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Old 03-02-2004, 02:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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funny email i rec'd today NSFW, NSFW at all

<h2>Damn pills!</h2>

<font color="red"><b>Watch your back</b></font>

<i>After being bombarded by 50,000 e-mails trying to sell me some pills for enlarging my penis, I finally gave in.

Unfortunately, due to my enthusiasm for results and before reading the instructions I started taking the pills with each meal.

The results were instant.....however, I think I should have read the

instructions first because the results can only be described as "a little more than expected".......</i>


<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/Dampills.jpg">
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Old 03-02-2004, 02:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hey, that picture was supposed to stay between my girlfriend and me! Boy is she gonna get it...
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Old 03-02-2004, 02:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Batman976
Boy is she gonna get it...
no doubt!!

*bernie is scared for batman's gf*
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Old 03-02-2004, 03:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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now that is scary.
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Old 03-02-2004, 03:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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NO WAY!!!!

a friend just emailed me this:

<i>Subject: QUOTE OF THE WEEK


> "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the
> best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the
Swiss
> hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany
> doesn't want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in America are
named
> 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.'"</i>

WELCOME TO LAST YEAR BUDDY
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Old 03-02-2004, 03:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i'm catching up on my email... can you tell?
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Old 03-02-2004, 03:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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There once was a man from Nantucket.....

I think the "man", is this guy.
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Old 03-02-2004, 04:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Nooo my eyes!!! damn that is a nasty picture
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Old 03-02-2004, 10:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Hey did you know if you actually had a penis that big you would die from loss of blood if you got an erection. Have fun with that.
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Old 03-03-2004, 04:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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every time i get hard...........i pass out too.



that's just cuz i squeeze too hard i guess.
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Old 03-03-2004, 07:52 AM   #11 (permalink)
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This guy could start to take a piss, get up and walk to the bathroom, unzip, and still not wet his pants.
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Old 03-03-2004, 08:57 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Quote:
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There once was a man from Nantucket.....

I think the "man", is this guy.
Ha ha ha, that's what I was just thinking.
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Old 03-05-2004, 11:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hey how the heck did someone make that picture? it's so damn real looking

btw it's scary....haha
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Old 03-06-2004, 10:24 AM   #14 (permalink)
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impressive and funny
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Old 03-08-2004, 04:35 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Quote:
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hey how the heck did someone make that picture? it's so damn real looking
Maybe it is!
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Old 03-08-2004, 09:56 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Does your dick hang low?
Does it wobble to and throw?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?

All I can say is thank god its fake.
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Old 03-08-2004, 10:39 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I'm in the mood for a hot dog?
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Old 03-08-2004, 11:03 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Smimpinj
Hey did you know if you actually had a penis that big you would die from loss of blood if you got an erection. Have fun with that.
That's some funny shit.
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Old 03-08-2004, 03:32 PM   #19 (permalink)
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oh man...reminds me of a conversation had with a friend of mine...
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Old 03-09-2004, 09:49 PM   #20 (permalink)
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*waits to hear about said conversation*

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Old 03-10-2004, 07:46 AM   #21 (permalink)
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How did you come up with a picture of me, naked ???
I'll sue !

PS : if you want I've got another one, where I was disguised into a fuel station pump... LOL
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Old 03-10-2004, 05:05 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by bernadette
NO WAY!!!!

a friend just emailed me this:

<i>Subject: QUOTE OF THE WEEK


> "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the
> best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the
Swiss
> hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany
> doesn't want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in America are
named
> 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.'"</i>

WELCOME TO LAST YEAR BUDDY
that quote i think, was said by Chris Rock...
i think
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Old 03-10-2004, 05:24 PM   #23 (permalink)
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whaaha, funniest dick i did ever saw! yeah, i think you would seriously pass out if you got hard with a dick that big...
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Old 03-10-2004, 06:20 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Isn't that Halx?
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Old 03-11-2004, 11:47 AM   #25 (permalink)
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You know the Alaskan Pipe Line.........That ain't no pipeline.
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Old 03-12-2004, 06:47 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 03-15-2004, 03:28 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Jesus. That is disturbing. Its bigger then he is. (Yes, I know it's not real)
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