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rockzilla · 10-31-2003, 04:19 PM

Top 5 what? Doesn't matter.

Top 5 Prehistoric Hominids

5) Ardipithecus Ramidus
4) Homo Habilis
3) Australopithecus Afarensis
2) Australopithecus Robustus

And the Number 1 Prehistoric Hominid is.....

1) Homo Erectus

Astrocloud · 10-31-2003, 05:06 PM

Top five One Night Stands

5) Random Drunk girl met at party (don't remember name)
4) Sister's friend
3) Some woman from Internet
2) Casey (K.C.?) bisexual waitress
1) Monica (Psych major) (I used psychology to bed this screamer.)

reconmike · 10-31-2003, 05:36 PM

Top 5 places to sleep

5. in bed

4. in the jungle

3. on a ship

2. on the couch

1. in some hotties bed

bundy · 10-31-2003, 06:27 PM

top 5 drinks i consumed last night...

5. that nasty warm beer i bought upstairs at the Orient before we got thrown out.
4. that bourbon and coke that i spilled (poured) over some rich wankers shoes at Cargo.
3. that bourbon and coke that cost me $7.50 at Bungalow 8.
2. that second free beer i was given at that Psych party at the start of the night.
1. the first free beer i was given at said party.

Four Fingers · 11-01-2003, 12:59 AM

Top 5 ABC letters:

5. N
4. A
3. T
2. X
1. V

Sunrise · 11-01-2003, 01:01 AM

Top 5 worst places to wake up:

5. Alone in bed
4. In the gutter
3. Outside half buried in snow
2. In jail
1. Behind the wheel of a car (falling asleep at the wheel = EEK!

)

onetime2 · 11-01-2003, 04:00 AM

Top 5 Reasons the New Department I work for will Fail:

5. The "boss" has no interest in developing his people
4. It's been eight months and they still haven't produced a single thing
3. They tell people what they want to hear and not what's really going on
2. Every other word is a lie to cover their own asses
1. The Director needs to control everything himself and quits when things get too difficult

MikeyChalupa · 11-01-2003, 04:47 AM

Top 5 girls to post on the TB:

5. Any MET Girl
4. Ember
3. Sidney Moon
2. Swan
1. Tammi/Sophie

-Mikey

71classic · 11-01-2003, 08:51 AM

Top Five most urgent requests

5- Sign the papers please

4- Sign the papers

3- C'mon, sign the papers

2- Just sign the papers already

1- Sign the fuckin' papers and get over it!

prosequence · 11-01-2003, 09:39 AM

Top five things you don't want to miss:

5. Your graduation
4. The birth of your first child.
3. Your wedding.
2. 10 minute shopping spree inside a liquor store.

1. The second coming of Christ.

bennyb · 11-01-2003, 10:53 AM

top 5 websites

5. google
4. tilted
3. tubgirl
2. any free porn
1. goatse

:P

vermin · 11-01-2003, 05:48 PM

top 5 numbers:
5. 4
4. 2
3. 1
2. 3
1. 5

Sion · 11-01-2003, 06:16 PM

my top five favorite bodily functions

5. farts
4. knuckle cracking
3. a good healthy shit
2. morning wood
1. orgasms

cchris · 11-01-2003, 06:39 PM

The top five Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

The Cat Went Splat
Fox in Detox
Horton Hires a Ho
My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
Who Shat in the Hat?

realneiga · 11-03-2003, 03:35 PM

65432

The_Dude · 11-03-2003, 03:54 PM

top 5 nascar drivers

5) matt kenseth
4) jeff gordon
3) kevin harvick
2) michael waltrip
1) dale jr

sailor · 11-03-2003, 04:53 PM

Top 5 Movie Fight Scenes

5. Chateau Fight from Matrix Reloaded
4. Helms Deep from LOTR: TTT
3. European Village fight from Saving Private Ryan
2. Lobby Shootout from The Matrix
1. Street Shootout from Heat

iktoweya · 11-03-2003, 08:27 PM

top five blowjobs
5. tomoko (roomie broke her heart and i comforted her)
4. janette (other roomies sister)
3. angela (girl i met for a weekend from missouri)
2. joann (neighbor with big boobies)
1. delinda (some girl i met at my last kegger)

