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guypunkr 07-25-2003 12:30 AM

Jack's taken a crap before, I'm sure of that. So he must know shit, I mean, if something came out of your ass sometime, wouldn't you make damn sure you knew what it was?

Love is the greatest joy and darkest sorrow that I have ever known...

Mavric98 07-25-2003 01:21 AM

You are wrong. The greatest joy would be to fuck the hotest chick on the planet, and the darkest sorrow would be to find out that it was your sister.


The next person who makes a post is cool.

uncle phil 07-25-2003 12:31 PM

not on this idyllic summer afternoon, mav...(and i'm WAY beyond cool)


dude's goin' to UT...

Fly 07-25-2003 06:29 PM

sorry phil buddy....but it's uranus.

that's where he's goin'.


man,these T-bones are tasty.....

bing bing 07-25-2003 10:54 PM

They're not tasty if you're a militant member of PETA.

My car's oil leak with subside if given enough time.

Fremen 07-26-2003 03:34 AM

Au contraire, mon frere, you have a dike on your hands and there's no plugging it.

"Armegeddon" ripped off "Damnation Alley".

uncle phil 07-26-2003 12:17 PM

fre, correct me if you are WRONG...wasn't that dalmation alley?


mercury is closer to the sun than venus...

vermin 07-26-2003 01:06 PM

Wrong! Sol and Venus have been friends for years while Mecury could be termed an acquaintance at best.


For a cartoon character, teen-aged Pebbles is hot.

KellyC 07-26-2003 01:55 PM

thats funny...it always answers when i calls out "bitch"


the Sun is not yellow

KellyC 07-26-2003 01:56 PM

aww shit....i fucked up....

uncle phil 07-26-2003 04:19 PM

well...fix yourself!

bing bing 07-27-2003 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
well...fix yourself!
Evidently, this has failed to happen. Perhaps your instruction was wrong or insufficient. Thus, i've take the initiative.

Grass is green.

castex 07-27-2003 02:36 AM

Not under the cheap, plastic swimming pool you've had on your lawn for three months, it isn't.

Golf is a good walk, spoiled.

bing bing 07-27-2003 05:53 AM

Negative. Golf is a perfectly acceptable and enriching sport if you're a middle to upper class white male.

All men are bastards!!!

grumpyolddude 07-27-2003 07:41 AM

I'm sorry if your parents never formalized their relationship. Maybe I knew your mother breifly. I was a bit of philanderer once.

The cute nurses at the hospital WANT you to hit on them!

bing bing 07-27-2003 07:44 AM

Not if you're an AIDS patient


Jesus died for MY sins.

Diablo 07-27-2003 11:35 AM

Not if you have no sins in the first place.

People need water to live.

KWSN 07-27-2003 11:40 AM

Not me, I feed on the souls of the living.

I am wearing socks.

Diablo 07-27-2003 11:45 AM

You only think they're socks, but they're really cloth shoes.

I am incredibly sexy.

KWSN 07-27-2003 11:50 AM

if by "sexy' you mean "difficult to look at" then yes.

Ham exists.

uncle phil 07-27-2003 12:33 PM

kdub, you are miserably incorrect and it pains me to make amends in such a manner, but ham doesn't exist, it diminishes exponentially in proportion to the amount of people seated around the dinner table...


lewis carroll coined the word "jabberwocky..."

Diablo 07-27-2003 12:41 PM

The word "jabberwocky" was first fabricated by George Washington, who said, as they were crossing the Delaware, "Hurry up and row, you jabberwockys."

I coined the story about George Washington and the word "jabberwocky".

castex 07-27-2003 03:21 PM

No you didn't, it was your mum calling out from the kitchen when you asked her what to write.

The whole of France celebrates Armstrong's historic 5th Tour victory.

bundy 07-27-2003 06:39 PM

wouldnīt the Americans love to think that.
The homeless Algerians in Paris couldnīt give a shit.

The Great Barrier Reef is the largest and greatest reef in the world. it is the only reef structure visible from space.

KWSN 07-27-2003 09:14 PM

Bah, my Beef is a lot greater than this "Great Rarrier's".

When you get the first letters of two consecutive words confused, it is called a Spoonerism. "Canilla Voke, Great Rarrier Beef, and Sylvester Stallone" are examples.

