Ask *Nikki*
 

There are so many things that I never got asked before...

So what juicy details do you want to know?

Ask and I will answer, anything you want....anytime you want it.

1st Q eh.

how the hell are ya'?

glad TFP is back?

what's the sun for?

flyman-

I am doing wonderful now that I have all of you back in my life!!

Hell yeah. I don't think anyone missed it more then me.

Re: Ask *Nikki*
 

Promises, promises!:p
*Nikki*, how are You? Of all the tfpeople I've missed, You are at the top.
Do You like being on top?;)

genka-tanning my body

richee- you are to sweet as usual:)
yes I do like being on top....reverse cowgirl is the way to go.

Yippie Ki Yeahhhhhhh!
Do You have spurs?

NO! Spurs are not needed to get a man to do what I want.

How come you get an avatar and we don't? ;)

I think the title says it all.

You gotta problem with asking about being a mod?

Huh?

Who is the boss?
And who is the avatar?

WK- Don't make me put the smack down on your ass:)

richeee-You know who the boss is.
Who do you want it to be?

Hey! This is "Ask *Nikki*" not "Ask *richiii*"!
But, since You asked so sweetly, ...hmmmmm...

*slips into a coma of a daydream*

*will *Nikki* wake him up gently, or throw cold water on him?*

Gentle!!!!! What does that mean?

There You go again!:p
Are You going to start a "Nikki* asks you a question" thread?
:D
Will you just slap me now?;)

I'd throw water on him, otherwise, he might think he's still dreaming...

richee-Sorry I got carried away. I will slap you, if that is what you want....

genka-I can throw water on him to. It is all about pleasing him.

It is all about pleasing him.
Finally, a women who has Her priorities in order!!:p
*Nikki*, You are the best! But You already know that, don't You?

Nah I am not the best. I just know what men want.

Besides any man who is with me better be all about pleasing me as well!

And needs to be thankful and appreciative to be with You.

What's with the *asterisks*?
And why are they called that?

How do ya like me now?
Hmm?
;)

Are you still as hot as you were in TFP v3.0?

richee-the *asterisks* are all about the Nikki style and I don't know why they are called that. Probably something a man thought up though....

rogue- I see you got your game on....good for you:)

I'm embarrassed just thinking of the questions I want to ask you Nikki!

BoCo-You know it baby.

asdf1001-ask away....I am not embarrassed!:)

do you think it's bad that I like the idea of dressing up in girl's clothing?

Ms. Nikki, I am feeling rather randy right this second, so I'm not messin' around here. I'll be asking some deliciciously wet questions.


So if you're on top, doing the reverse cowgirl, who plays with your clit? You or me?

If perhaps (and I enjoy using "me" as your fictional partner here :;) you and I were enjoying the "doggie style" would it be cool to grab up a handful of hair (from your HEAD) and hold firmly?

I've got more, but why give you all I've got right now?

This thread isn't very "XXX" if you ask me!

...so, you like it in the backdoor or what? :p

My new favorite thread.... :p

How about the Dirty Sanchez? :rolleyes:

I'm considering a tfp Chicago meetup, good idea?
If so, would you attend?

What's the best way for a painfully shy guy to approach a woman?

Good one crazybill, a lot of us(me) will benifit from that :)

genka- I don't care what you wear. It is all about how it makes you feel. Does it make you horny baby?

billege-Well we both do. Although I like a man who knows what to do without instruction from me. However I have no problem with lending a helping hand in that area. Hair grabbing is a total turn on. Just don't pull it to hard otherwise I will make sure you know who is in charge.

BoCo- I am shocked!! You are like my brother, I can't tell you that!
Hey but if you weren't my brother, I would let you do whatever, however, whenever. To bad you are so sweet!:)

Triseph-Hmm. Hafta be in the mood. That is defiantely not a everyday occurance.

Spec-I know my way around Chicago, so yeah!!!!

Crazybill-Be yourself, don't use cheesy lines, and smile!! Be sweet and a gentleman. It's not true that women prefer assholes.
Flattery is always a good thing too:)

What does "ture" mean?

See above post.

I thought you were going to put some pics up in Exhibition. What gives?

You know all us horndogs are anxiously awaiting.

Welcome back, *Nikki*

Where did you get the experience to answer these questions?

What is the most sensitive part of a woman's body that isn't usually covered by clothes?

G_Whiz, I can answer that one--Nikki tell me if I'm right:

The neck!

BoCo-Your an ass sometimes.
I am not putting pics in exhibiton for that exact reason.

G whiz- It is not only experience but knowledge. Two different things. I would say the neck is right.

BOCO THIS IS NOT "ASK BOCO" go back home little boy:)

Why did you yell at me? :(

*sniff sniff*

Nik- If you could have any two people, living or dead, over to your house for dinner, what would you eat?

