When Wiping Part Two! Wad or Fold? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

eyeronic · 04-29-2003, 10:27 PM

Although I was in the crushing majority in Wiping Part One as a sitting wiper, I think I'll lose this one. Alas, I am a folder. And yes, I do wash my hands very well afterwards even on the drunken ocassions when I've wadded.

Also, for you fancy pantses, I'll include the old bidet.

(See third post for joke.)

**edit** Don't forget to vote in wiping part one!

vermin · 04-29-2003, 10:57 PM

You seem to be a little TOO interested in our bathroom habits, dude. Seek help.

eyeronic · 04-29-2003, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vermin
You seem to be a little TOO interested in our bathroom habits, dude. Seek help.

I seeked it and they told me I was healthy, as long as I keep this in nonsense, I'm okay. Noticed you didn't vote. Am I to assume you use your bare hand?

Quick Joke:

A bear is taking a shit in the forest and a little bunny hops up. The bear says to the bunny, "Hey there little bunny, does shit ever stick to your fir?" "Why no, mister bear, never," the bunny replies. So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes with him.

Somenosuke · 04-29-2003, 11:17 PM

Fold.

SecretMethod70 · 04-29-2003, 11:36 PM

Wad. Sure, it wastes some paper, but I find it gaves the maximum paper barrier.

Whenever I get a home however it will have a bidet. I don't understand why these haven't cought on more - I mean, PAPER?!?! How do people think that's sanitary? *shakes head*

I tried to get my parents to get a pseudo-bidet when they redid our bathroom - a little thing in the toilet that acts like a bidet - but they thought I was crazy - plus it was expensive.

It must run in the family though, this got brought up at a family gathering that I wanted them to get a bidet and it turns out one of my uncle's has his body down to a rhythm so that he does "#2" around the same time every day and it's at a time when he can shower right afterwards. Another uses water and WASHES rather than wipes.

Again, how do people think WIPING with PAPER is sanitary??? I just don't get it.

eyeronic · 04-29-2003, 11:39 PM

Hey SecretMethod70:
I have only used a bidet once, but it does get you the cleanest. I secretly loved it, that doesn't make me gay right?

hotzot · 04-29-2003, 11:57 PM

sorry, yes...yes it does.

vermin · 04-29-2003, 11:59 PM

It makes you VERY gay.

Fold for triple thickness.

Do nut assume. It makes an ass out of u, m, and a donut (the e is silent)

eyeronic · 04-30-2003, 12:05 AM

Damn, now I'll have to give up my gorgeous girlfriend. Fuck!

Frosstbyte · 04-30-2003, 12:13 AM

Not going to lie, I fold. Three sheets folded in half does the trick. Of course (not to get too graphic), if you know things are...worse...adjust accordingly, but for the stardard I do that.

eyeronic · 04-30-2003, 06:18 AM

Yes, folders are winning! I am so relieved to be a part of the sitting folder majority. I need more votes though for a good poll. So... *bump* oh, excuse me, did I do that?

troit · 04-30-2003, 06:53 AM

Fold -- all the way.

Spinach_Indeed · 04-30-2003, 11:39 AM

I Wad, mostly out of laziness

John_Gault · 04-30-2003, 12:35 PM

Wadding, for more scrubbing action.

platypus · 04-30-2003, 12:41 PM

That's it, I'm out. I fold.

phoenix1002 · 04-30-2003, 01:57 PM

I fold... uses less paper, and is less... abrasive... that way.

Hycdubg · 04-30-2003, 02:36 PM

Yes, but do you all wipe front to back or back to front?

Wait don't answer that, I am learning more about TFPers than I have ever cared to know.

G_Whiz · 04-30-2003, 03:54 PM

What the heck is this? An oragami class?

Wad it up, wipe and get on with life.

Somenosuke · 04-30-2003, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
What the heck is this? An oragami class?

Wad it up, wipe and get on with life.

I just got a most distressing mental picture of some big burly man wiping his ass with a delicate toilet paper crane. I am ruined for life.

crackpot · 04-30-2003, 04:12 PM

Fold.
I was once on the crapper at my girlfriend's mother's place, and ran out of toilet paper before I was, uh, done. With no spare roll in sight, I actually unpeeled the cardboard roll and used that.
Just like McGyver would've done, I imagine.

zf0enix · 04-30-2003, 04:38 PM

I remember hearing that Howard Stern used to be so "anal" about his ass that he would carry baby wipes with him to the bathroom. Then after using TP, he would use a single wipe and check it for evidence. He would keep wiping/checking until nothing remained, then once more for good measure. Unfortunately for him, he developed an "anal fissure" (look it up), and had to relax a little.

