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Astrocloud 04-15-2004 04:02 PM

http://www.physcoproductions.com/pho...ren-banana.jpg

YzermanS19 04-15-2004 06:28 PM

HEY YOU NEED A BANANA I THINK

BANANAS, THE SHINING PHALLUS OF MOTHER NATURE!

bernadette 04-15-2004 07:15 PM

Yzers.... man it's been so long since you been hanging' 'round here...

i fergets... did you always scream? or you just got a new love for the cap locks?

i know, before you go off... yes, i am anti shift key... mostly... i do make some exceptions :p

Fremen 04-15-2004 08:03 PM

Watch out folks, he's packing banana!





<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_aflyman_looking_down.jpg>

Fly 04-15-2004 09:20 PM

nice slice Freman.........


you even got it curving the right way.

Fremen 04-15-2004 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
nice slice Freman.........


you even got it curving the right way.

Thanks. ;)

splck was adamant about the direction.

sadistikdreams 04-16-2004 01:47 AM

Okay... I'll have a banana.
But I don't have anything to give you, Yzers...
*reaches around in pocket*
AH HA!
*hands you a Donald Trump action figure*

Astrocloud 04-16-2004 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
HEY YOU NEED A BANANA I THINK

BANANAS, THE SHINING PHALLUS OF MOTHER NATURE!


I found this but didn't eat it.

http://www.funnypicsusa.com/thumbnails2/banana.jpg

sillygirl 04-16-2004 05:08 PM

omg I can't believe this thread has gone on so long! How come I only see it when I'm hungry? Although, that pic of flyman made me not so hungry... But I laughed really loud! :lol:

YzermanS19 04-16-2004 05:45 PM

bernadette- sorry i have been so loud. i am vocal on the subject of banana's.

however, i can be calm about bananas when i desire. like now.

plantains on the other hand.....bah. good, but not great like bananas.

Fremen 04-16-2004 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
plantains on the other hand.....bah. good, but not great like bananas.
Plus, bananas just roll off the tongue better, figuratively speaking that is. :)

Astrocloud 04-16-2004 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fremen
Plus, bananas just roll off the tongue better, figuratively speaking that is. :)
I think that you are bragging when you tell us that bananas can roll off your tongue. How many bananas have you practiced with?

Fremen 04-16-2004 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
I think that you are bragging when you tell us that bananas can roll off your tongue. How many bananas have you practiced with?
One less than ______. :D

Date the Banana 04-16-2004 10:49 PM

I'm sorry, did someone call me?

Astrocloud 04-17-2004 09:56 AM

Do you want to go on a date?

http://www.juliangraves.co.uk/img200...anana-date.jpg

Quote:

Banana & Date Loaf



Makes about 8 to 10 slices
Ingredients: 75g (3oz) golden syrup
25g (1oz) soft brown sugar
1 medium orange, grated rind and juice
50g (2oz) Stork 73% Vegetable Fat spread
1 large egg
pinch of salt
100g (4oz) whole-wheat flour
1 level teaspoon baking powder
75g (3oz) Julian Graves dates, finely chopped
50g (2oz) Julian Graves sun dried banana, finely sliced
Method: Preheat oven to 160C (325F/Gas mark 3)
Grease and line a 450g (1lb loaf tin)
In a bowl place syrup, sugar, orange juice, rind, vegetable fat spread, egg, salt and half the flour. Mix with a food mixer or a wooden spoon, beat for 1-2 minutes or until smooth and glossy. Add remaining flour, baking powder, dates and banana. Stir gently but thoroughly.
Pour into tin, sprinkle surface with demerara sugar. Bake in oven for 1 hour or until loaf is firm to the touch.
To Store: Place in an airtight container and store for up to about one week. Freeze in a plastic container or a sealed polythene bag for up to three months. Defrost at room temperature for about 2-3 hours.

Astrocloud 08-24-2004 04:30 PM

Hrmmmmmmm.

Dwayne 08-24-2004 05:51 PM

Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Spoiler: BA NA NA NA

duckduck 08-25-2004 01:17 PM

http://raven.kalshadowtech.com/webst...ananaphone.jpg


*cue Banana-Phone song*


http://www.transbuddha.com/osaka/osakaphone.html

*the follow up*

http://www.filmbuffs.net/bananana/


*the Banana Phone murders*

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/166521



I'll banana your phone. :thumbsup:

duckduck 08-25-2004 01:17 PM

Whoops! Double post.


Banana for you:


edit: pic deleted because it's of a person under 18...
edit2:

Whoops! Here's a legit banana for y'all:

http://raven.kalshadowtech.com/webst.../newbanana.gif

Tophat665 08-26-2004 05:53 AM

BANANA BOOGIE BABY!!!!
<img src="http://apitemp.arilion.com/comix/banana_dance.jpg">

Averett 08-26-2004 05:57 AM

Oh I hate banana's!

I once had to have a potassium IV in the hospital cause I was low in potassium. Damnit. That hurt worse than the reason I was in the hospital in the first place!

http://edhenderson.com/scratch/monkey-1.gif

Tophat665 08-26-2004 06:32 AM

Averett,
If you don't like bananas, just give them to the dog:
<img src="http://www.wowway.com/~mchamberlain/banana.jpg">

Averett 08-26-2004 06:33 AM

But won't the dog turn into a banana? :confused:

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/GDF/LP902H.jpg

Tophat665 08-26-2004 06:43 AM

Eventually Cananine fructiform disorder (often brought on by overdose of plantains, bananas, and related fruits) can lead to just such a pass. Typically, however, there is an intermediate stage in which the dog undergoes a drastic change in their morphology. If your dog should begin to look like the picture below, please discontinue feeding it bananas and switch it to a diet rich in trendiness, such as sushi.

<img src="http://www.mastinodellanoce.it/foto-basset/Banana-05.JPG">

Tophat665 08-26-2004 06:46 AM

This just in! The <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20040826/ap_on_fe_st/banana_split_birthday">Banana Split turns 100 today!</a>

Ice Cream for everyone!!


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