SabrinaFair · 11-03-2003, 08:50 PM

Top Five Things I Love About My Boyfriend
5) He's great in bed
4) He's a good person
3) He's protective of me
2) He's brilliant and a great conversationalist
1) He makes my heart sing

lordjeebus · 11-03-2003, 11:10 PM

Top Five Exotic Fruits
5. Mangosteen
4. Lychee
3. Mango
2. Purple Passion Fruit
1. Guava

mrsandman · 11-04-2003, 05:27 AM

Top five ways to disguise a fart:

1. Blame it on the dog.
2. Cough while opening a can of tuna.
3. Act mad and slam any door.
4. Grab a hammer and act like you’ve found a suddenly loose nail.
5. Open your front and back door and yell : "Isn’t Autumn great?"

crayzeeredhead · 11-04-2003, 10:31 AM

Top five things I should of remebered Before having kids (they're being really horrid right now) :
5) that he was an asshole!
4) that birth control doesn't always work
3) That condoms break
2) that having sex should equal atleast one orgasm!
1) 2 minutes is all it takes to get knocked up!

bernadette · 11-04-2003, 04:53 PM

Top five toppings for pizza:

1) one fuckload of tomato sauce
2) veggies like onion, bell peppers, cooked on tomatoes
3) artichoke hearts
4) some good italian sausage
5) pile on the mozzarella!!!

jalepenos are pretty darn good, too

Fly · 11-04-2003, 08:23 PM

Top 5 beers:

1)this one
2)that one
3)the next one
4)the one after that
5)the last one

mrsandman · 11-04-2003, 10:45 PM

Top 5 ways to reduce street corner begging:

1. Call them over to your vehicle and ask THEM for money.
2. Lay on your horn throughout the entire red light.
3. Digital camera, then come back and show them their picture
and say that they are a big hit on the internet.
4. Jump the curb with the vehicle of your choice.
5. Fire off six rounds from a .357 in their general direction as the light turns green then screech away.

Astrocloud · 11-04-2003, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
Top 5 beers:

Yeah, but it's gotta be imports -Kay?

Batman976 · 11-05-2003, 01:28 AM

Top five things found in a sentence:

5) verbs
4) adverbs
3) commas
2) dramatic pauses
1) nouns

sTghezzo · 11-05-2003, 01:31 PM

Top 5 Things I would do if i was alone in an alley with a Riced out Honda

5) Break out all the lame clear taillights
4) Rip off the pointless spoiler
3) Destroy the stupid looking body kits
2) Break off the recidulous exhaust tip
1) Beat the owner of the car senseless with all the broken parts

Fearless_Hyena · 11-05-2003, 05:54 PM

top five fingers:

5. little
4. the one next to it
3. index
2. middle
1. thumb

crayzeeredhead · 11-06-2003, 08:52 AM

top five bad ideas:
5.)mine
4.)mine
3) ohh look mine again!
2) my boyfriend's
1)my mother's

mrsandman · 11-07-2003, 06:56 AM

Top 5 list of "Post a Top Five List":

1. That hilarious one by mrsandman about farts.
2. That priceless one by mrsandman about beggers.
3. That humdrum one by mrsandman about the top five list.
4. That informative one by Sion about body functions.
5. That sad one by crayzeeredhead about kids.

10-31-2003, 04:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Post a Top 5 list Top 5 what? Doesn't matter. Top 5 Prehistoric Hominids 5) Ardipithecus Ramidus 4) Homo Habilis 3) Australopithecus Afarensis 2) Australopithecus Robustus And the Number 1 Prehistoric Hominid is..... 1) Homo Erectus

10-31-2003, 05:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
reconmike Thank You Jesus Location: Twilight Zone	Top 5 places to sleep 5. in bed 4. in the jungle 3. on a ship 2. on the couch 1. in some hotties bed __________________ Where is Darwin when ya need him?

