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Let me start:

You know it's time to dump your girlfriend when she becomes your mother.

You know it's time to wash your ass when you can smell it.

You know it's time to find a parking space when you could have been in the store by now.



Please add your own.

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moonstrucksoul

You know it's time to buy more potl when your baggy is empty

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:::OshnSoul:::

^^^somebody's going through withdrawls- poor baby!

You know it's time to buy a new car when people hesitate to step in it.

SVT01Cobra

You know it's time to die when your heart stops pumping.

KWSN

You know it's time to shut up when your name is al sharpton

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Your arms are broken!

uncle phil

you know it's time to buy a new watch when she says "i can't remember when the last one was..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

VF19

You know its time to procrastinate when you have a whole hour to do that essay on genetics.

KWSN

You know it's time to masturbate whenever

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Your arms are broken!

tenchi069

You know it's time to when she jumps on you and pins you to the bed

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Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

Fremen

You know it's time to amscray when your neighbor comes home early.

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:::OshnSoul:::

saw this literally last night from a truck on the busy road:

You know it's time to get a new car when your hood flies off onto the road.

Munku

You know it's time for a nice BJ when you need a McGriddle..

DEI37

You know it's time to have sex when you get a boner!

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grumpyolddude

You know it's time to serve the fries when the bell goes "ding."

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tenchi069

ding fries are done
ding fries are done
ding fries are done.... hehe make it stop, make it stop!

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Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.