Wrong! once a new day begins, tomorrow is another day away.

The Farenheit scale is based on a year's temperature range in Poland.

Wrong, the polish can't count and farenheit never made a scale


I am Wingnut

wrong, you are sexylady in disguise...


trees are made of wood and leaves...

wrong, atoms are the basic make-up of everything, including trees


baseball is americas' pastime

Wrong, sleeping is America's pastime.

Guitars play a part in making sound.

Guitars dont play. Guitars get played.

My DJ name is: The Bandwidth Hog

But that would make no sense, as you are clearly not a pig.

Ford builds high quality cars...

FUCK NO, the bow tie is a symbol of greatness

shooting is fun

...not for the people being shot.

Cars can have gasoline put in them.

Wrong. Cars never have gas put in them, only in the gas tanks, which are, in turn, installed underneath the car.

Intel makes the best processors.

Actually, Embryonic stem cells in the protocranium eventually make the best processers.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Not really. More of a bile mixed with saliva mixed with cat food.

This thread has many factual errors in it.

Wrong! Every statement made in this thread is pure truth.


There's no such thing as pure truth.

Pure truth-I exist. Solipism at it's finest.

There is a contradiction in the post above mine.

wrong, there is a CONTRACTION in the post above yours...


it snows in indianapolis...

You're wrong.

It snows in the sky, the snow merely falls ON Indianapolis.


I am wearing a latex kimono with Hello Kitty printed on the back.

Wrong, you are wearing a latex Hello Kitty, its just on the wrong way round!

The pacific ocean is deep in the middle.

wrong, the pacific ocean is deep all the way to the bottom...


you can't drink kerosene...

You can drink it - it just doesn't taste very good and won't make you feel so shit hot either.

I am a work right now.

Wrong! The ability to physically drink kerosene has nothing to do w/its after effects!

The Matrix: Reloaded will be a box office smash!

No, The Matrix is going to be dissapointing.

I think I am coming down with a Sinus Infection.

No its SARS.

I'm uncomfortable.

I find you quite pleasant.

I can read.

Wrong...You're eyes are moving across the words on the printed page, alas, you haven't a clue as to their meaning.



It is hard to tell the difference between sugar and aspartame.

No. Sugar is good, aspartame tastes like shit.

There is no human that is 500 years old and still breathing.

Dick Clark is still breathing...

Mocha is a combination of Choclate and Coffee

no, Mocha is a combination of Chocolate and Coffee, not Choclate.

My mobile phone (cell phone) is a Nokia.

Wrong, your paranoid delusions manifest themselves as cell phone calls. There's no such thing as a 'nokia'.


The poodle on the Clifford cartoon is a bitch.

wrong! she just has issues.


space is the final frontier

Wrong. Reading is, apparently, my final frontier.

Paper can be written on.

Wrong. Paper is a legitimate business expense and can be written off.

Chocolate causes acne.

No, that's just an old wives tale.

You can't have just one.

You can if it's a elephant dick being rammed into your ass.

Kobe Bryant plays basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

You can't call that playing


The ISS takes 90 minutes to orbit earth

Wrong, Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I am.

Nope. Prove it.

A woman's breasts are fun to look at.

Let's see you prove that wrong!

Wrong, they are a tease if you look at them - They are fun to play with

The sun is 1.5 million kilometers in diameter

Wrong. No one uses the metric system.

This website is viewable on the internet.

wrong, this website is liveable on the internet...


alaska is the largest state in the united states...

sorry phil......canada owns it...we're just letting you guys borrow it for a while.

the perfect soft boiled egg is done in 5 minutes

Not if you're a vegan.



Gasoline prices always fluctuate.

Oops. Too late, sorry. Never mind. Oops.

Wrong! It's never too late, you're not sorry, and I rarely mind.


Most days I'd still be sleeping at this time.

Nah, most days you'd be passed out/unconcious from too much alcohol....


I'll have my computer parts in 2 days.

Wrong. I'll ship you your parts in 3 days. ha!

e^(3.141*i) = -1

If e=7 and i=1000, then that equation would be e^3.141=-1 and that's wrong.

I am short.

You are a wumpus and wumpi are giants compared to humans! Thus you = tall

Apple pie is good with vanilla ice cream!

Your perception of what is good is most likely different from the perception of other people, therefore it is only your opinion that applie pie is good with vanilla ice cream.

Terresque is a moron and has no friends.

Hah your wrong! I have ALOT of imaginary freinds and they count!


Diablos real name is Ram

T3h wrong! I presume you might mean that my real name is Ram, but since there is no apostrophe between Diablo and "s" it does not show possession, so that sentence is just wrong.

Terresque is gay.

Damn you and your excellent punctuation!


But I must prove you wrong! I am not gay, I am far from it, I'm just not romanitcally entangled right now. (Just got past a hard breakup)

Diablo cannot have children with any of the TFP members because Wumpi and humans cannot cross-breed.

You are wrong, because I am not really a wumpus. By definition, a wumpus is:

Source: www.dictionary.com

I am not the central monster of any video game, and therefore not a wumpus.


A being once went to the domain name http://www.tfproject.org/ and registered a username TerresqueÜ. This occured in the month of April, in the year 2003 AD.

Hah YOU ARE WRONG!!! I didn't go to http://www.tfproject.org!

