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Old 02-24-2004, 10:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ban "Stupid people" marraige

i think we should amend a ban on stupid people getting married, whether it be to other stupid people, or if theyre trying to drag "normal" people into their class of inteligence

"Stupid people" should also not be able to do the following:
- Drive
- Establish credit
- Travel outside the country
- Travel Inside the country
- Have emotions
- Watch any form of TV, movie, or other event in which any situation takes place
- Own pets
- Procreate
- Adopt
- Get Abortions
- Own a firearm
- Shoot a firearm
- Smell nice
- Eat in public
- Have relatives
- Use a computer
- Use a telephone
- Own or operate any device used for cooking

...so who's with me?
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Old 02-24-2004, 11:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I hope you're joking about this...and hope that the Mod either moves this to Nonsense or Humor...or delete it..
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Old 02-24-2004, 11:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I hope you're joking about this...and hope that the Mod either moves this to Nonsense or Humor...or delete it..
Yup. and stop plugging your own website in your sig.
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Old 02-24-2004, 11:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Stupid people piss me off.
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Old 02-25-2004, 12:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Moved to "Nonsense".
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Old 02-25-2004, 12:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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How do you determine if someone is stupid?

Can anyone else sense some irony with this thread....and then, even myself or anyone else posting in it?
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Old 02-25-2004, 01:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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<---------- i'm with stupid

oh shit wait... that's me...
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:14 AM   #8 (permalink)
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OK, let's ban stupid mariage, and while we're at it, can we tax self righteousness?
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Old 02-25-2004, 09:36 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Apparently the inability to spell does not classify you as stupid.
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Old 02-25-2004, 05:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Apparently the inability to spell does not classify you as stupid.
It's a pretty dull person who can't think of more than one way to spell a word.
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Old 02-25-2004, 06:05 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?
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Old 02-25-2004, 07:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I don't see a problem with stupid people marrying other stupid people...or having stupid pets or talking to other stupid people on the phone...they should just keep to themselves
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Old 02-25-2004, 11:43 PM   #13 (permalink)
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batman you took the words right out of my mouth!

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