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vermin 05-08-2003 11:07 PM

Wrong! once a new day begins, tomorrow is another day away.

The Farenheit scale is based on a year's temperature range in Poland.

Wingnut 05-09-2003 02:41 AM

Wrong, the polish can't count and farenheit never made a scale


I am Wingnut

uncle phil 05-09-2003 03:10 AM

wrong, you are sexylady in disguise...


trees are made of wood and leaves...

paddyjoe 05-09-2003 03:36 AM

wrong, atoms are the basic make-up of everything, including trees


baseball is americas' pastime

l_o_c 05-11-2003 02:22 PM

Wrong, sleeping is America's pastime.

Guitars play a part in making sound.

Memalvada 05-11-2003 05:23 PM

Guitars dont play. Guitars get played.

My DJ name is: The Bandwidth Hog

DEI37 05-11-2003 05:57 PM

But that would make no sense, as you are clearly not a pig.

Ford builds high quality cars...

krwlz 05-11-2003 06:18 PM

FUCK NO, the bow tie is a symbol of greatness

shooting is fun

l_o_c 05-11-2003 06:44 PM

...not for the people being shot.

Cars can have gasoline put in them.

DEI37 05-11-2003 07:21 PM

Wrong. Cars never have gas put in them, only in the gas tanks, which are, in turn, installed underneath the car.

Intel makes the best processors.

Tophat665 05-11-2003 08:09 PM

Actually, Embryonic stem cells in the protocranium eventually make the best processers.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

l_o_c 05-11-2003 09:44 PM

Not really. More of a bile mixed with saliva mixed with cat food.

This thread has many factual errors in it.

vermin 05-12-2003 12:33 AM

Wrong! Every statement made in this thread is pure truth.


There's no such thing as pure truth.

l_o_c 05-12-2003 01:56 AM

Pure truth-I exist. Solipism at it's finest.

There is a contradiction in the post above mine.

uncle phil 05-12-2003 03:47 AM

wrong, there is a CONTRACTION in the post above yours...


it snows in indianapolis...

XenuHubbard 05-12-2003 05:06 AM

You're wrong.

It snows in the sky, the snow merely falls ON Indianapolis.


I am wearing a latex kimono with Hello Kitty printed on the back.

Mad_Gecko 05-12-2003 11:09 AM

Wrong, you are wearing a latex Hello Kitty, its just on the wrong way round!

The pacific ocean is deep in the middle.

uncle phil 05-12-2003 12:42 PM

wrong, the pacific ocean is deep all the way to the bottom...


you can't drink kerosene...

Minx 05-12-2003 01:49 PM

You can drink it - it just doesn't taste very good and won't make you feel so shit hot either.

I am a work right now.

irateplatypus 05-12-2003 01:49 PM

Wrong! The ability to physically drink kerosene has nothing to do w/its after effects!

The Matrix: Reloaded will be a box office smash!

sierra2774 05-12-2003 02:31 PM

No, The Matrix is going to be dissapointing.

I think I am coming down with a Sinus Infection.

bender 05-12-2003 02:52 PM

No its SARS.

I'm uncomfortable.

l_o_c 05-12-2003 03:26 PM

I find you quite pleasant.

I can read.

mrsandman 05-12-2003 05:27 PM

Wrong...You're eyes are moving across the words on the printed page, alas, you haven't a clue as to their meaning.



It is hard to tell the difference between sugar and aspartame.

l_o_c 05-12-2003 06:28 PM

No. Sugar is good, aspartame tastes like shit.

There is no human that is 500 years old and still breathing.

Spinach_Indeed 05-12-2003 06:31 PM

Dick Clark is still breathing...

Mocha is a combination of Choclate and Coffee

bundy 05-12-2003 06:41 PM

no, Mocha is a combination of Chocolate and Coffee, not Choclate.

My mobile phone (cell phone) is a Nokia.

vermin 05-12-2003 07:12 PM

Wrong, your paranoid delusions manifest themselves as cell phone calls. There's no such thing as a 'nokia'.


The poodle on the Clifford cartoon is a bitch.

hotzot 05-12-2003 08:02 PM

wrong! she just has issues.


space is the final frontier

l_o_c 05-12-2003 08:03 PM

Wrong. Reading is, apparently, my final frontier.