10-31-2003, 06:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	top 5 drinks i consumed last night... 5. that nasty warm beer i bought upstairs at the Orient before we got thrown out. 4. that bourbon and coke that i spilled (poured) over some rich wankers shoes at Cargo. 3. that bourbon and coke that cost me $7.50 at Bungalow 8. 2. that second free beer i was given at that Psych party at the start of the night. 1. the first free beer i was given at said party. __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-01-2003, 12:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	Top 5 ABC letters: 5. N 4. A 3. T 2. X 1. V __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

11-01-2003, 04:00 AM	#7 (permalink)
onetime2 Junkie Location: NJ	Top 5 Reasons the New Department I work for will Fail: 5. The "boss" has no interest in developing his people 4. It's been eight months and they still haven't produced a single thing 3. They tell people what they want to hear and not what's really going on 2. Every other word is a lie to cover their own asses 1. The Director needs to control everything himself and quits when things get too difficult __________________ Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

10-31-2003, 05:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Top five One Night Stands 5) Random Drunk girl met at party (don't remember name) 4) Sister's friend 3) Some woman from Internet 2) Casey (K.C.?) bisexual waitress 1) Monica (Psych major) (I used psychology to bed this screamer.)

11-01-2003, 01:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sunrise Crazy Location: Melbourne, Australia	Top 5 worst places to wake up: 5. Alone in bed 4. In the gutter 3. Outside half buried in snow 2. In jail 1. Behind the wheel of a car (falling asleep at the wheel = EEK! )

11-01-2003, 04:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Top 5 girls to post on the TB: 5. Any MET Girl 4. Ember 3. Sidney Moon 2. Swan 1. Tammi/Sophie -Mikey

11-01-2003, 08:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
71classic Upright	Top Five most urgent requests 5- Sign the papers please 4- Sign the papers 3- C'mon, sign the papers 2- Just sign the papers already 1- Sign the fuckin' papers and get over it! __________________ The only normal people are the ones you don't really know.

11-01-2003, 09:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	Top five things you don't want to miss: 5. Your graduation 4. The birth of your first child. 3. Your wedding. 2. 10 minute shopping spree inside a liquor store. 1. The second coming of Christ. __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

11-01-2003, 10:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
bennyb Banned	top 5 websites 5. google 4. tilted 3. tubgirl 2. any free porn 1. goatse :P

11-01-2003, 05:48 PM	#12 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	top 5 numbers: 5. 4 4. 2 3. 1 2. 3 1. 5 __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

11-01-2003, 06:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	my top five favorite bodily functions 5. farts 4. knuckle cracking 3. a good healthy shit 2. morning wood 1. orgasms __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

11-01-2003, 06:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The top five Rejected Dr. Seuss Books The Cat Went Splat Fox in Detox Horton Hires a Ho My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket Who Shat in the Hat? __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

11-03-2003, 03:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
realneiga Upright	65432 Last edited by realneiga; 11-03-2003 at 03:56 PM..

11-03-2003, 03:54 PM	#16 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	top 5 nascar drivers 5) matt kenseth 4) jeff gordon 3) kevin harvick 2) michael waltrip 1) dale jr __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

11-03-2003, 04:53 PM	#17 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	Top 5 Movie Fight Scenes 5. Chateau Fight from Matrix Reloaded 4. Helms Deep from LOTR: TTT 3. European Village fight from Saving Private Ryan 2. Lobby Shootout from The Matrix 1. Street Shootout from Heat __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

11-03-2003, 08:27 PM	#18 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	top five blowjobs 5. tomoko (roomie broke her heart and i comforted her) 4. janette (other roomies sister) 3. angela (girl i met for a weekend from missouri) 2. joann (neighbor with big boobies) 1. delinda (some girl i met at my last kegger) __________________ i miss K-Wise

