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I'm not sure that's the case. I've been known to put a little soft jazz on in the bedroom in the early hours of Sunday... works a treat.
Uncle Phil cannot spit a grape 90 metres. |
He could if he was on the Moon. :)
Sophia Petrillo is one funny octogenarian. |
not when i'm spitting a grape at her...
jefferson city is the capitol of missouri... |
Silly Philly...'M' is the capital of Missouri!
The Google search engine can be found at http://www.google.com |
Not when your disconnected from the internet TIO!
Windows 3.11 for Workgroups is definitely outdated. |
Thats nice, but your wrong.. workgroups dont date windows 3.11 they date the upper echelon to get ahead.
Passing a driving test is easy |
Unless you are a cow and then that opposable thumb thing comes into affect.
Energy cannot be created or destroyed. |
silly minx, MATTER can neither be created nor destroyed...
suicide is painless... |
Uncle Phil, that would completely depend on if you were successful or not and your chosen method. There are too many variables to state an absolute as the answer.
... Those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. |
wrong....we're doing a hell of a job fucking up what we have goin' here.and we're better at it.
a noose has 13 knots. |
Wrong, a "good" noose only needs one.
Seriously, toe jam sucks. |
not if you have a cat..that way you can make it into a little ball for goofy entertainment....i mean really...everyone knows that.
...but...belly button lint sucks.... |
belly button lint actually blows (if you´re lucky).
Ed Gein enjoyed skinning people. |
Wrong, he enjoyed eating them, but skinning? Nope.
Mr. Snuffleupagus ate Elmos' Mama' ass off. |
goodness me, how wrong can you be Fremen - looks like we´ll have to release the moths again.
first of all, it was Big Bird who ate out Elmos ma´s ass. Snuffy just watched. Mr Gein was a skinner, in fact he was the major influence for Buffalo Bill in the Silence of the Lambs. ok, now, David Gray writes great songs. |
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Ok, carry on. :p |
fremen, willie's getting into your head a little much lately...it's carry OFF...
bruce willis was married to demi moore... |
wrong.. Demi Moore was married to Bruce Willis until she got the cover of the mag when she was pregnant.. she then dumped him ..
Having your face slide across a metal grider is painful |
You'd think so until you had your balls slide across a metal grider.
A man is incomplete until he is married.... then he is finished! |
grump, you've got to be old enough to know better...a man is COMPLETE until he is married...then he is COMPLETELY finished...
nancy sinatra's boots were made for walkin'... |
Nancy sinatra's boots were made to be sold on ebay for a 100k
Given the fact that water is a liquid in any other state it is still a liquid |
Not when its in the state of confusion. Nobody knows what it is.
Marsupials have pouches to carry their babies in. |
Marsupials, such as the Kangaroo, don't have babies, they have joeys. Therefore cannot stuff their pouches with non-existant babies.
If you don't shit, you die. |
more then one opening my friend.nothin' like a little binge and purge eh.
it sucks to have to puke. |
Got yer directions skewwed, ther, fly. If you suck when you puke, you'll choke. It BLOWS to puke. Hence, "blowing chunks", eh?
It's tiring educating these young fellers. |
your wrong.. making tires has nothing to do with educating young fellers..
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.. the world may never know |
drider, we must learn to quantify a statement in order for it to be proven wrong...therefore, you are just WRONG...
campbells chicken noodle soup is sold in cans... |
Since they're made primarily of tin, i'd sat that those 'cans' aren't quite what you think...
Ja Rule has the worst voice ever. |
mer, you have plumbed new depths in your quest for the ultimate wrong...celine dion is worserer...
KWSN is a radio station in south dakota... |
Uncle Philsterwrongo...KWSN is a member of the TFP.
... Bobby Brown is a bad influence on Whitney Houston. |
pheatius you've got a wedding on your mind or something, because your brain sure is short-circuited...bobby brown is a bad influence on EVERYBODY...
eskimo pie is not pie, nor is it made by eskimos... |
Sure it is, if by pie you mean ice cream covered in chocolate and by Eskimo you mean people in an ice cream factory. So, there!
There isn't a word in the English language that rhymes with orange. |
Sure there is... it's just that Bones hasn't shared it with us yet.
The sun is approximately the same size as 14 Gala Melons. |
sorry grump...14 gala melons are 7 sweet lookin' XXX stars man.
it is hotter than hell out right now. |
Flyman, it's a matter of perspective. When you sober up, consider this:
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Freckles are fun to count. |
grump, wake up and smell the roilet...freckles are fun to EAT...
qwertyuiop is the top row of letters on a keyboard... |
IGNORANT CHILD!
There ARE NO letters on a keyboard! There are KEYS! Keys that make MUSIC! Twit... LSD; melts in your mind, not in your hand. |
Oh how wrong can one person be?
I shall never try it so it does not melt anywhere near me. Sheena got the jungle booty that is SO fine! |
Fremen, obviously the East Texas heat has gotten to you.
