Wrong! Twister is the best game.



You can't milk a bull

Wrong, you just can't drink it.


I enjoy masterbation

Wrong! Not since you've worn it down to a nub.


Fire is bad.

no, your partner does so she dosen't have to fake like she is enjoying it




I cant wait till I can go home!

Wrong! your co-workers can't wait till you go home!

Hey, this fish smells like pussy

wrongolivio...all the other fish smell like pussy, yours smells like your finger...


the median of 1 and 5 is 3...

Wrong. The median is not a number- it's a place. You'll find it between two opposite direction moving roadways. It's often brick, with flowers, and quite pretty.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Not if you are cousin IT from the Adam's Family


Muff diving is fun

There you go being general again Wingnut. Sorry dude, but Muff diving is NOT fun for an ant. Everytime an ant drives to muff dies, do YOU know what happens? IT DIES!!! EVERY TIME!!! I don't know about you, but I do not find Death to be FUN!..... :D


This sentence is a peice of crap.

Wrong! THIS sentence is a piece of crap!

Jimi Hendrix was a great guitar player

WRONG!!! Jimi Hendix was KICK ASS Guitar Player... You're wrong because you didn't give him the justice he deserved.



Everybody Loves Kung Fu Fighting....

Wrong - No I don't!!


Matrix resurection is a brilliant movie

Matrix Resurection in fantastic sequel, but it's not an original idea, so i wouldn't call it brilliant.


The indefinite integral of sin(x^2) is an elementary function

Wrong - That much sin = straight to hell


The earth orbits the sun

What? I'm pretty sure Earth cruises around on a giant elliptical course, which the sun happens to be in the middle of.


Daval is a good moderator

Nah, He is an excellent one


Meridaen is Tilted - for now

naw...he's just leaning for the moment...


mardi gras = fat tuesday...

I beg to differ. People that drink all that beer at mardi gras are fat every day, not just Tuesday.


People watch auto racing just for the wrecks.

NOPE...People watch reality shows just for the wrecks, they watch auto racing just to get dizzy for a cheap high.



When I'm done with this post, I'm leaving TFP 'till tonight.

sorry mrsandman but your av will be with us all day.

the skin at the end of my dink is pink.

Wrong! Not when you've just pulled it out of a menstruating prostitute.



Oreos would be better with peanut butter in the center.

Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They would really suck ass if peanut butter was in them..... I am allergic to peanuts and their oils and such.......



If your at 10000 feet and you jump from an airplane and your chute and reserve shute dont open.......... your gonna die!

Wrong....first you are going to get flattened like a pancake on the ground...then you'll die.

I like to drink wine.

worng you like the taste of some wines and enjoy drinking them but you don't like others or drinking them !

I am not a platapuss.

incorrectomundo...you are not a rhinoceros...


school buses are yellow...

Wrong. You are a platapuss. Platapuss is something I call everyone. Like, "What up platapuss?" It just means I think you're cool. On the other hand...

Bender is not a half duck have beaver correctly spelled- platypus

Aw geez... I'm retarded. Dispute that.

lmao...no you're not retarded....you just lost track for a minute!

The earth's tides affect the moon.

opps now I'm the retarded one....
I meant that the other way around....jesh!

The moon affects the earth's tides....

wrong tide is affected by water as most detergents

I have a hard time spelling

sorry bender....you just plain 'ol have a hard time "anything"

the lady they made the aunt jemima bottle after was my grandma

NO IT WASNT flyman.......... that bottle has been around for years.... your grandma was only 15 when it came out..... so she wouldn't have looked fat and old back then!





keeping in the food theme......

campbells soup is mmmm mmmm good!

fly, fly, fly, how wrong you are...the lady they made the aunt jemima bottle after was moms mabley...


i love the smell of napalm in the morning...

Once again, you have no clue, uncle phil. That's just your jerky neighbor starting his BBQ.


It's raining cats and dogs right now!

nope...those are sheep and goats coming down.

today...I will wash.

sorry splck.....i know you and you will put off today what you can do tommorrow

my ass is sore from sittin' in this shitty chair

No your ass is sore from people chewing it out in this thread!


My underwear is to tight!

Too tight, man, too.

Talking to Customer service reps on the phone sucks. It sucks long. It sucks hard.

Women that suck long and hard are a good thing. Talking to customer service is a BAD thing. Get it straight.


Saturday is the greatest day of the week.

eneneneenneneshch...not when it's raining out...


misery loves company...