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Old 03-01-2004, 01:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Would you lay her?

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Old 03-01-2004, 01:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2004, 01:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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There's two reasons to why taht guy was wearing those black sunglasses. 1. was that he didn't want to see what he was doing or 2. he was dead and they tried to cover that up by putting sunglasses on him so taht we couldn't tell by his eye. Personally i wouldn't, but all i have to say to that guy is, "Slap that thigh and ride the waves"
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Old 03-01-2004, 01:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2004, 03:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that is just pure nastyness. i rather jack off 20 times then wasting myt ime on that shit.
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Old 03-01-2004, 03:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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wow, you'd need a 10 foot shlong to get through all that flesh. it'd be like harpooning a whale with a tooth pick...
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Old 03-01-2004, 03:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I guess I'm supposed to say thanks for the post
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Old 03-01-2004, 03:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Was that bundy on the bottom?
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Old 03-01-2004, 05:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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everyone needs a little love, y'know.
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Old 03-01-2004, 06:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"everyone needs a little love, y'know."

Yes, this is true, but i think that was murder, how was he suppose to breath with her bouncing up and down on him like that?
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Something about that speaks to the primordial male in me. He says

"AHHHHHHHH.....AHHHHHHHH......WAAAAAAHHHH.....AHHHHHH!!!!"
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Cheezhead that pun physically hurt me... yep, yep i'm bleedin over here
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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would i lay her?

yes.
vigorously.
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Old 03-02-2004, 01:14 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2004, 01:52 AM   #15 (permalink)
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oh god. why did I click on the link? WHY?
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Old 03-02-2004, 03:34 AM   #16 (permalink)
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would i lay her?

yes.
vigorously.


dude............you'd lay anyone/anything wouldn't you?





ohh.....and........no, i don't think i would
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Old 03-02-2004, 04:23 AM   #17 (permalink)
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would i lay her?

yes.
vigorously.

aack!
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Old 03-02-2004, 04:36 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Now, I like heavy women, but she's a bit much, don't you think? Just looking at her, I'd have to say no, but it could be that there's something more to her that could change my mind.

Fat girls need love too - more than skinny girls, I think, or they wouldn't eat so much (in a lot of cases). Also, there's really no amount of hopping up and down on your pelvis that any human being could do that would actually hurt you. Finally, not across the board, but by and large, big girls give head like champs.
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Old 03-02-2004, 06:40 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I'd have to say no.

Was she trying to take off there by doing the bird imitation? Maybe it adds to the sensation, get the waves rolling even more.
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Old 03-02-2004, 07:29 PM   #20 (permalink)
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How can she feel if its in?

The guy might be dead because he doesn't move at all.


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Old 03-02-2004, 07:33 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2004, 09:49 PM   #22 (permalink)
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OMG I EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DISGUSTING!
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:11 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Not disgusting, remember what sex is about besides reproduction. It's about loving the person. If I actually loved her and we had something special together yes, but then again that goes with any girl. I mean come on, it's about the person on the inside no their size. Come on, saying stupid comments like that is so childish.
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Old 03-03-2004, 02:42 AM   #24 (permalink)
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What?

Quote:
Originally posted by Tophat665

Fat girls need love too...
...but they have to pay.

Oh!

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Old 03-05-2004, 07:58 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Not disgusting, remember what sex is about besides reproduction. It's about loving the person. If I actually loved her and we had something special together yes, but then again that goes with any girl. I mean come on, it's about the person on the inside no their size. Come on, saying stupid comments like that is so childish.
Thank you for the moral lesson of the day... That said...

FUCK NO i would lay her. Damn man... Just damn.
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Old 03-05-2004, 09:17 AM   #26 (permalink)
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oh boy! i hope that bed has some sturdy legs
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Old 03-05-2004, 07:07 PM   #27 (permalink)
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oh hell no and even if she was the last woman on the face of the earth. and me being horny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-05-2004, 09:13 PM   #28 (permalink)
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dude............you'd lay anyone/anything wouldn't you?
maybe bundy would fuck a snake if you will hold it straight for him
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Old 03-06-2004, 07:41 AM   #29 (permalink)
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thanks, now i dont think i'll ever get aroused again
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Old 03-06-2004, 07:20 PM   #30 (permalink)
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no.. no... NO...
jesus, take it AWAY
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Old 03-06-2004, 07:52 PM   #31 (permalink)
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There are a number of factors I would have to consider. Before "laying" said woman

#1 What's in it for me? Do I get any money for this?

#2 Will my friends have to know?

#3 Is Viagra out of the question?

#4 Do I have to be on the bottom?

#5 Wouldn't she be happier with Bundy?
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Old 03-06-2004, 08:00 PM   #32 (permalink)
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YOu'd have to pay me at least a six digit sum to attempt to harpoon that creature
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Old 03-06-2004, 10:57 PM   #33 (permalink)
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hmmm, i just feel bad for the guy under, not because she's so horrendous or anything, but because she weighs so much, it has to be painful. If i was in love with her, I'd probably have sex with her...otherwise, probably not.

But what the fuck is with her flapping her arms?
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:42 AM   #34 (permalink)
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How am I supposed to lay her? Theres no fucking way I could pick her up to begin with.
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Old 03-07-2004, 09:07 AM   #35 (permalink)
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i banged a big girl like that once
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Old 03-07-2004, 11:16 AM   #36 (permalink)
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i banged a big girl like that once
Aha, years ago. The big bang.
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:03 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Make damn sure you hospitalization is paid up. Or make sure your on top.
If you have true feelings for someone, their appearence is not something that really matters.
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:13 PM   #38 (permalink)
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im crying on the inside for that poor man
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:25 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I really don't think that I could.........nope, uh-huh, don't think so.
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