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Old 02-16-2004, 04:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Your very last words...

The concept:

Put down what you would say on your deathbed.

Remember, this is Nonsense.



Mine:

*gasping for breath*
I regret......never seeing ......"Honey, I Blew Up The Kid"...sighhh......
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Old 02-16-2004, 05:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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the bored mongol would hoard hoards of boards unless the bored mongol was driving his ford beside of the fjord when the hoards of boards made him beyond bored of boards.

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Old 02-16-2004, 05:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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.......he looks...Glorious....."
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Old 02-16-2004, 06:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 02-16-2004, 06:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The fortune... in diamonds is .... hidden in...the ...GGHBAKUHUjhjhjhhsdgga!

Always keep them guessing...
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Old 02-16-2004, 06:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Originally posted by bernadette
the bored mongol would hoard hoards of boards unless the bored mongol was driving his ford beside of the fjord when the hoards of boards made him beyond bored of boards.

Good one, bernie.


*whispers*
Get your knee....off my chest!
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Old 02-16-2004, 06:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-16-2004, 09:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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*buried w/ portion of ass in the air*


"kiss my hairy white ass"
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Old 02-16-2004, 10:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 02-16-2004, 11:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
is you wicked?
 
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(Blatantly ripped off from Futurama)
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Old 02-17-2004, 12:47 AM   #11 (permalink)
Comment or else!!
 
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"I fucking hate you! I never loved you!"

doesn't that gonna make them feel bad...?
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Old 02-17-2004, 01:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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hahahahaha.....this is where the shit gets expensive, and i've left you nothing to pay for it........hahahahaha *cough* life's a bitch, good thing this is the stop where i get off the train.
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Old 02-17-2004, 02:43 AM   #13 (permalink)
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"... i changed my will, you're all getting..."
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Old 02-17-2004, 06:39 AM   #14 (permalink)
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"Hey, I didn't even eat the mousse."
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Old 02-17-2004, 07:17 AM   #15 (permalink)
I aim to misbehave!
 
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Not going to say anything. I will have a harmonica handy so that when I feel I am going I will put it in my mouth and go out on a nice chord.
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Old 02-17-2004, 07:25 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Uh. I'll have the cake, please.
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Old 02-17-2004, 01:48 PM   #17 (permalink)
Is In Love
 
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Ouch.
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Old 02-17-2004, 03:05 PM   #18 (permalink)
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"Let me get this straight... I've lived a mostly virtuous life... never killed anyone... never molested children... never passed on the right lane... my last meal is liquified Jell-O and... mash potatoes?

...

I mean, death row convicts actually... have a choice ... ...

...

I'm... haunting your asses... *siiiiiiighhhhhh*
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Old 02-17-2004, 04:07 PM   #19 (permalink)
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"Rosebud..."
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Old 02-17-2004, 07:53 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2004, 11:13 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Them: "GH, are you mad? It will destroy us all!"

Me: "As long as all is destroyed with us."
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Old 02-17-2004, 11:17 PM   #22 (permalink)
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"... is that the best you've got?? come on, give it to me!! leave me breathless!!"
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Old 02-17-2004, 11:30 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2004, 11:37 PM   #24 (permalink)
Thor
 
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Wait, I want to change my answer to:

"It's not me that will die, it is the world that will end."
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Old 02-17-2004, 11:46 PM   #25 (permalink)
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"...good evening gentlemen...'
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Old 02-18-2004, 01:45 AM   #26 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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*gasps out*
Nurse....one last spongebath...
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Old 02-18-2004, 02:26 AM   #27 (permalink)
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....I finally know all......42.....
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Old 02-18-2004, 02:48 AM   #28 (permalink)
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"Hey Scott, twenty bucks says I'll make it!"
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Old 02-18-2004, 06:02 AM   #29 (permalink)
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"... and if i'm lying, may the gods stike me dead where i stand!"

*croak*
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Old 02-18-2004, 06:14 AM   #30 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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5...4...3...2...1...and...cut!
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:52 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I havent decided between a few:

"What Bus?" Splat

"It only hurts when I laugh"

"ouch"

"I never did find out how much that dog in the window was"

I feel like I have another one but for the life of me I cant remember what it is.
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Old 02-18-2004, 08:57 AM   #32 (permalink)
I aim to misbehave!
 
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Hey, ya'all, watch this.
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Old 02-18-2004, 10:17 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I tried to tell you that I didn't feel good!
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Old 02-18-2004, 10:18 AM   #34 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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Originally posted by rockogre
Hey, ya'all, watch this.
I think we have a winner!
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Old 02-18-2004, 11:32 AM   #35 (permalink)
Devoted
 
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My God, honey, that was the best I've ever had.
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Old 02-18-2004, 11:35 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I will probably say: "Hey, what's tha..."

If I had time to thing I would like to follow in the imortal words of Socrates:

"I drank what?"
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Old 02-18-2004, 12:08 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Recordings show that most people's last (sudden) words are "Oh, shit...!"
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Old 02-18-2004, 02:34 PM   #38 (permalink)
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"So you don't think i should do this?!"
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Old 02-18-2004, 03:01 PM   #39 (permalink)
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"Hey! What's this? These look like live power cables! I know I shouldn't touch them, but I will anyway, because I'm Homer Simp... *BBZZZZZZZZBZBZGHRAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHBZBZZZ*
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Old 02-18-2004, 03:20 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by fhqwhgads
"Hey Scott, twenty bucks says I'll make it!"
Those are now my new words to say when I pass away.
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