05-12-2004, 10:21 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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The "Beat up a fellow TFP'er" thread.
Ok. You're angry, and we all know it. You've been reading too many posts in the Politics forum, you stubbed your toe, whatever. You've got aggression to let out, and here is the place to do it. Do it wherever, and however you want. Bare-knuckled olde-tyme boxing, jello wrestling, Rock 'em Sock 'em robots, whatever strikes you (ha, no pun intended.)
So if you're man (or woman) enough, bring it. Round 1, lets get it on! *rip, snort, snarl* |
05-13-2004, 09:14 AM | #7 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Im pretty sure I could lick Bernadette.
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05-13-2004, 10:38 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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....aw who released the stink bomb in the hallway...
Chemical warfare is out of bounds! /brandishes his big bottle of ketchup and consums both the Giant Hamburger and a handful of Tums...
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05-13-2004, 04:14 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Hey! Watch it! GH is in my belly...
... if you want to play it that way... /projectile vomits GH at NoSoup and WarWagon...
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05-13-2004, 06:19 PM | #14 (permalink) | |
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*dresses self in protective cat suit, painted with non-scented, extremely foul tasting, mildly & temporarily crippling chemicals on the outside of said cat suit* LICK AWAY, SION!
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05-13-2004, 08:20 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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mmmmm, Bernadette tastes like... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . chicken. Cool!
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05-13-2004, 08:46 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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chicken?? excuse me. those chemicals obviously have affected your taste bud reception.
i taste like filet mignon. not that i would know first hand... i've never been interested in tasting my own self. *hurls a bowl of potato salad at Sion* food fighting is fair game here, right? mmmmmmmmm catnip!!!! *purrs* *rolls* *goes crazy* *licks lime green kitchen walls* *feels ill* *hurls a bowl of chocolate pudding at fremen*
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05-14-2004, 07:00 AM | #24 (permalink) | |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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then how would you know? trust me when I tell you, considering the alternatives, chicken is a GOOD thing for a woman to taste like. hehehe oh and btw, I gobble up that bowl of tater salad and return fire with a double scoop of frozen yogurt, strawberry, to be precise.
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05-14-2004, 10:59 AM | #25 (permalink) |
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Location: Native America
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I object to the misuse of strawberry frozen yogurt!! I want to EAT THAT!!!
*runs at you with my spoon at the ready*
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05-14-2004, 02:07 PM | #26 (permalink) |
Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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*sets up tripod... starts filming for future idiotic FOX special... *
GH! Dude, pull yourself together!
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05-14-2004, 04:35 PM | #27 (permalink) |
Cautiously soaring
Location: exploring my new home in SF
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Yells USA! and begins shooting wildly only to injure himself and shoot two teamates.
*rolls for health*
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