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Jack's taken a crap before, I'm sure of that. So he must know shit, I mean, if something came out of your ass sometime, wouldn't you make damn sure you knew what it was?
Love is the greatest joy and darkest sorrow that I have ever known... |
You are wrong. The greatest joy would be to fuck the hotest chick on the planet, and the darkest sorrow would be to find out that it was your sister.
The next person who makes a post is cool. |
not on this idyllic summer afternoon, mav...(and i'm WAY beyond cool)
dude's goin' to UT... |
sorry phil buddy....but it's uranus.
that's where he's goin'. man,these T-bones are tasty..... |
They're not tasty if you're a militant member of PETA.
My car's oil leak with subside if given enough time. |
Au contraire, mon frere, you have a dike on your hands and there's no plugging it.
"Armegeddon" ripped off "Damnation Alley". |
fre, correct me if you are WRONG...wasn't that dalmation alley?
mercury is closer to the sun than venus... |
Wrong! Sol and Venus have been friends for years while Mecury could be termed an acquaintance at best.
For a cartoon character, teen-aged Pebbles is hot. |
thats funny...it always answers when i calls out "bitch"
the Sun is not yellow |
aww shit....i fucked up....
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well...fix yourself!
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Quote:
Grass is green. |
Not under the cheap, plastic swimming pool you've had on your lawn for three months, it isn't.
Golf is a good walk, spoiled. |
Negative. Golf is a perfectly acceptable and enriching sport if you're a middle to upper class white male.
All men are bastards!!! |
I'm sorry if your parents never formalized their relationship. Maybe I knew your mother breifly. I was a bit of philanderer once.
The cute nurses at the hospital WANT you to hit on them! |
Not if you're an AIDS patient
Jesus died for MY sins. |
Not if you have no sins in the first place.
People need water to live. |
Not me, I feed on the souls of the living.
I am wearing socks. |
You only think they're socks, but they're really cloth shoes.
I am incredibly sexy. |
if by "sexy' you mean "difficult to look at" then yes.
Ham exists. |
kdub, you are miserably incorrect and it pains me to make amends in such a manner, but ham doesn't exist, it diminishes exponentially in proportion to the amount of people seated around the dinner table...
lewis carroll coined the word "jabberwocky..." |
The word "jabberwocky" was first fabricated by George Washington, who said, as they were crossing the Delaware, "Hurry up and row, you jabberwockys."
I coined the story about George Washington and the word "jabberwocky". |
No you didn't, it was your mum calling out from the kitchen when you asked her what to write.
The whole of France celebrates Armstrong's historic 5th Tour victory. |
wouldnīt the Americans love to think that.
The homeless Algerians in Paris couldnīt give a shit. The Great Barrier Reef is the largest and greatest reef in the world. it is the only reef structure visible from space. |
Bah, my Beef is a lot greater than this "Great Rarrier's".
When you get the first letters of two consecutive words confused, it is called a Spoonerism. "Canilla Voke, Great Rarrier Beef, and Sylvester Stallone" are examples. |
Actually, I invented that and you simply snuck into my mind whilst I did slumber and pry that particular piece of information from my comatose brain.
Lobo is the greatest comic book character ever. Ever. Ever. |
...and TFP cause me to miss the last episode of Trigun that was shown on [Adult Swim]
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johnny, i hardly know ye, but you bring wrongness to new depths of depravity...TFP doesn't cause one to miss ANYTHING...
crabapple cove is in maine... |
Crabapple Cove was in Maine. It about 40 seconds, it will be wiped off the map... Launch the Mole Squadron!!
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT...(wrongoleum buzzer)...mole squadron got stuck underground...
a little old lady got mutilated late last night (in london)... |
Wrongy wronga wrong wrong! It was a little gold lady.
The eyes! They burn!!!1! |
WRONGO, the fire burns
At least the chicken crossed the road... |
Incorrect: The chicken was flattened, however the egg crossed saftly therefore coming first.
The sea..she blows |
The sea, being an inanimate object, cannot blow.
I am not a stud.(ha, this one's impossible to disprove) |
That's not what that beardy bus driver was saying to me the other morning. Quite a glowing report, he gave you.
It's too hot to go outside. |
It is not too hot to go outside where I am.