07-27-2003 09:24 PM

Actually, I invented that and you simply snuck into my mind whilst I did slumber and pry that particular piece of information from my comatose brain.

Lobo is the greatest comic book character ever.

Ever.








Ever.

07-27-2003 09:27 PM

...and TFP cause me to miss the last episode of Trigun that was shown on [Adult Swim]

uncle phil 07-28-2003 12:38 PM

johnny, i hardly know ye, but you bring wrongness to new depths of depravity...TFP doesn't cause one to miss ANYTHING...


crabapple cove is in maine...

07-28-2003 09:59 PM

Crabapple Cove was in Maine. It about 40 seconds, it will be wiped off the map... Launch the Mole Squadron!!

uncle phil 07-29-2003 12:41 PM

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT...(wrongoleum buzzer)...mole squadron got stuck underground...


a little old lady got mutilated late last night (in london)...

Fremen 07-29-2003 01:40 PM

Wrongy wronga wrong wrong! It was a little gold lady.

The eyes! They burn!!!1!

sub zero 07-29-2003 02:58 PM

WRONGO, the fire burns

At least the chicken crossed the road...

NeverBorn 08-06-2003 11:20 PM

Incorrect: The chicken was flattened, however the egg crossed saftly therefore coming first.

The sea..she blows

Diablo 08-07-2003 03:20 AM

The sea, being an inanimate object, cannot blow.

I am not a stud.(ha, this one's impossible to disprove)

castex 08-07-2003 05:33 AM

That's not what that beardy bus driver was saying to me the other morning. Quite a glowing report, he gave you.


It's too hot to go outside.

Sticky 08-07-2003 05:34 AM

It is not too hot to go outside where I am.

The world is rotating.

JumpinJesus 08-07-2003 08:52 AM

Not if you're looking at it from the moon it isn't. It's all about perspective.

Happy is the man who can laugh at himself.

Midlandmadman 08-07-2003 10:35 AM

WRONG!!!!!!Happy (Gilmore) isthe man who wanted to play hockey but became a golfer.


If you have a cat and she has 3 kittens, you now have a cat and 3 kittens.

bender 08-07-2003 11:30 AM

Wrong.
you have 4 cats.

Feb. had 28 days this year

uncle phil 08-07-2003 12:14 PM

bender, no wonder you are so misunderstood...because you are soooo wrooooonnggg...each month for the past umpty-ump years has had 28 days...


dump trucks haul dirt...

Katyblu 08-07-2003 01:57 PM

Nope not at all, it seems you have misunderstood.... dump trucks haul gravel and bricks...

The sun will rise tomorrow morning.

more fire 08-07-2003 06:18 PM

that depends on where you live. In antartica the sun will not rise tomorrow morning.

for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

grumpyolddude 08-07-2003 08:51 PM

Unfortunately, more fire, you left your education at the schoolhouse door. In the real world, actions are mostly one-way: paying taxes, mortgage interest, and alimony are prime examples.

I'm never scared.

Fremen 08-08-2003 12:11 AM

wrong g-pod, you were scared when phil showed up in the middle of the night pushing velour sleeper jammies. Bad uncle phil, bad!

Todays' college kids are, for the most part, stupid.

bermuDa 08-08-2003 12:28 AM

sorry fremen you're wrong, if they were stupid why would they bother getting a college education? At least they're trying to remedy their ignorance!

I think this lump may be cancerous...

rl33 08-08-2003 01:07 AM

No, that's your penis

I miss my A/C

h2g2Fan 08-08-2003 01:13 AM

No, you're being acclimatized for the first time in your life. You'll get used to it.

Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk is the most delicious ice cream.

Diablo 08-08-2003 04:08 AM

Wrong. That's an opinion, and opinions cannot be stated as factual.

I weigh under 200 lbs when on the planet Earth.

BonesCPA 08-08-2003 07:31 AM

Yeah, but how often do you get here? Plus I am not so sure, I think you are using outdated conversion tables.


We the work is done, my house will be double the size it is now.

Diablo 08-08-2003 07:36 AM

"Work is never done"

I like swords.

more fire 08-08-2003 09:23 AM

no, swords like you.

this thread is on it's 40th page.

Midnight_Son 08-08-2003 09:47 AM

no, it's not...a page refers to a book which is made of paper...this isn't paper, as a test...try wiping your butt with it...feel like paper?



