I found a puppy
 

Well, I did.

where did you find a puppy?
were you looking to find a puppy?

what kind of puppy?

was it abandoned? or was this a 'i found it' in a shop situation?

i really hope you didnt find it on the side of the road...

male or female?

Do you normally find lots of puppies?

Does the puppy have any friends?

have you named the puppy, or are you going to have to return it to its owner soon?

you stole it from your neighbour ,and claimed it as your own right?

I have 3 puppies I'm looking to 'lose' in 3 weeks. :)

Anybody want some half beagle/half lab pups? :D

They're as fat as a pig, but with short stubby legs.

I get the feeling they're going to look like the werewolf from "An American Werewolf in London".
Squat, with a barrel-shaped body and short muscular legs.

does the puppy put out?

has it pissed on your carpet yet?

has it chewed your furniture?

i want a puppy...

Are you going to keep it? What breed do you think it might be?

hmm... woolyshamble's puppy may have chewed up his computer...

<img src="http://www.astrologysource.com/puppy.jpg">

<img src="http://www.netpuppy.com.hk/Retriever/retriever%20puppy%20pic26.jpg">

<img src="http://www.aaalabs.com/images/puppy.jpg">

awww, puppy

I want a puppy. Or maybe a penguin. or a monkey

I want a puppy.... I want a blakc lab puppy...:)