WRONG.....yoo dun fergot tha rednicks

bugs bunny rocks

i thought he hopped :)


Goat Babies are called kids

Wrong, goat babies are called a midnight snack.

Anti-freeze tastes like kool-aid.

Wrong-o, Anti-freeze was invented first!

NC State had the best football team in the ACC last season.

WRONG! Maybe what someone thinks is 'best' is the guys with the most colourful uniforms.

Ice is cold.

P.S. Thanks for ressurecting this post

wrong...not when you live in antarctica...


dictionaries are full of words...

Wrong! Dictionaries are never full, the language keeps growing.


It would be easier on everyone if we rounded pi off to 3

Wrong....It would be easier to round to 0, would make math so much easier.

There are cows on dairy farms.

WRONG, a dairy farm can have only goats and make goat milk products.

dictionary.com says a dairy is... A commercial establishment for processing or selling milk and milk products.
A place where milk and cream are stored and processed.

no cows needed :)

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I attended a history class today

WRONG! what if the farm goes out of business, then there aren't any cows left.


My computer isn't as good as it could be.

Wrong! Your computer has reached its maximum potential and is therefore obsolete; it must be cast into fires from whence it came.


The movie is never as good as the book.

it was a comic book, of course the movie was better.

i love beer

I don't think so...it's crack you crave.




I don't have to think about breathing.

You have to think about not thinking about not breathing so in all actuality you are thinking about breathing


Vanilla Ice shoud be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

WRONG- he should be in a white rapper hall of fame(featuring suprisingly few people)

smoking causes lung cancer

WRONG. Smoking causes purchase of leather jackets and sunglasses.


I am wearing socks.

Wrong! Your feet are just in disguise

I am right handed!

wrong, you're looking in a mirror...


green acres is the place to be...

Wrong! Green Acres are the thing to avoid!

Paper is thin!

unless you buy a whole ream.

the st.louis blues will win tonight.(hehe)

YOU ARE WRONG! SONGS DO NOT WIN TONIGHT! SONGS DO NOT WIN ANYTHING! THEY JUST SIT THERE! BEING SONGS! YOU MORON....It might win tomorrow however...


"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

you obviously have never heard of text messaging. "mt" is itself a word "empty"

you love your tfp

That is not love you are feeling about TFP -- it is a obsessive compulsive behaviour revealing itself.


Water is essential to all life...

Wrong, it is poison to the sandworms of Dune/Arrakis and Chapterhouse.

I am not the king of Norway.

wrong, you're not the king of scotland...


ketchup is red...

ketchup is brown. food coloring is red.

stocks have nowhere to go but up.

Wrong, my stock of liquor is being rapidly depleated.

I am wearing pants.

wrong, you're wearing your skin...


mustard can be yellow or brown...

Wrong! Mary Kate and Ashley are legal in the GOOD states.


Cheesehead is not an insult

WRONG! Cheesehead!

I'm floating.

No you are not. You are sitting. On a chair, or on the ground - or maybe you or not sitting! Maybe you are standing!
BUT YOU ARE NOT FLOATING!

Wrong! You jacked the whole thread by not posting another statement! So you're completely wrong!

I can touch my tongue to my nose.

wrong...it's your nose reaching down to touch your tongue...


paper ignites at 451 degrees f...

so sorry phil.it's easier if you'd just use a freakin' match man.

my nuts are all scratchy.

It's not your nuts but your scrotum that is all scratchy.

Gravity keeps us from all drifting off into space.

wrong...oppression keeps us down...


floppies are hard...

Wrong uncle...relative to steel, floppies are floppy.

Hard drives are hard...

wrong -- country roads provide an entertaining Sunday drive.


bars never overserve

Wrong! The judges consistantly rule them 'out'. They have good backhands, though.


Country music karaoke induces vomiting.

Wrong, it induces insanity, internal organ damage, spontaneous ear drum rupture, then vomiting.

The T's green line is full of crazy people.