I'm shocked at how long this post has stayed on the top of tilted nonsence.

uncle phil 08-08-2003 12:25 PM

cnor, oh cnor...how wrong you be...if you were truly shocked you would realize that your next post in tilted nonsense would remove this post from the top...


7-up is clear...

rl33 08-08-2003 05:47 PM

Ha! Wrong! 7 UP is yellow. Oh holy crap, why does my 7 UP smell like urine???


Aaanyway


I did not take my medication today

Fremen 08-08-2003 07:57 PM

You're wrong, rl33. You didn't take your bath today. (phew!) ;)

It's time to go to Fist City for the next poster.

grumpyolddude 08-08-2003 09:22 PM

http://www.dreamscape.com/danny/scoo...s/fistcity.jpg

Uh,...... no.


It's 1:22 am and your parents are DOING it!

muckluck 08-08-2003 09:45 PM

Wrong it s 1:44 and i dont belive my parents r doing it.

No human lifeform has traveled to a distant galaxy.

Fremen 08-08-2003 11:17 PM

Ahh, there you are so wrong, my friend.
They do it all the time in Star Trek.

Surgery hurts.

Apokx 08-08-2003 11:38 PM

Surgery does not hurt when you are asleep and drugged up.


He-Man was the best 80's TV show.

OROIT 08-09-2003 01:25 AM

wrong there mate, He-Man was not the best 80's TV show, 'Night Rider' was.


Scotch is the best alcoholic drink.

TwistedFate 08-09-2003 01:41 AM

Wrongo pal. The best alcoholic drink is always the one in my hand.

Tuna fish and peanut butter sandwiches are stank nasty.

remiel 08-09-2003 06:30 AM

Incorrect, they are both delicious and nutritious providing that you have had your tastebuds surgically removed.

You are older than you've ever been right now

Memalvada 08-09-2003 08:45 AM

No, in my past life i was a turtle and i live to be 150 years old.

My penis is short, shriveled, and to the left :D

Diablo 08-09-2003 09:12 AM

Wrong, from our perspective, it's to the right.:p

Swords are cool.

Apokx 08-09-2003 09:41 PM

Not all swords are cool,in fact..I think rapier's are a girly-man's weapon.



Someone will post a reply to this!

agentsmith 08-09-2003 09:55 PM

wrong, I'm a nobody

lesbians are cool

Fremen 08-11-2003 12:05 AM

Wrong, agentsmith. Lesbians are hot. ;)

Motorcycles, when properly ridden, are more fun than two polecats in a canvas sack.

blizzak 08-11-2003 12:51 AM

Wrong, the fun factor of two polecats in a canvas sack can only be determined through emotional examination of the specific polecats used for the endeavour, thus they could either be more or less fun than a properly ridden motorcycle

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

rl33 08-11-2003 02:08 AM

No, not having insurance keeps the doctors away.

Vitamin C helps to boost your immune system

TwistedFate 08-11-2003 02:45 AM

Vitamin C is a cute redhead euro-pop singer

I have a headache.

remiel 08-11-2003 10:42 AM

INCORRECT! By now you HAD a headache. I'm presuming you went and got some form of analgesic to make yourself feel better.

The grass is always greener on the other side

uncle phil 08-11-2003 12:23 PM

remiel, remiel, remiel...your wrongness is exceeded only by your willingness to be deceived by age-old adages...grass is the same color here or there; it's only our perception of what we want the other side to be that lends seeming credence to that statement.


(jeebus, did i say all that?)

yogi berra is originally from st. louis...

bender 08-11-2003 12:33 PM

Uncle Phil,
a person of your age should know by now that he came from his mothers womb.
How wrong one can be when they get up in years.....

I've just poked fun at Uncle Phil

remiel 08-11-2003 01:28 PM

Bender, Uncle Phil is a fictional character on the popular TV show 'The Fresh Prince Of BelAir'. It is impossible to poke fun at people who don't exist.

My blood type is A Rhesus Negative

uncle phil 08-12-2003 01:04 PM

remiel, tie your kangaroo down, sport, because you are so wrong even the 'roo can't help but run away from you...rhesus monkeys are very positive creatures and to allude to their negativity is oh, so wrong...


a picture is worth a thousand words...

Apokx 08-12-2003 01:42 PM

WRONG. A picture is only worth a thousand pixels.