Paper can be written on.

crackpot 05-12-2003 08:11 PM

Wrong. Paper is a legitimate business expense and can be written off.

Chocolate causes acne.

Krycheck 05-12-2003 09:23 PM

No, that's just an old wives tale.

You can't have just one.

SocialAbortion 05-12-2003 10:10 PM

You can if it's a elephant dick being rammed into your ass.

Kobe Bryant plays basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Wingnut 05-12-2003 11:09 PM

You can't call that playing


The ISS takes 90 minutes to orbit earth

eyeronic 05-13-2003 12:23 AM

Wrong, Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I am.

l_o_c 05-13-2003 12:26 AM

Nope. Prove it.

A woman's breasts are fun to look at.

Let's see you prove that wrong!

Wingnut 05-13-2003 01:00 AM

Wrong, they are a tease if you look at them - They are fun to play with

The sun is 1.5 million kilometers in diameter

l_o_c 05-13-2003 02:01 AM

Wrong. No one uses the metric system.

This website is viewable on the internet.

uncle phil 05-13-2003 03:05 AM

wrong, this website is liveable on the internet...


alaska is the largest state in the united states...

Fly 05-13-2003 04:17 AM

sorry phil......canada owns it...we're just letting you guys borrow it for a while.

the perfect soft boiled egg is done in 5 minutes

mrsandman 05-13-2003 05:17 AM

Not if you're a vegan.



Gasoline prices always fluctuate.

crackpot 05-13-2003 05:22 AM

Oops. Too late, sorry. Never mind. Oops.

vermin 05-13-2003 05:30 AM

Wrong! It's never too late, you're not sorry, and I rarely mind.


Most days I'd still be sleeping at this time.

GakFace 05-13-2003 07:03 AM

Nah, most days you'd be passed out/unconcious from too much alcohol....


I'll have my computer parts in 2 days.

rsl12 05-13-2003 11:52 AM

Wrong. I'll ship you your parts in 3 days. ha!

e^(3.141*i) = -1

Diablo 05-13-2003 11:58 AM

If e=7 and i=1000, then that equation would be e^3.141=-1 and that's wrong.

I am short.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:10 PM

You are a wumpus and wumpi are giants compared to humans! Thus you = tall

Apple pie is good with vanilla ice cream!

Diablo 05-13-2003 12:13 PM

Your perception of what is good is most likely different from the perception of other people, therefore it is only your opinion that applie pie is good with vanilla ice cream.

Terresque is a moron and has no friends.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:14 PM

Hah your wrong! I have ALOT of imaginary freinds and they count!


Diablos real name is Ram

Diablo 05-13-2003 12:18 PM

T3h wrong! I presume you might mean that my real name is Ram, but since there is no apostrophe between Diablo and "s" it does not show possession, so that sentence is just wrong.

Terresque is gay.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:22 PM

Damn you and your excellent punctuation!


But I must prove you wrong! I am not gay, I am far from it, I'm just not romanitcally entangled right now. (Just got past a hard breakup)

Diablo cannot have children with any of the TFP members because Wumpi and humans cannot cross-breed.

Diablo 05-13-2003 12:29 PM

You are wrong, because I am not really a wumpus. By definition, a wumpus is:

Quote:

/wuhm'p*s/ n. The central monster (and, in many
versions, the name) of a famous family of very early computer games
called "Hunt The Wumpus'. The original was invented in 1970 (several
years before ADVENT) by Gregory Yob. The wumpus lived somewhere
in a cave with the topology of an dodecahedron's edge/vertex graph
(later versions supported other topologies, including an icosahedron
and Mo"bius strip). The player started somewhere at random in the
cave with five `crooked arrows'; these could be shot through up to
three connected rooms, and would kill the wumpus on a hit (later
versions introduced the wounded wumpus, which got very angry).
Unfortunately for players, the movement necessary to map the maze
was made hazardous not merely by the wumpus (which would eat you if
you stepped on him) but also by bottomless pits and colonies of
super bats that would pick you up and drop you at a random location
(later versions added `anaerobic termites' that ate arrows, bat
migrations, and earthquakes that randomly changed pit locations).