Sheena used to have the jungle booty that look so fine, but she lost it in a poker game with Bones and now he rents it out on the weekends to foreign tourists. ... Nobody hears the voices in my head but me. |
Sorry, Pheatius, your voices told me that you are a habitual wrong-sayer.
The man behind the curtain is the Great and Powerfel Oz! |
Hail Wrongolddude!
Uncle Phil is behind the curtain. That's his modus operandi. http://home.cfl.rr.com/mmeara/behind.jpg I feel kind of sad for breaking Bundy's heart. He's a good kid. -GH |
Your empathy is as insincere as the wilted lettuce in a Wendy's dumpster! You toyed with his emotions, gave him a taste of the hot 'n juicy, then left him to chew empty polystyrene! Heartbreak, thy name is "GH"!
Pizza is the second best foodstuff ever invented. |
I beg to differ. Based on the ingredients, it satisfies almost all of the basic food groups, and therefore it is the best foodstuff of all time.
--------- If my uncle had tits, we'd call him aunt. |
grump, you must be reveling in your distant reveries of fun times with jack lemmon because you can't possibly be more misconstrued than to make such a statement as that...pizza is the THIRD best foodstuff ever invented, falling way behind pussy and beer...
i just got winded typing all that... |
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----------- George Bush, the current president of the United States of America, is the son of George Bush and the cousin of George Bush and the father of a couple of drunks. |
Pennington you are so wrong, that I can't tel.....what!??!
That last statement by Pennington was phucked! |
Incorrect!
The last satement by Pennington was fucked... Twit... Something wicked this way comes. |
No Miranda, flyman with his wicked weed is still passed out. Give him a few hours.
The early bird gets the worm. |
ahhhh splck....once again you are wrong.you being the early bird...you didn't get the worm...you got me....(nice one)
it's gonna be a scorcher today |
Oh flyman, you are so wrong(not really) it's unbelievable how wrong you are. So...so wrong. (boy, it's hot...)
Einstein didn't believe in the Big Bang Theory. |
fre, you are sadly but surely plumbing new depths of wrongitude...einstein didn't believe in the "big Gang" theory...
a horse is a horse, of course, of course... |
That's where you are wrong, unc. A horse isn't a horse when it's a rabbit.
Doing laundry on Saturday is for purists. |
What would a Fremen know about doing laundry? Do you relace dirty sand with clean sand? I think NOT! Well, I think... but I don't think THAT! (;>) Purists do their laundry on their day off, whatever day of the week that may be.
A meatball calzone makes an excellent appetizer. |
WRONG!!!!!!
everyone knows that a Meatball Calzone is A baked or fried Italian turnover of pizza dough filled with vegetables, meat, or cheese. wich is more suitable for a meal, not a appetizer oh yeah and! bald pussy is great! |
I defy you, sir
When Tony the Tiger started wearing that toupee, he was really just averrrRRage I win at the internet!! |
edit: hi douple post!
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Wrongo. Check the "Last Post" thread. Are you the winner? :D
Sliced cucumber over the eyes is better than steak over the eyes. |
I've got you there. The cucumber is a known carrier of the eye-burrowing death mite.
If I may I point out, though: She's got a ticket to ride |
prof, if she had a ticket to ride she wouldn't care, but...she DOES...
alabama has four evenly spaced a's... |
sorry, phill, but Alabama as way more than 4 A(hole) 's, whatever their placement....
These are not the droids you're looking for |
Of course they are! Take your lame old Jedi mind tricks someplace else!
All the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put the Humpty back in your Dumpty. |
Au Contraire, they could, and did put the Hump back in it! See?
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQDhAh4TMXAXO08LqiFdSCmsejf4LYQziqRjamWMd4ZOSdN8*ht1*itJHoZivuP1I66hmSIIKM5JB21yDXpDY0vapJMysTJIlAuze1ujB9U/smilez01.jpg?dc=4675431124111273226[/IMG] I did, indeed, let the dogs out... |
Sorry, Sooky, you are wrong. The dogs got out the same way as usual. The cat sprung 'em!
Fish bones are good in the morning oatmeal. |
You are so wrong it hurts! Fishbones are much better after the morning oatmeal but before the morning scotch.
Asians taste better when in cream cheese |
penn, suzy would have such a problem with that...
half and half is 50 - 50... |
um, Unc? half and half of 50- 50 is 50....
you must of gone to public school =) the only sure things in life are Death and Taxes |
Oh tilted comrade pr0f3n, how wrong is thy statement. I think perhaps you have misspoken. The only thing about being convicted of a crime is "Death in Texas".
... Seeing is believing... |
Pheatius...I can't believe my eyes at your post so therefore your wrong.
I was away....again. |
Dear, sweet, bender. I believe you meant to say that you were *that* way, again.
