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EruptiveDreamz · 02-28-2004, 02:24 PM

to rename things in life.

Ever wonder who named everything we have that surrounds us? Like water. Who got to name water and why did they name it water? Why not land? We relate water to being water why? Because thats what someone got to name it?

As you look around you and the first thing you see or think of.. tell us what you would have called it.

slimshaydee · 02-28-2004, 08:43 PM

id have called bullfrogs chazwazzers

cj2112 · 02-28-2004, 08:45 PM

I'd have named plastic..."sprake"

Crack · 02-28-2004, 10:28 PM

I have named my cat Jasper, does that count?

sadistikdreams · 02-29-2004, 12:41 AM

hi Jasper ^.^!

I think America should be renamed The Untied Statements of Paranoi.a

bundy · 02-29-2004, 01:09 AM

i'd have named sadistikdreams, wetdreams.

and i'd have called Microsoft, Magnificent Shite.

sadistikdreams · 02-29-2004, 01:29 AM

bundy ---> weird-vagina-man-avatar-man

bundy · 02-29-2004, 03:34 AM

now thats just getting petty.

i'd like to officially rename Tom Arnold --> Asshat.

iktoweya · 02-29-2004, 03:55 AM

id rename the mouse to arrow mover

iktoweya · 02-29-2004, 03:56 AM

imstead of penny nickel dime and quarter it would be big shiny small shiny shiny and ugly shiny

bundy · 02-29-2004, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
now thats just getting petty.

i'd like to officially rename Tom Arnold --> Asshat.

and while i'm at it... i shall rename Roseanne Barr --> Former Bitch of Asshat.

and Tom Cruise would be renamed --> Little Girly Man.

sadistikdreams · 02-29-2004, 11:45 AM

French Toast...
Former Napolean ruled country Toast

Averett · 02-29-2004, 11:59 AM

I always wonder why things are named what they are. Why is blue blue? Why is a pen called a pen?

I imagine these would be the type of things that people would discuss while high, but I've never been high so I don't really know...

Midnight_Son · 02-29-2004, 12:04 PM

why do we drive in a "parkway" and park in a "driveway"?????
I'd have done a much better job at naming these things.

Chingal0 · 02-29-2004, 02:18 PM

I tried to rename my dog once, but it did not work out too well.

paddyjoe · 02-29-2004, 04:02 PM

one time my door was ajar

02-28-2004, 02:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
EruptiveDreamz Crazy Location: Good Ol' Iowa.. Home of The Hawkeyes	Nows your chance.. to rename things in life. Ever wonder who named everything we have that surrounds us? Like water. Who got to name water and why did they name it water? Why not land? We relate water to being water why? Because thats what someone got to name it? As you look around you and the first thing you see or think of.. tell us what you would have called it. __________________ Can you imagine Moses asking Congress to pass the ten commandments?

02-28-2004, 10:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I have named my cat Jasper, does that count? __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

02-29-2004, 12:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	hi Jasper ^.^! I think America should be renamed The Untied Statements of Paranoi.a __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-29-2004, 01:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i'd have named sadistikdreams, wetdreams. and i'd have called Microsoft, Magnificent Shite. __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-29-2004, 01:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	bundy ---> weird-vagina-man-avatar-man __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-28-2004, 08:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	id have called bullfrogs chazwazzers

02-28-2004, 08:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	I'd have named plastic..."sprake"

02-29-2004, 03:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	now thats just getting petty. i'd like to officially rename Tom Arnold --> Asshat. __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-29-2004, 03:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	id rename the mouse to arrow mover __________________ i miss K-Wise

02-29-2004, 03:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	imstead of penny nickel dime and quarter it would be big shiny small shiny shiny and ugly shiny __________________ i miss K-Wise

02-29-2004, 11:45 AM	#12 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	French Toast... Former Napolean ruled country Toast __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-29-2004, 11:59 AM	#13 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	I always wonder why things are named what they are. Why is blue blue? Why is a pen called a pen? I imagine these would be the type of things that people would discuss while high, but I've never been high so I don't really know... __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

02-29-2004, 12:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	why do we drive in a "parkway" and park in a "driveway"????? I'd have done a much better job at naming these things. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

02-29-2004, 02:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	I tried to rename my dog once, but it did not work out too well. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

02-29-2004, 04:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	one time my door was ajar