

It's sunday today, but not saturday for almost a week! What are you talking about?

A stitch in time saves nine

Wrong! Time cannot be stitched. Time must be glued.


Little known fact: the eggman could ovulate.

vermin, you've been tippling a little too much pabst with your birthday brats...eggmen can't ovulate...now eggwomen, on the other hand...


nickel, dime, quarter, buck = $1.40 us

No no no, a buck equals $500 for out of season hunting. (maybe you meant dollar.) ;)

Changing socks is for sissies.

WRONG!
Fremen, if you ever wish to meet a nice girl, and you get her home (which is not sissy behaviour) then you better hope to god that you´ve changed your socks. because shes going to notice stinky feet.


Roger Federer beat Mark Philippousis in the 2003 Mens Singles Wimbledon final.

Oh really? That sucks. I miss Pistol Pete.
(back to the thread)
You are wrong bundy, me boyo.
I don't recognise Federer as champ 'cause he beat Pete in '01, or was it '02? Anyway, I'm denying reality. (*fingers in ears* na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na)

I need a vacation to the Funny Farm. :crazy:

no you don´t Fremen, you´re totally sane.
everyone here will vouch for sanity.



Teen Wolf sucked.

Ahh, there you're wrong, bunster. Teen Wolf bit, Dracula 2000 sucked.

Ray Mysterio kicks super-bad masked ass.

you are wrong its all made up.

you are all living.

Depends on your definition of "living".

T2 was better than The Terminator.

Wrong! T2 was un-original, had lackluster performances, and showed no titty. Liquid creature too far out of reality.


The martial arts are for people who can't shoot straight.

blowdartin' ninjas shoot straight all the time!

Pavoratti eats italian.

That's where you're wrong, Agave.
He's married to an Italian, but he don't eat her.

Drummers have a lot of rhythm.

fremen, get a grip, drummers beat on their "skins"...no need to use rhythm...


clouds are vaporous...

clouds are not vaporous my King, they are fluffy and sweet - like fairy floss.


Tidy and Gab got together for the second time tonight in ´the secret life of us´. and i am happy.

bundy, the only time you're ever happy is when you slip into a stale pair of sleeper jammies...


i shoveled over a ton of #1 crushed stone off the back of my truck this morning...