This game appears to have been the first to use a non-random
graph-structured map (as opposed to a rectangular grid like the even
older Star Trek games). In this respect, as in the dungeon-like
setting and its terse, amusing messages, it prefigured ADVENT and
Zork and was directly ancestral to the latter (Zork acknowledged
this heritage by including a super-bat colony). A C emulation of
the original Basic game is available at the Retrocomputing Museum,
`http://www.ccil.org/retro'.
Source: www.dictionary.com

I am not the central monster of any video game, and therefore not a wumpus.


A being once went to the domain name http://www.tfproject.org/ and registered a username TerresqueÜ. This occured in the month of April, in the year 2003 AD.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:34 PM

Hah YOU ARE WRONG!!! I didn't go to http://www.tfproject.org!

I just went to www.tfproject.org!!!! So all technicallities applied you are wrong!

A person named Diablo has only 13 or 14 posts

Diablo 05-13-2003 12:44 PM

Just to tell you, www.tfproject.org is a redirection to http://www.tfproject.org and if you type in www.tfproject.org the browser adds http:// to the start of it. Stupid Aki.

Anyway...you are wrong. At 2 different boards I have over 6000 posts each, plus I'm in the hundreds in multiple different boards. That's a lot more than just 13 or 14 posts.

The first name of the person who is posting as TerresqueÜ at the Tilted Forum Project is Akira.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:48 PM

I said all technicallities applied!

My first name is Akira but I more generally answer to "Spanish" which most of the people I talk to on a day to day basis call me. We haven't talked in person for a while Ram. Anyways I have adopted Spanish as my true name as opposed to Akira.

Diablo 05-13-2003 12:51 PM

Uhhh...you said nothing for me to prove wrong, so I'll just prove your explanation wrong.

Look at your birth certificate. It says Akira, not Spanish.

Pure water is clear.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:52 PM

And now I'll prove your explanation wrong, my birth certificate says Akira Roy Sakoda.


Diablo has an older brother named Jay.

uncle phil 05-13-2003 01:00 PM

wrong...my buddy josh has an older brother named jay...


air is clear here...

l_o_c 05-13-2003 01:45 PM

Not in LA. And nothing is clear, you just can't see the color.

Time is a measure of duration.

KWSN 05-13-2003 05:31 PM

Time isn't tangible, so how can it possibly be calculated as a tangible measure?


The District of Columbia has a greater population than that of Wyoming.

Fly 05-13-2003 05:39 PM

nope.....more pot smokers in the DC.....therefore more people(hehe)

the zevonist monestary is where KWSN hangs out.

krwlz 05-13-2003 05:51 PM

no, he hangs out on bones balls

music is the key to a happy life

Diablo 05-13-2003 05:53 PM

Music doesn't fit in a keyhole.

Assuming a normal distribution, the standard deviation of the following set is 5.
20
20
20
30
30
30

Tophat665 05-13-2003 06:45 PM

Assuming normal distribution here is a null program. There are far more than five deviants, and they're all non-standard.

I'm a potato.

mrsandman 05-13-2003 07:20 PM

Just because you sit on the couch a lot, doesn't ACTUALLY make you a potato.


Mr. Potatohead made a lot of money for somebody.

l_o_c 05-13-2003 08:21 PM

Nope. The people that made him did.

CD's can contain audio.

Fly 05-13-2003 08:43 PM

nothin' but sounds my friend,nothin' but sounds.

brittany spears sucks.....

splck 05-13-2003 09:04 PM

Fuck that, she blows.

My blood is red.

GakFace 05-13-2003 09:11 PM

Sorry man its blue, as no oxygen seems to ever get to your brain. :D


I have been awake for 36 hours. :D

vermin 05-13-2003 09:13 PM

Wrong! You have been sleepwalking for 36 hours.


I'm an optimist in denial.

GakFace 05-13-2003 09:20 PM

No, you're a dyslexic optometrist.



The new 7-UP is the same as Surge.

l_o_c 05-13-2003 09:28 PM

It's subtley different!

Robots can make the following sounds-bleep, blop, and bloop.

