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Old 05-12-2004, 06:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Street Fight

This was inspired by Internet street fight. Thought it might be fun to have an actual internet brawl.

The rules:
Show up and start throwing blows. But no finishing moves are allowed because people have to get up and go to work in the morning. Weapons and superpowers are welcomed. But no forcefields...that would be cheating.

The setting:
In the middle of a baseball diamond in a deserted park...

I stand alone bathed in the pale moon light wearing my Denim vest..."Warriors, come out and plaaaay!"
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Old 05-12-2004, 06:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You calling me out?

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Old 05-12-2004, 07:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Can I just be the cheerleader?
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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yeah, you can be a cheerleader, but you better post a pic before you get mistaken for a combatant and feel the back of my


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Old 05-12-2004, 07:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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damn. k. waitin for the other one to load
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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fucking a. okay. one more try.
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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How is a guy supposed to fight with you showin your panties like that?!
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I had found a better picture, but it wouldn't load.. .it was a real girl, too. She was hot.
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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now... back to the fight!


Im so kicking ass and taking names!

edited for a new pic... damn, it was a cool pic

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Old 05-12-2004, 07:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2004, 07:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Theres no rexes in a street fight!
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Old 05-12-2004, 08:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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not anymore there's not GO TEAM! Wait.. who'm I cheering for?
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Old 05-12-2004, 08:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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youre supposed to be cheering for the Little Devils
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Old 05-12-2004, 08:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Ok

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Old 05-12-2004, 08:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Hey wrong Little Devil! He aint got no weiner!
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Old 05-12-2004, 08:30 PM   #17 (permalink)
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cheerleaders?

that better?
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Old 05-13-2004, 02:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Coming to bring the pain...
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Old 05-13-2004, 02:28 PM   #19 (permalink)
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All I got are finishing moves
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Old 05-13-2004, 02:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I...refuse... to...tap... out....

(calling in the troops)

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Old 05-13-2004, 02:36 PM   #21 (permalink)
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My renaissance geeks can stop your ninjas

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Old 05-13-2004, 02:40 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Didnt want to have to bring him to the fight, but you leave me little choice!

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Old 05-13-2004, 07:05 PM   #23 (permalink)
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This frost dragon should do the trick against any firey fire fucker.

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Old 05-14-2004, 03:53 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Hah!

You amateurs amuse me.

In my corner is the King of street fighters (well at least in Tokyo).





Prepare to have all of your over-dubbed asses crushed!
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Old 05-14-2004, 04:20 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Not only do I have MechoGodzilla to counter your wimpy all flesh one... But I've brought the A-Team to back me up as well.

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Old 05-14-2004, 02:16 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Y'all beter recognize!
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Old 05-14-2004, 03:08 PM   #27 (permalink)
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cheerleaders?
Quote:
Hey wrong Little Devil! (S)He aint got no weiner!
But I could loan her mine for a few hours!

Here's my gang... we're ready!
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Old 05-14-2004, 03:47 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2004, 04:57 PM   #29 (permalink)
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But I could loan her mine for a few hours!
You don't want the wrath of the cheerleader upon you.... (>_<)
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Old 05-14-2004, 05:22 PM   #30 (permalink)
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coming to lay the smack down from beyond the grave:
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Old 05-14-2004, 07:25 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I jump from a plane and land on bparkers neck, feet first. I lol and shoot spider egg bullets at everyone.
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Old 05-15-2004, 03:05 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I get up and dust my self off and proceed to apply the Five Point Palm of the Exploding Heart technique to Phaenx... But having never used it in combat before, I miss a preassure point and he is now dancing around like a headless chicken for the next five minutes...
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:37 PM   #33 (permalink)
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ok. whose ass am i gonna kick first?

<img src="http://www.absoluteanime.com/street_fighter/cammy.jpg">


go on. step right up for your can of whoop ass!

<img src="http://www.gamers-depot.com/accessories/jones_soda/can_o_whoop_ass/canshot.jpg">
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Old 05-18-2004, 11:04 AM   #34 (permalink)
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How aobut opening THIS can of Whoop Ass?!
(notice the can in hand)
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Old 05-19-2004, 04:39 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2004, 09:24 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2004, 10:57 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:22 AM   #38 (permalink)
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<font size="4">lookee what i found...

<img src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/19/home_orribleblade,0.jpg">

you still wanna mess with me?</font>






ps. story behind that insane weapon here:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...html?from=top5

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<b>Knife of nightmares: weapons consigment uncovered</b>

A consignment of deadly weapons - including this 50cm multi-bladed push knife - has been intercepted by Australian customs.

This weapon, which was heading for Melbourne, was spotted among a batch in air cargo that arrived from the United States.

After X-ray examination, the officers uncovered a sword stick, several trench knives, other push knives and a double edged dagger, all believed to have been purchased over the internet.

AP
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:27 AM   #39 (permalink)
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<font size="4">lookee what i found...

<img src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/19/home_orribleblade,0.jpg">

you still wanna mess with me?</font>






ps. story behind that insane weapon here:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...html?from=top5
i saw that this moring on Fark... you stole my idea before i could get to it!

So I will see you Push Dagger of Obsurdity and raise you a

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