The last person to post in this thread is the winnar!

Fremen 08-12-2003 08:46 PM

Nope, you are so wrong, Apokx. There is no "winnar", as you put it, for this isn't a competition. ;)

Cupid let fly with his arrow one too many times yesterday.

baaa 08-13-2003 11:31 AM

you are wrong, for the last arrow that he let fly hit yo mammy who in turn gave me head all night long.


I am cool

uncle phil 08-13-2003 04:04 PM

baaa, we've all been there so many times that, unless you live in the depths of antarctica or the frozen wilds of the alaskan tundra, you're warmer than the average bear...


a nickle is worth approximately 5 cents...

vermin 08-13-2003 07:39 PM

Wrong, a nickle is worth whatever someone is willing to trade for it.

Arnold WILL be governor (of CA), then President.

Fly 08-13-2003 07:41 PM

arnold is a freakin' robot man....oh yeah......aren't they all.

vermin is definately on the edge.

Foopius2 08-13-2003 07:48 PM

an edge of one thing is just the beginning of another


it is the season of summer in the northern hemisphere

baaa 08-14-2003 05:36 AM

Not if you stand on your head.

My penis is tiny

Fremen 08-14-2003 11:36 PM

You are wrong, baa, it's not tiny, it's miniscule. ;)

Salad is good for your colon.

baaa 08-15-2003 08:37 AM

colons don't care aboot salad, you big idiot. semi-colons on the other hand...

E. Texas has many other things, besides steers and queers.

vermin 08-15-2003 05:47 PM

Wrong! E. Texas only has one other thing besides steers and queers.

Having webbed feet would be cool.

gallopingwanker 08-15-2003 07:32 PM

wrong, if you had webbed feet you couldn't wear those toe socks!

everyone dreams about naked midgets

remiel 08-16-2003 11:35 AM

wrong! Some of us just wake up and see them in bed!

english beer is better than english wine

Tex 08-16-2003 11:53 AM

WRONG!

They are equally bad.

The library of Alexandria was burned in 150 B.C.

uncle phil 08-17-2003 03:46 PM

tex, your history is a bit shaky to say the least; the great library of alexandria, named after charles e. beatley, jr., is still in existence at 5005 duke street, alexandria, virginia 22304...


my electricity was out from 4:11 pm until 11:10 pm thursday august 14, 2003...

Plan9Senior 08-17-2003 06:21 PM

No it wasn't, you just mistakingly had your eyes closed during that duration and thought the lights were out.



This thread is making me learn a lot of new things.

baaa 08-18-2003 11:02 AM

no, you because you can't read, and you already knew that.


I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS

uncle phil 08-18-2003 04:38 PM

baa, haven't you been around here long enough to learn that you aren't "typing" in all caps, you are ENTERING in all caps...


bones are made of calcium...

Fly 08-18-2003 08:01 PM

sorry phil.....he's made outta smart ass remarks and a shitload of blah,blah,blah.

*he's a funny fucker too*

hehe......the walrus is Paul....

pangavan 08-18-2003 08:55 PM

no Paul was the eggman...the walrus refers to yoko's fat ass

there is no gravity, the earth sucks

Fremen 08-19-2003 01:11 AM

you is wrong mista pangavan, the earth doesn't suck, that $5 haircut you have does. ;)

Tranquility Base harbors cryogenically frozen midgets, awaiting the day that we are ready to un-thaw them.

Beltruckus 08-19-2003 07:46 AM

You are wrong, the Midgets have already been released and are marching on to New Mexico as we speak.

While drinking Dr. Pepper you can imagine it's a candybar and it will taste like chocolate cake. :D

uncle phil 08-19-2003 01:02 PM

belt, you've been out in the sun waaaayyy too long...it's THC wine (bong water), not dr. pepper...and your taste buds will be altered in such a manner that you can imagine that you taste anything you want...


bugs shoulda turned left at albuquerque...

billclinton 08-21-2003 09:22 PM

Wrong!!!! If Bugs had turned left at Alb.....he would most certainly wind up in Quebec.........Not a good choice for a funny cartoon.....I saw the Bugs in Canada cartoon...........yawn.

My penis is 12 inches long.

uncle phil 08-22-2003 03:36 AM

mr. president, monica SOOOO disagrees with you, and she wasn't sucking on your foot...


today is giant hamburger's birthday...


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