11-03-2003, 08:50 PM	#19 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Top Five Things I Love About My Boyfriend 5) He's great in bed 4) He's a good person 3) He's protective of me 2) He's brilliant and a great conversationalist 1) He makes my heart sing __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

11-03-2003, 11:10 PM	#20 (permalink)
lordjeebus ‚±‚Ìˆó˜U‚ª–Ú‚É“ü‚ç‚Ê‚© Location: College	Top Five Exotic Fruits 5. Mangosteen 4. Lychee 3. Mango 2. Purple Passion Fruit 1. Guava

11-04-2003, 05:27 AM	#21 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Top five ways to disguise a fart: 1. Blame it on the dog. 2. Cough while opening a can of tuna. 3. Act mad and slam any door. 4. Grab a hammer and act like you’ve found a suddenly loose nail. 5. Open your front and back door and yell : "Isn’t Autumn great?" __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

11-04-2003, 10:31 AM	#22 (permalink)
crayzeeredhead Tilted Location: here& there but here today	Top five things I should of remebered Before having kids (they're being really horrid right now) : 5) that he was an asshole! 4) that birth control doesn't always work 3) That condoms break 2) that having sex should equal atleast one orgasm! 1) 2 minutes is all it takes to get knocked up! __________________ For everything there is a neverending cycle- birth, death, rebirth. Evil can and will not exist without good and visa versa. You also reap what you sew. There is a sliver of truth in every saying -those are a few!!

11-04-2003, 04:53 PM	#23 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Top five toppings for pizza: 1) one fuckload of tomato sauce 2) veggies like onion, bell peppers, cooked on tomatoes 3) artichoke hearts 4) some good italian sausage 5) pile on the mozzarella!!! jalepenos are pretty darn good, too __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-04-2003, 08:23 PM	#24 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Top 5 beers: 1)this one 2)that one 3)the next one 4)the one after that 5)the last one __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-04-2003, 10:45 PM	#25 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Top 5 ways to reduce street corner begging: 1. Call them over to your vehicle and ask THEM for money. 2. Lay on your horn throughout the entire red light. 3. Digital camera, then come back and show them their picture and say that they are a big hit on the internet. 4. Jump the curb with the vehicle of your choice. 5. Fire off six rounds from a .357 in their general direction as the light turns green then screech away. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

11-05-2003, 01:28 AM	#27 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Top five things found in a sentence: 5) verbs 4) adverbs 3) commas 2) dramatic pauses 1) nouns

11-05-2003, 01:31 PM	#28 (permalink)
sTghezzo Loser Location: hi	Top 5 Things I would do if i was alone in an alley with a Riced out Honda 5) Break out all the lame clear taillights 4) Rip off the pointless spoiler 3) Destroy the stupid looking body kits 2) Break off the recidulous exhaust tip 1) Beat the owner of the car senseless with all the broken parts

11-05-2003, 05:54 PM	#29 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	top five fingers: 5. little 4. the one next to it 3. index 2. middle 1. thumb

11-06-2003, 08:52 AM	#30 (permalink)
crayzeeredhead Tilted Location: here& there but here today	top five bad ideas: 5.)mine 4.)mine 3) ohh look mine again! 2) my boyfriend's 1)my mother's __________________ For everything there is a neverending cycle- birth, death, rebirth. Evil can and will not exist without good and visa versa. You also reap what you sew. There is a sliver of truth in every saying -those are a few!!

11-07-2003, 06:56 AM	#31 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Top 5 list of "Post a Top Five List": 1. That hilarious one by mrsandman about farts. 2. That priceless one by mrsandman about beggers. 3. That humdrum one by mrsandman about the top five list. 4. That informative one by Sion about body functions. 5. That sad one by crayzeeredhead about kids. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.