The inside joke game
 

Ok.... here's how this will work. User posts an inside joke of theirs, next user along comes up with their own story of the connontation of that inside joke. Simple enough, right? Right. GO.

"Butt pee now?"

You see, what happened was this. KWSN was haveing some fun with his boyfriend and he accidentally peed in his boyfriends ass. Hence the Butt Pee phrase was born!
(that will possibly be the most sick thing I come up with...today)


Hi Goat!

Averett was out in the field when her only friend in the world walked up.

Wasabi!

Jackass inspired Wasabi Snooters. Nuff said.

"LUKE UNIT!"

Bones: mouse rape?
Goat: It wasn't me
Bones: you cheated on me?
Goat: sorry



do the funky dance

mb99usa's funky dance is also known as "the full body dry heave" to everyone else on the dance floor.

Navdeep Alam.

Yzerman loves calling out Navdeep Alam!!! during sex.

Ow my eye!!

Navdeep Alam is the name of the Hindi spiritual "guru" that converted Yzerman to Islam. It was a joke though, because Navdeep is a practical joker and he made up all sorts of weird stuff that Yzerman is supposed to do (to get into heaven). Besides, Navdeep is a hindu and doesn't believe in Islam at all.

Yzerman eventually figured it out when a "Real" muslim told him that he didn't have to where Navdeep's soiled underwear on his head.

Sleeping Rich and Anarchy

Sorry Averett I'm a little drunk. Open your mouth a little wider.

That was fun

JINX!

That was Fun is a phrase used by MB99's priest after the young alterboy showed him the true path to sexual enlightenment.

Sleeping Rich and Anarchy

Sleeping Rich and Anarchy are what Astrocloud dreams about right before his dominatrix whips him.

Fools. You are all fools.

When mb99usa's sensible personality comes out (he's multi-schizophrenic) , he scolds all the other ones, like so.

I didn't mean to do any harm!

KWSN was at a skin bar and he smacked a hooker with a large jug of whiskey, which immediately after he screamed "I didn't mean to do any harm!"


Uhh...turtle?
Monkey!
Wenis!
PEENER!

TerresqueÜ is obsessed with Mussolini and beastiality. Even though he is fond of sex with monkeys and Turtles -he is homophobic and can't even say Penis without a cold shudder.

Needless to say one of his prankish fraternity brothers played a joke on him while he was at the zoo. He allowed TerresqueÜ in a cage with only male turtles and monkeys. TerresqueÜ was heard to exclaim:

Uhh...turtle?
Monkey!
Wenis!
PEENER!




I'm not as dumb as YOU look.

.... He yelled at the mirror. After several minutes waiting for a retort, Astrocloud ordained himself King of wit and celebrated with much feasting and wenches.... er because he's a canibal ... and stuff.


"And what exactly do they have in common?"

prosequence asked that about Bones and the guy Bones blew in that truckstop.

"I thought it was back in ohio!"

...is Cheryl Crows new album title

"And you thought it was ice!!!"

Said to prosequence in retrospect of his taking the wrong fluid tray out of the freezer during the party at the sperm bank.

"Maybe she tele...... tubbed."

Was the slogan unveiled today for the website tubgirl.com


"Pull the string... PULL THE STRING!!"

Prosequence was having a argument with a stereotypical manhating feminist about whether feminine hygene products were part of the Patriarchy. She told him that he could never know what it felt like to be a girl. In order to prove her wrong, prosequence shoved a tampon in his ass and then went to class the next day wearing only a long overcoat.

Once again, she again derided him. He lifted his overcoat, showed her his backside and yelled "Pull the String... PULL THE STRING".



My neck hurts, please rub it... My penis hurts too.

Astrocloud thought she said "pull my finger" and he so he did, he pulled her finger. He seriously regretted it, but yet was somehow turned on by it, too. Then he lit a match... So, Astrocloud is now getting that plastic surgery that he always wanted & he's getting a butt lift while he's on the table already. Fancy, huh?

Bernadette owns a diamond encrusted golden phallus... (Fancy, Huh?)

It's stuck.

yup, Bernadette's gots the bling blingiest phallus evah!

Astrocloud is quite jealous of my phancy phancy diamond encrusted golden phallus.

true story.

Reverting to "It's Stuck..."

The second thing that Astrocloud screamed (the first being OH SHIT!) when being anally raped by an elephant.

I can make an anguish sound. AAAAAAAA! I can only do that once.

KWSN was once held at gun point, the captors told him to scream a sound of anguish into the phone so his parents would send ransom, so he said "I can make an anguish sound. AAAAAAAA! I can only do that once." Just so his captors wouldnt yell at him later when they waned him to do it again.

"BABY WHAT THE FUCK!?"

BABY WHAT THE FUCK !? We can't be out of toothpaste, I just made some yesterday from the dried spinach leaves, don't you remeber?

"May I push in your stool?"

prosequence is uh "happy"
[feel free to insert your own favorite adjective for happy]

damn you bernadette and your lack of inside jokes! *melts*

well I shall post my own to continue...

"The Godfather is like a nudist colony."

psst everyone, down low, hush & stuff

<small>KWSN has a furby collection to reckon all furby collections. he sleeps with his special ones. yup. true story.</small>

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*bump*

I have no idea what's going on, so let's leave it where we left off