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01-10-2004, 11:22 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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My girl drives a pickup truck
my girl has really good luck my girl, she's got a pet duck and my girl is a heck of a friend
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01-10-2004, 12:32 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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wow, that is a nice box your wife has! (i can't believe i just typed that...)
i'll bet your wife has a mean punch and a badass right hook, too, eh? <img src="http://www.britta.com/mardigras/recipes/punch.jpg"> <img src="http://www.goldcrownjewelers.com/hook.jpg"> i know... groan BOO!!!!!11 but hey................ flyman started it!!!!!
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01-11-2004, 11:09 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Pandora's Box
Aerosmith When i'm in heat Someone gets a notion I jump to my feet I hoof it to the ocean We hit a beach Where no one gives a hoot Nobody never ever wears a suit The ladies there They look so proud That's 'cause they know That they've been so well endowed Now, i ain't much For fannie's conversation Or care to much About her operation But every time pandora comes my way I get high Can't explain the sensation To get it on I gotta watch what i say Or i'll catch hell From the women's liberation Chorus: Sweet pandora God-like aura Smell like a flora Open up your door-a for me Sweet pandora God-like aura Smell like a flora Open up your door-a for me Sweet pandora Mama crack a smile for me Just for me, just for me Just for me, just for me Just for me, just for me Just for me Now i ain't what You'd call a city slicker Or claim to fame To be a slitty licker But every time pandora comes my way I get high Can't explain the sensation To get it on I gotta watch what i say Or i'll catch hell From the women's liberation Chorus
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