The Official "Ask Stiltzkin" thread (jumping on the bandwagon)

[bundy]

what part of your body do wish people took more photographs of?

[Astrocloud]

Stiltzkin eats boogers!

[Astrocloud]

Now say you have some socks on the floor by your bed and one pair is clean and the other is dirty. If they both look clean -how do you tell them apart?

[Stiltzkin]

bundy:
Their succulent craniums

Astrocloud:
You can just ask them

[Astrocloud]

Stiltzkin, your socks answer that they don't know -but you must put them on - how do you decide?

[Stiltzkin]

Astrocloud:
Be more firm when asking

[Astrocloud]

So Stiltskin, (and I'm trying to be firm here)

HAVE YOU EVER WORN SHOES WITHOUT SOCKS?
IS IT UNCOMFORTABLE?

[Fly]

my penis is green and i don't understand?

zanzibar and things like such?

time?

[Stiltzkin]

Astrocloud:
I meant... be more firm when asking your socks
Either that or just waft their scent towards ya to see if they're smelly
And yes, I have worn shoes without socks, and yes, it is uncomfortable.

flyman:
Your penis is green because you have spilt green paint on it
zanzibar is my friend in Jamaica.
Time = money.

[Astrocloud]

Stiltzkin sniffs stinky socks


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[Astrocloud]

Stiltzkin have you ever farted somewhere and blamed it on someone else?

[Stiltzkin]

Astrocloud:
Yes, I have done this a multitude of times. It is *always* my brother who farts, never me

[Astrocloud]

What's the name of your barber?

[Fly]

do you like chicks?

have you ever eaten a cat?

you got the time man?