Where did I leave my car keys? I checked the freezer, but they weren't in there.

(Nice talking at ya again Nikki)

BoCo- Don't think you can just walk in my thread and say whatever:) I wasn't yelling. Don't do those puppy dog eyes that gets me everytime. Oh will you take me out tonight, since it appears I was stood up??

fhqwhgads-What would I eat? NOT who would they be? A strange question. I guess we would have spahgetti. Oh and no one would be allowed to cut up their noodles.

Yeah, I'll take you out. Will you accept my appology for answering in your thread?

*bows at her feet with puppy dog eyes*

Nik- Have you ever seen someone on the street that you thought you knew, and they start to wave at you, so you wave back...then you turn and realize that they are waving at the person behind you?? Now these two people have their own little connection going, and you're just standing there waving at nothing? So then you try to play it off by muttering something under your breath like "Hey Bob...guess he doesn't see me", so other's will think that you really have friends, and that you're not some loser standing on the street corner waving at random people?

BoCo-Awwww. Sure I accept your apology.:) :)

fhqwhgads-If someone is on the street and waving, you better bet they are really waving to me. I would probably ignore them though, and pretend they were waving to someone else.
Besides, like I said in 3.0, I don't stand on street corners:)
What is with your name?

Why do you keep asking questions in a thread dedcated to asking you questions? ;)

Well it is my thread isn't it?

You Go, Spectre!!! :D

*Nikki*, did You really get stood up tonight?
Who is this fool?
I'm on the left coast, so it's not night yet- You still have time to come out here and play...:)

Okay, I'll cede that point. You still gonna ask questions as a response? :D

By the way, his loss for standing you up. :rolleyes:

richee-Let's just say BoCo is taking care of it.:)

Spec-Are you still going to question my actions?

GoBoCo!
GoBoCo!:D

Do you want me to?

*Nikki*~ is it too late for a moderator to give me $ signs around my name? $richeee$

spec- I don't know do I? When are all the XXX questions going to start? What does a girl have to do to get some action around here?

richee-Why would you want that? Do you think you are big money?

fhqwhgads is short for something I forgot how to spell a long time ago...

Maybe this theme song will distract you long enough for me to try to sneak a peek down your blouse...

http://homestarrunner.com/fhqwhgads.html

As You well know, there's a difference between "thinking" you're something and "knowing" you're something.
$'s because I would never steal the *'s from Your i's.;)

Okay, sorry I haven't done anything XXX yet. I've been bad. What are you going to do about that? :D

Nikki, have you ever been "airtight"?

Favorite position?

ok, Nikki ... all I want to know is what's the naughtiest sex you've ever had? was it with multiple partners? another woman? in public? with a stranger?

Welcome back all.

My question needs a slight setup. You've just met a guy who fits your guy "checklist" perfectly. You arrange a first date. My questions are:

-what's he act/look like?
-where/what do you do?
-how would you react to a good/bad date with (or if ya wanna make this more xxx and lil' bit more saucy, how far would you let him go.........or how far would you take him ;) )?

fhqqw- I don't wear blouses. Good luck sneaking a peak though.

richee-I am sure something could be done about your name if it is that importent to you.

spec-I am not going to do anything about it. If you don't ask me, others will. Besides I am not sure I really want you to.

Sion-Yep. A couple times.

Triseph- Reverse cowgirl....said that already.....somewhere.....oh wait it was the other page!! :)

asdf1001-I don't know what other people consider naughty. Surely peoples views here are a lot more liberal then other places. I have had sex with other women, with multiple partners, in public, but NOT with a stranger. That would be scary.

ouch. :o

Just curious about Your Super Moderator powers.
:)
So where are You and BoCo going tonight?
Do the puppy dog eyes always work that easy?

duck- Appearance is importent, but the man inside is what turns me on. A first date should be fun and laid back. Something relaxing with plenty of time to talk. I would probably tease him a lot, I like teasing. I wouldn't go to far though on a first date, unless that is what I wanted. If I liked the guy enough that I wanted to have a future with him, then I would hold off. If I just wanted to fuck him, then that is what I would do.

Spec-I wasn't being mean. You know I love you!! I am just in a fiesty mood. Lack of sex will do that to you!!

richee-ASK BOCO
Puppy dogs eyes work when the right guy is behind them.

That's okay. I know you're too sweet say something mean. :)

Where'd you get the avatar?

What are your five biggest turn-ons during sex?

What's your most depraved fantasy?

Do you like to be strapped down and screwed hard?

by the way an asterisk is so called because of its likeness to a star: From the Latin 'Aster'='Star'

How's that for a turn-off?