How's that for too much information?

nefarious · 05-01-2003, 11:38 PM

people who fold it all carefully are just too obsessive compulsive to me

eyeronic · 05-02-2003, 12:11 AM

My theory is that you do whatever your parents taught you to do as a tyke. Looks now like it's 50/50 so I think everybody can feel secure in their wiping habits.

eyeronic · 05-02-2003, 08:05 AM

need more votes....
*bump*

riptide4070 · 05-06-2003, 05:35 PM

What can I say, I like precision...therefore I'm a folder.

Zotz · 05-08-2003, 07:55 PM

fold......wipe........fold again.......wipe again.......wad......flush

limited · 05-08-2003, 08:25 PM

Usually Wad, but i also encircle the hand with TP, more of a wrap if you will.

05-08-2003, 10:13 PM

I wad. Also, I'm curious about the bidet method... after the water hits your ass, does it stay wet or do you THEN use TP to blot and dry?

degrawj · 05-09-2003, 12:30 AM

i used to wad when i was a kid, but then i found out it's easier if you fold.

sierra2774 · 05-10-2003, 11:43 AM

I wad it...But I would love to have a Bidet, because I am such a clean freak....A Friend of mine does and it is awesome...

rogue49 · 05-10-2003, 12:07 PM

Why give respect to shit?
Wad that sucker up.

ARTelevision · 05-10-2003, 01:46 PM

I can't even imagine not folding....

Quadraton · 05-10-2003, 02:18 PM

Ewww....

Next topic please

duckduck · 05-10-2003, 08:20 PM

Fold. Wadding just seems to spear it all over me bum. Must be my technique

Fly · 05-10-2003, 09:08 PM

okay...insert left thumb into toilet paper tube.
grasp outer layer of "charmen"with index,middle,ring and pinky fingers.
hold firmly...
grab 1st "ticket" with right hand and in a forward motion..complete "3" revolutions around your left hand holding the roll.
tear "ticket" at nearest perforation and wipe away.

Modo · 05-11-2003, 11:30 AM

<b><font color=FFFF00 size=+1 face="comic sans ms">this is very wrong... sic</font></b>

wraithhibn · 05-11-2003, 12:42 PM

one more for folders

alpha · 05-11-2003, 12:48 PM

fold.

eyeronic · 05-11-2003, 07:17 PM

No one has a bidet? I would use one. I still want to know how you dry off afterwards though. Do you use toilet paper or a towel? Is soap used?

BulletBob · 05-11-2003, 07:29 PM

Stand and Wad

I don't think I've even seen a bidet

View Poll Results: Do you wad or fold your toilet paper when wiping?
Fold	35	53.85%
Wad	29	44.62%
I squirt water into my butt with a Bidet	1	1.54%
Voters: 65. You may not vote on this poll

04-29-2003, 10:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	When Wiping Part Two! Wad or Fold?(now w/ bonus joke) Although I was in the crushing majority in Wiping Part One as a sitting wiper, I think I'll lose this one. Alas, I am a folder. And yes, I do wash my hands very well afterwards even on the drunken ocassions when I've wadded. Also, for you fancy pantses, I'll include the old bidet. (See third post for joke.) edit Don't forget to vote in wiping part one! __________________ I hold with those that favor fire. Last edited by eyeronic; 04-30-2003 at 12:47 AM..

04-29-2003, 10:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	You seem to be a little TOO interested in our bathroom habits, dude. Seek help. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-29-2003, 11:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	Fold. __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

04-29-2003, 11:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	Wad. Sure, it wastes some paper, but I find it gaves the maximum paper barrier. Whenever I get a home however it will have a bidet. I don't understand why these haven't cought on more - I mean, PAPER?!?! How do people think that's sanitary? shakes head I tried to get my parents to get a pseudo-bidet when they redid our bathroom - a little thing in the toilet that acts like a bidet - but they thought I was crazy - plus it was expensive. It must run in the family though, this got brought up at a family gathering that I wanted them to get a bidet and it turns out one of my uncle's has his body down to a rhythm so that he does "#2" around the same time every day and it's at a time when he can shower right afterwards. Another uses water and WASHES rather than wipes. Again, how do people think WIPING with PAPER is sanitary??? I just don't get it. __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

04-29-2003, 11:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	Hey SecretMethod70: I have only used a bidet once, but it does get you the cleanest. I secretly loved it, that doesn't make me gay right? __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

04-29-2003, 11:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	sorry, yes...yes it does. __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

04-29-2003, 11:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	It makes you VERY gay. Fold for triple thickness. Do nut assume. It makes an ass out of u, m, and a donut (the e is silent) __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-30-2003, 12:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	Damn, now I'll have to give up my gorgeous girlfriend. Fuck! __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

04-30-2003, 12:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
Frosstbyte Winter is Coming Location: The North	Not going to lie, I fold. Three sheets folded in half does the trick. Of course (not to get too graphic), if you know things are...worse...adjust accordingly, but for the stardard I do that.