The world is rotating. |
Not if you're looking at it from the moon it isn't. It's all about perspective.
Happy is the man who can laugh at himself. |
WRONG!!!!!!Happy (Gilmore) isthe man who wanted to play hockey but became a golfer.
If you have a cat and she has 3 kittens, you now have a cat and 3 kittens. |
Wrong.
you have 4 cats. Feb. had 28 days this year |
bender, no wonder you are so misunderstood...because you are soooo wrooooonnggg...each month for the past umpty-ump years has had 28 days...
dump trucks haul dirt... |
Nope not at all, it seems you have misunderstood.... dump trucks haul gravel and bricks...
The sun will rise tomorrow morning. |
that depends on where you live. In antartica the sun will not rise tomorrow morning.
for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. |
Unfortunately, more fire, you left your education at the schoolhouse door. In the real world, actions are mostly one-way: paying taxes, mortgage interest, and alimony are prime examples.
I'm never scared. |
wrong g-pod, you were scared when phil showed up in the middle of the night pushing velour sleeper jammies. Bad uncle phil, bad!
Todays' college kids are, for the most part, stupid. |
sorry fremen you're wrong, if they were stupid why would they bother getting a college education? At least they're trying to remedy their ignorance!
I think this lump may be cancerous... |
No, that's your penis
I miss my A/C |
No, you're being acclimatized for the first time in your life. You'll get used to it.
Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk is the most delicious ice cream. |
Wrong. That's an opinion, and opinions cannot be stated as factual.
I weigh under 200 lbs when on the planet Earth. |
Yeah, but how often do you get here? Plus I am not so sure, I think you are using outdated conversion tables.
We the work is done, my house will be double the size it is now. |
"Work is never done"
I like swords. |
no, swords like you.
this thread is on it's 40th page. |
no, it's not...a page refers to a book which is made of paper...this isn't paper, as a test...try wiping your butt with it...feel like paper?
I'm shocked at how long this post has stayed on the top of tilted nonsence. |
cnor, oh cnor...how wrong you be...if you were truly shocked you would realize that your next post in tilted nonsense would remove this post from the top...
7-up is clear... |
Ha! Wrong! 7 UP is yellow. Oh holy crap, why does my 7 UP smell like urine???
Aaanyway I did not take my medication today |
You're wrong, rl33. You didn't take your bath today. (phew!) ;)
It's time to go to Fist City for the next poster. |
http://www.dreamscape.com/danny/scoo...s/fistcity.jpg
Uh,...... no. It's 1:22 am and your parents are DOING it! |
Wrong it s 1:44 and i dont belive my parents r doing it.
No human lifeform has traveled to a distant galaxy. |
Ahh, there you are so wrong, my friend.
They do it all the time in Star Trek. Surgery hurts. |
Surgery does not hurt when you are asleep and drugged up.
He-Man was the best 80's TV show. |
wrong there mate, He-Man was not the best 80's TV show, 'Night Rider' was.
Scotch is the best alcoholic drink. |
Wrongo pal. The best alcoholic drink is always the one in my hand.
Tuna fish and peanut butter sandwiches are stank nasty. |
Incorrect, they are both delicious and nutritious providing that you have had your tastebuds surgically removed.
You are older than you've ever been right now |
No, in my past life i was a turtle and i live to be 150 years old.
My penis is short, shriveled, and to the left :D |
Wrong, from our perspective, it's to the right.:p
Swords are cool. |
Not all swords are cool,in fact..I think rapier's are a girly-man's weapon.
Someone will post a reply to this! |
wrong, I'm a nobody
lesbians are cool |
Wrong, agentsmith. Lesbians are hot. ;)
Motorcycles, when properly ridden, are more fun than two polecats in a canvas sack. |
Wrong, the fun factor of two polecats in a canvas sack can only be determined through emotional examination of the specific polecats used for the endeavour, thus they could either be more or less fun than a properly ridden motorcycle
An apple a day keeps the doctor away |
No, not having insurance keeps the doctors away.
Vitamin C helps to boost your immune system |
Vitamin C is a cute redhead euro-pop singer
I have a headache. |
INCORRECT! By now you HAD a headache. I'm presuming you went and got some form of analgesic to make yourself feel better.