I'm the cleverest person in my seat right now. |
g-pod, you are the wrongist of wrongolas! The dude down the street from you is at your comp. right now. Yeah, that dude. You know the one. ;)
Suspendors are more fun than belts. |
fre, your wrongicity knows no bounds...you get a few belts in you and you won't even care about suspenders...
mighty mouse's girlfriend's father's name is profesor edam... |
edit: you beat me to it, phil. disregard this drivel. |
veto that idea, G. It's tripe, not drivel
Kathy Bates is so hot... |
Kathy Bates is frigid.
W. is an idiot |
id·i·ot - A foolish or stupid person. W is a not a person since it is just a letter, therefore W cannot be an idiot.
Atleast one person will die tomorrow. |
As my good mum always used to say. Tomorrow never comes, hence no one will die tomorrow as tomorrow never happens.
London is the capital of the United Kingdom of Great Briton and Northern Ireland. |
zubrei zubrei zubrei...(a soft cheese served at the zoo?)
Perhaps you have a tainted view, as many consider Great Britain to be in the UK, not Great Briton, unless of course you are referring to a really superb example of an Englishman, in which case the 'Great Briton' in question would be an individual and not a nation-state and would exclude him from being annexed, as an individual, into the UK. Therefore London would not be the capitol of an individual, but a nation. ... Dwarf-Tossing is not illegal. |
Dwarves, by my definition are short, stocky fellows, easily identified by their size and shape. They average 4 to 4-½ feet tall. They have ruddy cheeks, dark eyes, and dark hair. Dwarves generally live for 350 years. They have natural enemies such as Orcs, Goblins, Drow elves and other fantastic creatures.
By definition, Dwarves cannot exist in this world, and since they cannot be real, tossing them cannot be legal (nor illegal, since they don't really exist). If you have two points (designated spots on a stationary object) labeled A and B, respectively to position, and then measure the distance between the points A and B, it will be the same as the distance between the points B and A. |
Ahh.. but point B is in closed box that you cannot see into, so is point b really there after you close the box? It may be, but then again it may not B.
A witch weighs as much as a duck, and a duck floats, as does a witch, therefore witches smell like ducks. EDIT: Punctuation is the key. |
Ducks have nostrils on the top of a beak, something the witches lack, so therefore, they cannot smell like a duck does.
The TFP is the coolest online community, if in no one else's also, then at least in my opinion. |
guy, you are the epitome of wrongocity...the tfp is the coolest community in ANYONE'S opinion...
grump messed up my last factoid... |
sorry phil.....*edit*messed up your factoid.
it is daaaaammmmnnn hot out today.... |
flyman, the weather has been just right. You work on a roof with a fucking tiger torch. Stop pointing the damn thing at yourself, you'll complain less.....
flyman tends to complain. |
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I think I'm getting fatter |
Wrong, it's your clothes that are shrinking.
I am outstanding in my field. |
Wrong, Twisted is out sitting in his field (be sure you make sure those weed rats don't climb anywhere too warm)...
My guitar pick is currently in my mouth. |
Wrongo, more like the mouth of your acoustic. (give it a good shake)
Dave Attell is a cool guy to drink with. |
No he's not. He's a complete nob after half a pint of shandy - leering, pinching girls' bottoms, missing the dart board, and tonelessly singing boorish rugby songs. As if that wasn't bad enough, if you're foolish enough to allow him a Tia Maria chaser he'll cough, splutter, then be copiously sick on the carpet before eating the contents of the nearest ashtray while moaning the name of his first and only girlfriend.
I'm just too conscientious about my work. |
negative. if you were, you wouldn't need to tell us.
Arnold will be back. |
Wrong ....
Arnold is being made into Canadian bacon along with the rest of the pigs. I am the God of all hell fire, and I bring you fire. |
If you are a God you're omnipotent so you can't bring me anything - you're already here.
Mother knows best. |
Mother lets you play with those weird kids on the TFP, therefore she can not possibly know best. (Although I hear she is a MILF)
... Being dead kills your sex life. |
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There is a fire engine outside my window. |
lurkette, how can one so cute be so wrong...that's not a fire engine outside your window, it's a fire TRUCK which happens to have an engine...
i haven't said "hey" to flyman in a while... |
You flatterer, you ;)
Sure you have, only in your head where he can't hear you. I am sleepy. |
sorry lurkette, you're dopey.
I am grumpy. |
I don't think so, spick!
Life is full of an amazing variety of crap! I really would like to thank everyone for leaving this one here for me to find. I almost smiled and cracked my face wide open! |
Life a delicious cereal with no crap to be found.
Mikey will eat anything. (Bonus points for having both my statements related by a common theme) |
Sorry, but Mikey didn't eat the milk out of his cereal bowl, he drank it.
You can have your hand chopped off in Muslim countries for stealing. |
Nope, wrong, guyp. You will have it chopped off, it's not a choice you can make.
Jack don't know shit. |
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