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Old 10-30-2003, 06:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2003, 07:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I got busted on 2 out of 5 underage girls.
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Old 10-30-2003, 07:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hah, they're ALL legal in my country.
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Old 10-30-2003, 08:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Eh I got busted on all 5, but who cares. That's why parents shouldn't let girls wear makeup and show cleavage till they are 18.
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Old 10-30-2003, 08:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I got busted on 4 out of 5. I could have answer rightly, but Im only 18, so in reality, Id hit every one of those.
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Old 10-31-2003, 12:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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apparently wanting to HIT Ashley Olsen is illegal... damn shame that.


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Hah, they're ALL legal in my country.
haha... ainīt it grand...
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Old 10-31-2003, 05:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2003, 05:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2003, 12:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i hit 5 0utta 5
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Old 10-31-2003, 12:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ha, I got busted on 4 out of 5, and that's only because I recognized the picture of Ashley Olsen and clicked no. How sad is that?
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Old 10-31-2003, 12:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I hit 2/5, but in reality I'd hit 'em all.
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Old 10-31-2003, 03:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2003, 05:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 11-01-2003, 01:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 11-01-2003, 05:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Well, Id hit them all, so....
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Old 11-01-2003, 10:21 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2003, 10:41 AM   #17 (permalink)
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im 25. in ireland, 17 is legal. but i wouldnt unless she was 18. but after this test, i'm going to jail for a long time.

i wanted to nail 5 out of 5. dam.

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Old 11-04-2003, 10:42 AM   #18 (permalink)
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think i'd give j-lo a miss though. hate her.
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Old 11-04-2003, 01:34 PM   #19 (permalink)
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think i'd give j-lo a miss though. hate her.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Old 11-04-2003, 04:42 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I missed on J Lo too, but I don't care how old she is I wouldn't hit on her. Otherwise I did pretty good I only hit 1 of 5.
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Old 11-05-2003, 09:12 AM   #21 (permalink)
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no seriously. i hate the bitch. much rather cat deeley.

or put it this way, in ireland the olson twins are legal, i'd hit them before j-lo.
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Old 11-05-2003, 09:21 AM   #22 (permalink)
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mmmmmm ashley

and where the hell is mary kate?
I thought that WAS Mary Kate! ;-)
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Old 11-05-2003, 02:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I said I'd do 'em all.
Hahahah..
I end up with 50% anyway.. that's a pass, right?
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Old 11-05-2003, 03:01 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Id hit em all to be honest but turns out I couldnt identify 3 of the 5, oh well Im a perv shoot me.
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Old 11-05-2003, 06:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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they were all mighty fine ladies, even the younger ones. Now the Olsons are 17, so if you do them both at the same time it's like one 34 year old, right?
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Old 11-05-2003, 11:50 PM   #26 (permalink)
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dude.... they spelled hypocrisy wrong on the first page...

This really decreases the stock I put in the results...
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Old 11-06-2003, 04:24 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Mmmmm 10 out of 10
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Old 11-06-2003, 09:37 AM   #28 (permalink)
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they were all mighty fine ladies, even the younger ones. Now the Olsons are 17, so if you do them both at the same time it's like one 34 year old, right?
possibly the greatest thing i have read in this post. my m8's r.o.f.l.h.a.o. about that.
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Old 11-06-2003, 05:58 PM   #29 (permalink)
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What is it with grown men and children? That is so creepy. Hell, it's hard for a woman to find a man who doesn't act like a child!
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Old 11-07-2003, 05:54 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Ahhh, txlovely. We meet again. I do in no way advocate child pornography and in fact report it when I find it. Anything done to someone in those circumstances is criminal.
I do believe however in the beauty of youth and innocence. I mostly admire grace and an abillity to accept someone for who they are, not who they should be. Growth, nature, the flowering in Spring; that sort of stuff gets me going. As we grow older our minds, bodies, and spirits harden. I also admidt to a certain amount of fantasy about the woman in the picture. She could be the incarnation of what I have dreamt. I prefer a soft touch, a gentle carress if you will. Will you?

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Old 11-07-2003, 06:58 PM   #31 (permalink)
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txlovely: he/she/it said "hard". Hehehhehehehhe

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Old 11-07-2003, 08:32 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Ahhh, txlovely. We meet again. I do in no way advocate child pornography and in fact report it when I find it. Anything done to someone in those circumstances is criminal.
I do believe however in the beauty of youth and innocence. I mostly admire grace and an abillity to accept someone for who they are, not who they should be. Growth, nature, the flowering in Spring; that sort of stuff gets me going. As we grow older our minds, bodies, and spirits harden. I also admidt to a certain amount of fantasy about the woman in the picture. She could be the incarnation of what I have dreamt. I prefer a soft touch, a gentle carress if you will. Will you?
I will not. Forgive me for not finding interest in conversing with someone who would be interested in naked children. I think I'm moving on from this forum. Thought maybe I could get some insight into this disturbing trend of "men" (and I truly use that term loosely), getting their kicks from little girls. Instead I'm further creeped out. I had a teacher friend who said, "I'd take a soft, confident smart, intelligent woman over a 19-year-old hard-bodied idiot any day." That's the kind of man real women are interested in - not the rich ones, not the gorgeous ones. We know that those are just bonuses. Those of us with sense don't want anything to do with the kind of men that fantasize about children.
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Old 11-08-2003, 04:32 PM   #33 (permalink)
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txlovely, I am not a pedophile. I would never be with anyone under 21, mostly because they are confused and secondly because I can't take them to bars. Naked pictures of children are disgusting, and should be reported to the authorities. I simply believe that young women 21-25 are less likely to be bitter (ahem).
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Old 11-08-2003, 06:39 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Misunderstandings flying all over the place. I wonder why a mod hasn't locked this thread yet?
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Old 11-08-2003, 08:24 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Can't anyone see that this thread is tearing us apart!
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Old 11-08-2003, 09:03 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Misunderstandings flying all over the place. I wonder why a mod hasn't locked this thread yet?
sorry, was busy getting dinner.

guys, if you wanna sling insults, do it elsewhere. hell... if you wanna talk about banging minors, do THAT elsewhere, too. thx.
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