I just went to www.tfproject.org!!!! So all technicallities applied you are wrong!

A person named Diablo has only 13 or 14 posts

Just to tell you, www.tfproject.org is a redirection to http://www.tfproject.org and if you type in www.tfproject.org the browser adds http:// to the start of it. Stupid Aki.

Anyway...you are wrong. At 2 different boards I have over 6000 posts each, plus I'm in the hundreds in multiple different boards. That's a lot more than just 13 or 14 posts.

The first name of the person who is posting as TerresqueÜ at the Tilted Forum Project is Akira.

I said all technicallities applied!

My first name is Akira but I more generally answer to "Spanish" which most of the people I talk to on a day to day basis call me. We haven't talked in person for a while Ram. Anyways I have adopted Spanish as my true name as opposed to Akira.

Uhhh...you said nothing for me to prove wrong, so I'll just prove your explanation wrong.

Look at your birth certificate. It says Akira, not Spanish.

Pure water is clear.

And now I'll prove your explanation wrong, my birth certificate says Akira Roy Sakoda.


Diablo has an older brother named Jay.

wrong...my buddy josh has an older brother named jay...


air is clear here...

Not in LA. And nothing is clear, you just can't see the color.

Time is a measure of duration.

Time isn't tangible, so how can it possibly be calculated as a tangible measure?


The District of Columbia has a greater population than that of Wyoming.

nope.....more pot smokers in the DC.....therefore more people(hehe)

the zevonist monestary is where KWSN hangs out.

no, he hangs out on bones balls

music is the key to a happy life

Music doesn't fit in a keyhole.

Assuming a normal distribution, the standard deviation of the following set is 5.
20
20
20
30
30
30

Assuming normal distribution here is a null program. There are far more than five deviants, and they're all non-standard.

I'm a potato.

Just because you sit on the couch a lot, doesn't ACTUALLY make you a potato.


Mr. Potatohead made a lot of money for somebody.

Nope. The people that made him did.

CD's can contain audio.

nothin' but sounds my friend,nothin' but sounds.

brittany spears sucks.....

Fuck that, she blows.

My blood is red.

Sorry man its blue, as no oxygen seems to ever get to your brain. :D


I have been awake for 36 hours. :D

Wrong! You have been sleepwalking for 36 hours.


I'm an optimist in denial.

No, you're a dyslexic optometrist.



The new 7-UP is the same as Surge.

It's subtley different!

Robots can make the following sounds-bleep, blop, and bloop.

Bloop is not a sound, it's an actual sentence.

Greek people are hairy.

Naw mesican people are hairy!

Bookkeeper is the only word written in the english dictionary that contains 3 double letters in a row

Words are not written in dictionaries - they are printed


Time is only a perception

Nope. Passing now....now...now....now.

Red is red.

Not really my friend Red is kind of Blue since his wife left him.

Soda cans are made of Aluminum

Nope, nothing is pure aluminum.

I think therefore I am.

Wrong. Think you're a frong. You're not a frog.

Patch Adams was a really shitty movie.

Wrong! Patch Adams gave me an erection! So how could it be shitty?


Courting a badger is difficult unless you wear boots.

Not if it is tied up!


This must be one of the longest threads on TFP

wrong...word association by wk...


the alphabet contains 26 letters...

The Chinese "alphabet", or all of the chinese characters, are supposedly over 60,000 in number. Just a tad more than 26. Too bad you never stated what language.

I have a GBA SP.

Only in your mind!


I love pepsi

The only time you ever tasted pepsi, is when it was really a coke. Therefore you have never tasted a pepsi, so you wouldn't know if you like/love it or not.

I am incredibly sexy.

No. No you are not.

Apple=Apple

stop comparing apples to apples...it's like comparing apples to oranges.

Babies tend to cry...lots.

No they wail!


All planes eventually comes down to earth

Not if you consider a plane as a two dementional object extending to infinity in both axes.

I'm never bored.

Yes you are, isnt that why you come to TFP?

I am a great big loser

you're a winner in my minds eye *chuckle,chuckle*

mother lovebone "was" the best band in the world

I don't believe an official poll was taken to this regard

Bowling is sports longest season

Nope. Bowling is sport's longest season.

Bowling is sport's longest season.

The sound of a buzzer goes off...
Wrong ! sports don't have seasons only years do.

I see more during the light of day.

it just SEEMS longer! :D

iced tea is tea that is iced.

Not really. Tea chilled in the fridge is also ice tea

Gasoline is the most flammable fluid.

Actually if gasoline was the most energy producing liquid they would use it to propel the shuttle, everyone knows the most flammable liquid is the Zippo fluid you spill on your hands when refilling your Zippo. eg. you are most definately wrong

Mirrors reflect light.

Actually mirrors reflect light waves that are in different frequencies that reflect not only visible light but also the waves that are not visible.

There are seven days and nights in a week.

Not so here we go a little math to disprove:

A year = 52 weeks
1 year = 365.24 days
365.24/52 = 7.024 days
7.024 days = 168.57 hrs
7 nights and 7 days = 168 hrs

and we know 168.57 hr doen not equal 168 hours

Hence you are wrong.


try this: No changes are permanent, but change is.

wrong...i spend my change so fast it's not even temporary...


cherries are a winner in slots...