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Old 05-05-2004, 09:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies

but, if you do ask, I'll tell the truth. or at least, the truth as I understand it.

you may begin
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Old 05-05-2004, 10:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2004, 10:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2004, 11:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2004, 11:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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When will it become illegal for fat chicks to wear low cut anything?
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Old 05-05-2004, 12:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2004, 12:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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um... when will it become illegal for fat chicks?

No no, kidding.

What's up with Averett's avatar?
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Old 05-05-2004, 02:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2004, 02:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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why is it so hard to find a good plumber?
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Old 05-05-2004, 06:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2004, 06:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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was this thread a big fat ruse?

are you off sitting back laughing your ass off at us asking questions?
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Old 05-05-2004, 06:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2004, 09:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:13 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Do you get upset when people pronounce your name wrong, shee-on?
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:21 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:21 AM   #16 (permalink)
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When will it become illegal for fat chicks to wear low cut anything?
Quote:
Originally posted by SixEdxMia
When will destrox learn to appreciate all titts and ass equally?
Will Destrox ever heal from his BURN marks?
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:42 AM   #17 (permalink)
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sorry for the delay folks.


the answers in order:

1. yes, sweatpants
2. be nice to each other and try to have fun
3. pants were invented to cover the pasty white asses of European men. no one wants to look at that. never have, never will.
4. probably never, unfortunately. of course, the same thing could be said about fat guys in tank tops too.
5. all titts and ass are not created equal. sad but true. see answer #3.
6. I dont know, but its cool nonetheless.
7. Looks like a pretty girl who might possibly be engaged in some sort of sexual activity. I like it.
8. because plumbers have an innate tendency to hoard their knowledge. thus, apprentice plumbers have to learn by trial and error. so finding a good one is a lot like playing the lottery.
9. now
10. no
11. been busy with other things. for example, I recently doubled my collection of movies (bought a case of 180 dvd-rips on cd, $20, good deal) and have been trying to watch at least one or two a night.
12. I dont know, but it wouldnt surprise me if it was an Irish/Celtic person.
13. no, ignorance/stupidity doesnt upset me, but it does make me sad.
14. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
15. yes, but it will be a long, slow, painful process.



you may resume interrogation
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Old 05-06-2004, 03:10 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Getting back to plumbers, what's the deal this "Plumber's Butt"? I've had three guys and one gal here at the house this week, and they all had it.
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Old 05-06-2004, 03:13 PM   #19 (permalink)
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why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?
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Old 05-06-2004, 03:57 PM   #20 (permalink)
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will i ever make more than 2 posts a day?
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:13 PM   #21 (permalink)
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mml: you can NOT pass your apprenticeship and become a full-fledged journeyman plumber without having developed a serious "plumbers moon". Union rules.


bernadette: because, just like me, they long to be, close to you. duh!


sadistikdreams: doubtful, but there is always hope. good luck.
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:41 PM   #22 (permalink)
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What is God's middle name?
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2004, 09:15 PM   #24 (permalink)
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mml: God's middle name is Herb. What did you THINK the H stood for?


bparker805: I am, of course.
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Old 05-07-2004, 10:08 PM   #25 (permalink)
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why is it that some (and I stress SOME) men are idiots?
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Old 05-08-2004, 05:57 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Will Destrox ever heal from his BURN marks?
Burn marks? Naaa..

more like When will others actually say what they feel, and not just lie? I know damn well I am one of many many many ppl who felt the way I first questioned except I actually said it.. boo hoo.

Words shouldnt hurt people.
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Old 05-08-2004, 06:18 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2004, 06:47 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2004, 07:43 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2004, 09:56 AM   #30 (permalink)
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cherriesue: in point of fact, most men, and women as well, are idiots. just a simple fact of life.

Destrox: people lie for a variety of reasons. but I think you are missing SixEdxMia's point.

Astrocloud: no, I think you look great in a love cult.

KWSN: flange

Fremen: I could, but what would be the point.
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Old 05-08-2004, 10:13 AM   #31 (permalink)
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would you consider stepping up to the plate and wear pantyhose for us all?
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Old 05-08-2004, 12:12 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I got one. Why do supermodels marry butt-ugly rock stars?
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Old 05-08-2004, 01:03 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Can words hurt people if they are pointy words? Like Spork?
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Old 05-08-2004, 01:53 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Spooooooooooooooooooooork!!
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Old 05-09-2004, 10:16 PM   #35 (permalink)
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flyman: sure, I'll consider anything. as for actually doing it? sorry, but no fuckin way.

Fremen: it's either money or stupidity. take your pick

Averett: spork isnt a particularly pointy word. titty, though, now thats a word with lots of points. however, I wouldnt mind getting poked in the eye with a titty. a spork, on the other hand...


something tells me Fremen has had intimate relations with a spork. He seems WAY too excited by the word.
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Old 05-09-2004, 10:46 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2004, 11:12 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2004, 11:40 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2004, 12:32 AM   #39 (permalink)
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where did i go?
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Old 05-10-2004, 12:45 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Why did I stare so long at bundy's avatar??
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