04-30-2003, 06:18 AM	#11 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	Yes, folders are winning! I am so relieved to be a part of the sitting folder majority. I need more votes though for a good poll. So... bump oh, excuse me, did I do that? __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

04-30-2003, 06:53 AM	#12 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Fold -- all the way. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-30-2003, 11:39 AM	#13 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	I Wad, mostly out of laziness __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

04-30-2003, 12:35 PM	#14 (permalink)
John_Gault Crazy Location: Beach House on the Moon	Wadding, for more scrubbing action. __________________ The battle against abject stupidity cannot be fought with reason. I am Head inquisitor in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does... Join the Revolution!

04-30-2003, 12:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	That's it, I'm out. I fold. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-06-2003, 05:35 PM	#25 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	What can I say, I like precision...therefore I'm a folder. __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-08-2003, 07:55 PM	#26 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	fold......wipe........fold again.......wipe again.......wad......flush

04-30-2003, 01:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
phoenix1002 Psycho Location: lost	I fold... uses less paper, and is less... abrasive... that way. __________________ I'd rather be climbing... I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

04-30-2003, 02:36 PM	#17 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Yes, but do you all wipe front to back or back to front? Wait don't answer that, I am learning more about TFPers than I have ever cared to know. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-30-2003, 03:54 PM	#18 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	What the heck is this? An oragami class? Wad it up, wipe and get on with life. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

04-30-2003, 04:12 PM	#20 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Fold. I was once on the crapper at my girlfriend's mother's place, and ran out of toilet paper before I was, uh, done. With no spare roll in sight, I actually unpeeled the cardboard roll and used that. Just like McGyver would've done, I imagine.

04-30-2003, 04:38 PM	#21 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	I remember hearing that Howard Stern used to be so "anal" about his ass that he would carry baby wipes with him to the bathroom. Then after using TP, he would use a single wipe and check it for evidence. He would keep wiping/checking until nothing remained, then once more for good measure. Unfortunately for him, he developed an "anal fissure" (look it up), and had to relax a little. How's that for too much information? __________________ One step closer to the edge...

05-01-2003, 11:38 PM	#22 (permalink)
nefarious Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	people who fold it all carefully are just too obsessive compulsive to me __________________ Si vis pacem, para bellum. - Vegetius "Do Re Mil.3, Prol.

05-02-2003, 12:11 AM	#23 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	My theory is that you do whatever your parents taught you to do as a tyke. Looks now like it's 50/50 so I think everybody can feel secure in their wiping habits. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

05-02-2003, 08:05 AM	#24 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	need more votes.... bump __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

05-08-2003, 08:25 PM	#27 (permalink)
limited Crazy Location: upstate, NY	Usually Wad, but i also encircle the hand with TP, more of a wrap if you will.

05-08-2003, 10:13 PM	#28 (permalink)
noodle Guest	I wad. Also, I'm curious about the bidet method... after the water hits your ass, does it stay wet or do you THEN use TP to blot and dry?

05-09-2003, 12:30 AM	#29 (permalink)
degrawj I'm still waiting... Location: West Linn, OR	i used to wad when i was a kid, but then i found out it's easier if you fold.

05-10-2003, 11:43 AM	#30 (permalink)
sierra2774 Addict Location: Northeast Ohio	I wad it...But I would love to have a Bidet, because I am such a clean freak....A Friend of mine does and it is awesome... __________________ "Every tomorrow brings new opportunities, challenges we must address...A chance to affirm all our wishes and dreams, to seek beauty and true happiness."

05-10-2003, 12:07 PM	#31 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	Why give respect to shit? Wad that sucker up.

05-10-2003, 01:46 PM	#32 (permalink)
ARTelevision I change Location: USA	I can't even imagine not folding.... __________________ create evolution

05-10-2003, 02:18 PM	#33 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Ewww.... Next topic please __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

05-10-2003, 08:20 PM	#34 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Fold. Wadding just seems to spear it all over me bum. Must be my technique __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

05-10-2003, 09:08 PM	#35 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	okay...insert left thumb into toilet paper tube. grasp outer layer of "charmen"with index,middle,ring and pinky fingers. hold firmly... grab 1st "ticket" with right hand and in a forward motion..complete "3" revolutions around your left hand holding the roll. tear "ticket" at nearest perforation and wipe away. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-11-2003, 11:30 AM	#36 (permalink)
Modo delusional Location: USA half way between East and West	<b><font color=FFFF00 size=+1 face="comic sans ms">this is very wrong... sic</font></b>

05-11-2003, 12:42 PM	#37 (permalink)
wraithhibn Dopefish Location: the 'Ville	one more for folders __________________ If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

05-11-2003, 12:48 PM	#38 (permalink)
alpha Insane Location: Finland	fold.