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Wrong, christ was born sometime in january but the real day is not known.
It is better to be blown than juiced |
i dont' know....blow is just a figure of speach isn't it?juice me
the glass is always half full. |
fuck that. when i finish my drink the glass is empty.
rocks crush sissors |
rocks dont crush my jedi saber sissors
canned corn doesent always digest |
Wrong! Mine died just yesterday.
Music is good for the soul. |
wrong, prayer is good for the soul...
a squared plus b squared equals c squared... |
That's only if it's a correct pythagorean triple. not even close to all the time. You lose.
I have a large welt on my side from falling on a cinderblock. |
Truth be known, the welt came from bad-mouthing a cop who
had a rough day. Somewhere it is raining. |
That depends on your defenition. In Somewhere, Pennstlvania the forcast is for clear weather.
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WRONG!!!
Pennstlvania is actually a place in Xanth that is notorious for the constant oppressive sleet and stinging rain of hockey pucks, coal matter, and small bits of amish made butter. There's no such thing as monsters. (references to my ex are not only unaaceptable, but considered a blatant cheat) |
small children definitely qualify as little monsters.
dvd is better than vhs |
Wrong, that only applies if you're watching them. If you're beating someone with them, VHS is far superior.
The door is ajar. |
No, the door is a door.
There are 11 US dollars and a small rubber ninja in my pocket. |
I'm afraid you have nothing in your pocket, that bastard of a Ninja ransacked your whole pants.
Jack White has Black hair |
Jack White, professor at MSU:
http://msuinfo.ur.msstate.edu/alumnu...99/11white.jpg QED. I received 20 dollars the other day in return for soda-can-recycling-machine vouchers. |
Wrong, you recieved a piece of green paper in return for soda-can-recycling-machine vouchers.
A US nickel is larger than a US dime in size. |
Wrong the size to me of a us dime held one inch in front of my eye is larger than a nickel held 10000 lightyears from my eye
receiving oral sex from a talented person is a good thing |
no, recieving oral sex -period- is a good thing. gettting it from an 'expert' is a miracle.
i ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. |
WRONG!!!
You ate what you THOUGHT was a PB&J. It was really a soybean paste and beet spread your mom switched out to get you to eat healthier by stealth. If I poke you in the eye with my pencil, I can make you wince. |
wrong! i'd not take it like a man! then blow your brains out :)
i'm violent |
nah, just over reactive,
TFP is addicting |
no, no, tfp is addict<b>ive</b>.
soap helps people get clean. |
Wrong! No one is ever "clean"
I like Pink Floyd |
No you don't, you're just trying to sound cool so you'll fit in and it's not working.
George Washington was the first President of the US. |
wrong...george w made the first dollar bill in the us...
abe lincoln was a tall dude... |
wrong......you're just too short
$oo.25 is equal to a quarter |
Wrong! 00.25 won't even get you an ounce.
No one likes me. |
Wrong!!! *KWSN gives myMHz a BIG hug*
Milli Vanilli are not the most talented musicians ever. |
Of course they are!!! They just don't get that cuz they're not white.
My ass is hairy |
nope.....smooth as a babys bottom
my eyes are green |
hehehe.... WRONG!!!!
You're wearing contacts!!! Einstein didn't smoke weed... |
wrong einstein doesn't remember
Im bored |
the emperor supreme is too busy to be bored
qpid's army will conquer the world |
WRONG! microsoft has already implanted you into the matrix and is slowly whittling down your puny forces from within!
my penis is tiny |
wrong! your penis is miniscule
There are no good movies out that I haven't seen yet |
wrong! Bollywood has lots of good movies you havn't seen yet.
The wind is blowing today. |
wrong there is no wind today, its quite calm
Orange juice is made from oranges |
Wrong! Orange juice is made from artificial ingredients.
I am a retard |
Wrong, you are a moron! ;)
A smile is a frown turned upside down |
thats cute.... BUT ITS WRONG!!!! A frown is a smile upside down
I like to spank my monkey!!! |
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