The grass is always greener on the other side |
remiel, remiel, remiel...your wrongness is exceeded only by your willingness to be deceived by age-old adages...grass is the same color here or there; it's only our perception of what we want the other side to be that lends seeming credence to that statement.
(jeebus, did i say all that?) yogi berra is originally from st. louis... |
Uncle Phil,
a person of your age should know by now that he came from his mothers womb. How wrong one can be when they get up in years..... I've just poked fun at Uncle Phil |
Bender, Uncle Phil is a fictional character on the popular TV show 'The Fresh Prince Of BelAir'. It is impossible to poke fun at people who don't exist.
My blood type is A Rhesus Negative |
remiel, tie your kangaroo down, sport, because you are so wrong even the 'roo can't help but run away from you...rhesus monkeys are very positive creatures and to allude to their negativity is oh, so wrong...
a picture is worth a thousand words... |
WRONG. A picture is only worth a thousand pixels.
The last person to post in this thread is the winnar! |
Nope, you are so wrong, Apokx. There is no "winnar", as you put it, for this isn't a competition. ;)
Cupid let fly with his arrow one too many times yesterday. |
you are wrong, for the last arrow that he let fly hit yo mammy who in turn gave me head all night long.
I am cool |
baaa, we've all been there so many times that, unless you live in the depths of antarctica or the frozen wilds of the alaskan tundra, you're warmer than the average bear...
a nickle is worth approximately 5 cents... |
Wrong, a nickle is worth whatever someone is willing to trade for it.
Arnold WILL be governor (of CA), then President. |
arnold is a freakin' robot man....oh yeah......aren't they all.
vermin is definately on the edge. |
an edge of one thing is just the beginning of another
it is the season of summer in the northern hemisphere |
Not if you stand on your head.
My penis is tiny |
You are wrong, baa, it's not tiny, it's miniscule. ;)
Salad is good for your colon. |
colons don't care aboot salad, you big idiot. semi-colons on the other hand...
E. Texas has many other things, besides steers and queers. |
Wrong! E. Texas only has one other thing besides steers and queers.
Having webbed feet would be cool. |
wrong, if you had webbed feet you couldn't wear those toe socks!
everyone dreams about naked midgets |
wrong! Some of us just wake up and see them in bed!
english beer is better than english wine |
WRONG!
They are equally bad. The library of Alexandria was burned in 150 B.C. |
tex, your history is a bit shaky to say the least; the great library of alexandria, named after charles e. beatley, jr., is still in existence at 5005 duke street, alexandria, virginia 22304...
my electricity was out from 4:11 pm until 11:10 pm thursday august 14, 2003... |
No it wasn't, you just mistakingly had your eyes closed during that duration and thought the lights were out.
This thread is making me learn a lot of new things. |
no, you because you can't read, and you already knew that.
I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS |
baa, haven't you been around here long enough to learn that you aren't "typing" in all caps, you are ENTERING in all caps...
bones are made of calcium... |
sorry phil.....he's made outta smart ass remarks and a shitload of blah,blah,blah.
*he's a funny fucker too* hehe......the walrus is Paul.... |
no Paul was the eggman...the walrus refers to yoko's fat ass
there is no gravity, the earth sucks |
you is wrong mista pangavan, the earth doesn't suck, that $5 haircut you have does. ;)
Tranquility Base harbors cryogenically frozen midgets, awaiting the day that we are ready to un-thaw them. |
You are wrong, the Midgets have already been released and are marching on to New Mexico as we speak.
While drinking Dr. Pepper you can imagine it's a candybar and it will taste like chocolate cake. :D |
belt, you've been out in the sun waaaayyy too long...it's THC wine (bong water), not dr. pepper...and your taste buds will be altered in such a manner that you can imagine that you taste anything you want...
bugs shoulda turned left at albuquerque... |
Wrong!!!! If Bugs had turned left at Alb.....he would most certainly wind up in Quebec.........Not a good choice for a funny cartoon.....I saw the Bugs in Canada cartoon...........yawn.
My penis is 12 inches long. |
mr. president, monica SOOOO disagrees with you, and she wasn't sucking on your foot...
today is giant hamburger's birthday... |
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