XenuHubbard 05-13-2003 09:38 PM

Bloop is not a sound, it's an actual sentence.

Greek people are hairy.

iRtehCrispeh 05-13-2003 09:51 PM

Naw mesican people are hairy!

Bookkeeper is the only word written in the english dictionary that contains 3 double letters in a row

Wingnut 05-13-2003 10:39 PM

Words are not written in dictionaries - they are printed


Time is only a perception

l_o_c 05-13-2003 11:31 PM

Nope. Passing now....now...now....now.

Red is red.

myMHz 05-13-2003 11:58 PM

Not really my friend Red is kind of Blue since his wife left him.

Soda cans are made of Aluminum

Slims 05-14-2003 12:38 AM

Nope, nothing is pure aluminum.

I think therefore I am.

l_o_c 05-14-2003 12:53 AM

Wrong. Think you're a frong. You're not a frog.

Patch Adams was a really shitty movie.

XenuHubbard 05-14-2003 01:43 AM

Wrong! Patch Adams gave me an erection! So how could it be shitty?


Courting a badger is difficult unless you wear boots.

Wingnut 05-14-2003 02:08 AM

Not if it is tied up!


This must be one of the longest threads on TFP

uncle phil 05-14-2003 02:40 AM

wrong...word association by wk...


the alphabet contains 26 letters...

Diablo 05-14-2003 02:52 AM

The Chinese "alphabet", or all of the chinese characters, are supposedly over 60,000 in number. Just a tad more than 26. Too bad you never stated what language.

I have a GBA SP.

Wingnut 05-14-2003 02:55 AM

Only in your mind!


I love pepsi

Diablo 05-14-2003 03:00 AM

The only time you ever tasted pepsi, is when it was really a coke. Therefore you have never tasted a pepsi, so you wouldn't know if you like/love it or not.

I am incredibly sexy.

l_o_c 05-14-2003 03:57 AM

No. No you are not.

Apple=Apple

splck 05-14-2003 05:20 AM

stop comparing apples to apples...it's like comparing apples to oranges.

Babies tend to cry...lots.

Wingnut 05-14-2003 05:28 AM

No they wail!


All planes eventually comes down to earth

Peetster 05-14-2003 05:55 AM

Not if you consider a plane as a two dementional object extending to infinity in both axes.

I'm never bored.

Memalvada 05-14-2003 06:30 AM

Yes you are, isnt that why you come to TFP?

I am a great big loser

Fly 05-14-2003 07:12 AM

you're a winner in my minds eye *chuckle,chuckle*

mother lovebone "was" the best band in the world

paddyjoe 05-14-2003 07:27 AM

I don't believe an official poll was taken to this regard

Bowling is sports longest season

Peetster 05-14-2003 07:50 AM

Nope. Bowling is sport's longest season.

Bowling is sport's longest season.

bender 05-14-2003 09:52 AM

The sound of a buzzer goes off...
Wrong ! sports don't have seasons only years do.

I see more during the light of day.

dankitti 05-14-2003 09:53 AM

it just SEEMS longer! :D

iced tea is tea that is iced.

paddyjoe 05-14-2003 10:06 AM

Not really. Tea chilled in the fridge is also ice tea

Gasoline is the most flammable fluid.

Mad_Gecko 05-14-2003 10:22 AM

Actually if gasoline was the most energy producing liquid they would use it to propel the shuttle, everyone knows the most flammable liquid is the Zippo fluid you spill on your hands when refilling your Zippo. eg. you are most definately wrong

Mirrors reflect light.

Mario 05-14-2003 10:32 AM

Actually mirrors reflect light waves that are in different frequencies that reflect not only visible light but also the waves that are not visible.

There are seven days and nights in a week.

blindawg 05-14-2003 10:50 AM

Not so here we go a little math to disprove:

A year = 52 weeks
1 year = 365.24 days
365.24/52 = 7.024 days
7.024 days = 168.57 hrs
7 nights and 7 days = 168 hrs

and we know 168.57 hr doen not equal 168 hours

Hence you are wrong.


try this: No changes are permanent, but change is.

uncle phil 05-14-2003 11:14 AM

wrong...i spend my change so fast it's not even temporary...


cherries are a winner in slots...


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