I just realised I put up post 69 on this thread. Do I get a prize?;)

JH-GOOGLE
Touching, Kissing, Pressure, Pain, Domination, Submission
Ah...something like having three men at once....one for each hole
Yes being held down OR stapped down is a HUGE turn on while being screwed
That was actually a pretty cool fact

No prize for 69.....at least not until you prove what a good boy you are:)

Well Nik, I was gonna sneak a peek up your skirt, but I didn't want to offend...

I'll jump in with a question of my own... where's the most exciting place you've had sex? Balcony, open field, back of a cab, movie theater....where?

fhq(can I call you that?)-Hmm. Probably back of a pick up truck while it was going down the highway and the middle of a golf course on the 8th hole. There were houses everywhere....all the people had to do was look out their window.

Why is it everytime I open my mouth,
I stick my foot in it?

Why is personal grooming so annoying?

I feel tricked. I see nothing XXX about this thread. Though your avatar is a nice R.

*Nikki*~ what is par for the 8th hole on that course?;)

Is their any chance AT ALL we will ever see pictures of (what sounds to me) like a very charming girl we know as Nikki?

Nothing naughty, just normal mug shot... =)

Why do you want everyone to ask XXX questions?

Nikki, do you love me enough to sit and watch a whole basketball game with me?

Nikki, when you had your lesbian sex how was it different from sex with a guy

NIKKI!@@#$%@#%^^#$@^ sup? :>

*Nikki*~ how does one suffer fools gracefully? I've never been able to do that.
Also, BoCo informs me that he wasn't able to take You out tonight. Did Your "date" finally show?

*Nikki*, need me to smack any of the suckahs around for you?

Who's your daddy? :rolleyes:

Have any of those avatars you have posted been you? If not have you ever considered it?

Nik...me again...don't look so surprised...

What's the most creative way that you've let a mate know that you wanted him/her. Answering the door naked, calling him at work and describing what you'd do to him later, coming right out and saying "Let's Fuck"...these are just a few ideas to let you know what I'm looking for.

rogue-I don't think you do that at all. Maybe you are just overly concerned that what you are saying will be misconstrued.

genka-I don't think it is annoying at all. I enjoy it as a matter of fact.

Greasyp-Well what you see is what you get. Sorry if it is not xxx enough to meet your needs.

richee-I would have said maybe a 3.

Triseph-People that have been around here long enough have seen a pic of me. All you others will just have to use your imagination.

isolder-I don't want everyone to ask XXX questions. I just want people to feel comfortable asking whatever....a truth or dare of sorts.

1.after you bite your toenails, and you bind your ankles as i have instructed you to, how will you remove your panties, if you are upside down

While wearing a latex cat-suit, your cat comes by and starts being feisty, and wants to play, what then?

You have a mouth gag on, its been locked, you somehow you misplace the key, and your family show up to your place, they have heard you are at home, and know your in...what then?

You just farted( a good one) and this hot guy walks by and then looks at you, are you embarrass.

how hard must someone pull on of your girls rings to get you excited?

I certainly could get xxx if thats wants needed, but for now thats it for now

Halx-You know that is a REALLY diffulcult question. I guess since you and I get along so well, watching a game with you wouldn't be the worst thing in the world:) It would just be a huge test of endurance for me.

pazza-Sex with a woman is just more amazing. Soft lips, soft hands, soft skin.....touching, caressing, kissing all seem more sensual.

dule-(*U^(*&FJK) right back at cha'

richee-I guess you do a lot of pretending. Don't let on that the suffering is quite as bad as it is.

BoCo-Hang around, beacause I actually might need your services.

merker-I don't have one.

Bush-Yeah actually one of them was me.

fhq-Hmmm. Well I have done all those things, but I don't know how creative they are. I guess you could say that I never have had to get real creative in telling someone that, the usual hints just seem to work.

Would you rather date a guy who was a sports fanatic or a computer geek?

i8one2- I was waiting for a question from you!!!!! Now I have many!
I guess someone would have to remove them for me
Awww I guess I would satisfy their curiosity
I wouldn't answer the door. My family would freak out!!
There are plenty of more hot guys where that one came from so I really wouldn't worry about it
The girls have lost their rings....temporary.....but normally pulling them pretty much hurt. Licking was ok though.

BoCo- I just got done with a sports fanatic. It used to drive me crazy. A computer geek would focus all of his time on the computer.......so I guess I need someone who takes everything in moderation. Maybe a slight mix of both and plenty of time left over to spend with me.

uhm. hmm.. Will you show me your tits?

kidding.

(no, seriously)



for real.


KIDDING.

(honest)



Ever listen to At the Gates?

den-Sorry. Not just anyone gets to see them. Unfortunately you are just anyone.

nuh huh! Muh mummuh said I was somebody!



rawr.

i want you.do you want me?

is your tongue pierced?

belly button?

flyman-Currently I don't want anyone. I am enjoying my independance:)

No tounge piercing.

Yes the belly is though.

Did you miss my tits? ;)