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Old 02-10-2004, 09:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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THE "ASK BIVENS" THREAD

you can ask me any question you like and i will do my best to answer it

if you do not get the answer you were looking for, then you must have a geranium in your cranium
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Old 02-10-2004, 09:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Do penguins have boogers?
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Old 02-10-2004, 10:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Do penguins have boogers?
Animal Farm, written by George Orwell, is an allegory of modern capitalism and greed and the oppression of the proletariat by the bourgeoise.
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Old 02-11-2004, 01:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What kind of boogers do penguins have?
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Old 02-11-2004, 02:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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do you put out?
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Old 02-11-2004, 06:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your favorite color?
WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Old 02-11-2004, 07:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Do you think that this task is too big?
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Old 02-11-2004, 01:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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If I asked you to have sex with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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Old 02-11-2004, 01:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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what is the sound of one hand clapping?

do bears shit in the forest?

do you have change for a dollar?
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Old 02-11-2004, 01:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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What is the name of the object which is the furthest object from us that we know about?
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Old 02-11-2004, 02:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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whats this rash on my scrotum?
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Old 02-11-2004, 07:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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whats this rash on my scrotum?
LOL!!

well, whats this pain i get when i try to wee??

and why haven't you answered any of our questions?

have you given up?

why have you given up?

are you not a committed TFP nonsense freak?

are you interested in seeing Britney Spears do a private strip show for you and one other guest?

have you been to Japan?

if yes, did you love it?

are you a Linux, Windows or Mac user?
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:22 PM   #13 (permalink)
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IN ANSWER TO ALL THE QUESTIONS:

hey there Halx what's up man

quickedit: this thread does not deliver
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Were you in Bellbivdevoe?
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Old 02-11-2004, 09:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Were you in Bellbivdevoe?
no and you wouldn't believe how many questions i get that ask that

i guess the rapper dude and i share the same last name or something
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Old 02-12-2004, 11:51 AM   #16 (permalink)
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IN ANSWER TO ALL THE QUESTIONS:

hey there Halx what's up man

quickedit: this thread does not deliver
I feel cheated somehow...
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Old 02-12-2004, 02:51 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I'm suprised people still participate in what's to be known as the official ask me thread number 502.
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Old 02-12-2004, 05:20 PM   #18 (permalink)
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this is nonsense munky, why are you surprised??



hey Bivens, were you in Bellbivdevoe??
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Old 02-12-2004, 05:21 PM   #19 (permalink)
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What's a Bellbivdevoe?
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Old 02-12-2004, 06:21 PM   #20 (permalink)
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What's a Bellbivdevoe?
more to the point, who's in Bellbivdevoe??

are you Bivens?
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Old 02-12-2004, 10:19 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Are we there yet?
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Old 02-12-2004, 10:29 PM   #22 (permalink)
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more to the point, who's in Bellbivdevoe??

are you Bivens?
NO
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Old 02-12-2004, 10:29 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Are we there yet?
IF YOU DONT BE QUIET I WILL TURN THIS FORUM AROUND AND GO HOME
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Old 02-12-2004, 10:30 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I'm suprised people still participate in what's to be known as the official ask me thread number 502.
no one held a gun to your head and forced you to click it
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:26 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Bivens, there are a few essential questions that have not been asked yet.

who are you?
where have you come from?
and why are you here?
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Old 02-13-2004, 08:04 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Bivens, there are a few essential questions that have not been asked yet.

who are you?
where have you come from?
and why are you here?
1) 18 year old student from Bakersfield, CA
2) the Something Awful Forums
3) TO HAVE FUN AND MAKE FRIENDS AND DISCUSS THE EVOLUTION OF HUMANITY, SEXUALITY, AND PHILOSOPHY

any more essential questions?!?!?!?!
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