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Old 05-12-2004, 10:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The "Beat up a fellow TFP'er" thread.

Ok. You're angry, and we all know it. You've been reading too many posts in the Politics forum, you stubbed your toe, whatever. You've got aggression to let out, and here is the place to do it. Do it wherever, and however you want. Bare-knuckled olde-tyme boxing, jello wrestling, Rock 'em Sock 'em robots, whatever strikes you (ha, no pun intended.)

So if you're man (or woman) enough, bring it.

Round 1, lets get it on! *rip, snort, snarl*
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Old 05-12-2004, 10:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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filtherton rolls a die-4 and misses.
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Old 05-12-2004, 10:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It's ok, bring it on - I got my Judo-Dodging techniques ready and waiting
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Old 05-12-2004, 10:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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*Throws a roll of paper towels at filtherton and NoSoup*
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Old 05-12-2004, 10:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I can't fight... this would happen to me...
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Old 05-12-2004, 11:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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*Takes advantage of crackprograms weakness and cracks him over the back of the head with a bootleg copy of The Phantom Menace.*
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Old 05-13-2004, 09:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Im pretty sure I could lick Bernadette.
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Old 05-13-2004, 09:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I initiate my auto-self-destruct sequence.
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Old 05-13-2004, 10:38 AM   #9 (permalink)
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....aw who released the stink bomb in the hallway...

Chemical warfare is out of bounds!



/brandishes his big bottle of ketchup and consums both the Giant Hamburger and a handful of Tums...
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Old 05-13-2004, 02:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally posted by WarWagon
*Throws a roll of paper towels at filtherton and NoSoup*
*NoSoup Judo Dodges & uses telekinesis to give WarWagon a papercut*

Mwa haha... blood has been shed!
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Old 05-13-2004, 02:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I initiate my auto-self-destruct sequence.
Excellent -
*flips Giant Hamburger to off*

*proceeds to bust out Giant Bun and a Giant Paper Plate....*
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Old 05-13-2004, 03:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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*Launches mustard grenade at Giant Hamburger*
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Old 05-13-2004, 04:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Hey! Watch it! GH is in my belly...

... if you want to play it that way...

/projectile vomits GH at NoSoup and WarWagon...
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Old 05-13-2004, 06:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Im pretty sure I could lick Bernadette.
hrmm...
*dresses self in protective cat suit, painted with non-scented, extremely foul tasting, mildly & temporarily crippling chemicals on the outside of said cat suit*

LICK AWAY, SION!
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Old 05-13-2004, 08:10 PM   #15 (permalink)
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*throws a plate of catnip at bernie to distract her*

Now I'm going to paint your kitchen......LIMEGREEN!...
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Old 05-13-2004, 08:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by bernadette
hrmm...
*dresses self in protective cat suit, painted with non-scented, extremely foul tasting, mildly & temporarily crippling chemicals on the outside of said cat suit*

LICK AWAY, SION!
you have severely underestimated my licking prowess. chemicals and catsuits are no match for my +10 Tongue of Deep Licking.



mmmmm, Bernadette tastes like...
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chicken. Cool!
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Old 05-13-2004, 08:30 PM   #17 (permalink)
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*WarWagon plucks the chicken?*
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Old 05-13-2004, 08:46 PM   #18 (permalink)
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chicken?? excuse me. those chemicals obviously have affected your taste bud reception.
i taste like filet mignon. not that i would know first hand... i've never been interested in tasting my own self.

*hurls a bowl of potato salad at Sion*

food fighting is fair game here, right?



mmmmmmmmm catnip!!!!
*purrs* *rolls* *goes crazy* *licks lime green kitchen walls* *feels ill*

*hurls a bowl of chocolate pudding at fremen*
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Old 05-13-2004, 08:49 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I cry out, "Finland!" and begin the intricate high-stepping dance of my people.
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Old 05-13-2004, 08:51 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i fling a spoonful of horse radish at Giant Hamburger!!!
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Old 05-13-2004, 08:59 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2004, 02:36 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Yeah! I have red socks in ballet and blue skicap in yoga! BRING IT ON! My supermove is to claw the opponent's chest & face with inch long metallic purple nails and proceed to bite out his kneecaps.

..did I hear someone insult Finland? *devilish grin*
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Old 05-14-2004, 06:53 AM   #23 (permalink)
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*NoSoup Decides he is gonna be like the Swedish and just kinda chill out and watch the destruction around him....*
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Old 05-14-2004, 07:00 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Originally posted by bernadette
chicken??...i taste like filet mignon. not that i would know first hand... i've never been interested in tasting my own self.

then how would you know? trust me when I tell you, considering the alternatives, chicken is a GOOD thing for a woman to taste like. hehehe


oh and btw, I gobble up that bowl of tater salad and return fire with a double scoop of frozen yogurt, strawberry, to be precise.
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Old 05-14-2004, 10:59 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I object to the misuse of strawberry frozen yogurt!! I want to EAT THAT!!!

*runs at you with my spoon at the ready*
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Old 05-14-2004, 02:07 PM   #26 (permalink)
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*sets up tripod... starts filming for future idiotic FOX special... *

GH! Dude, pull yourself together!
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Old 05-14-2004, 04:35 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Yells USA! and begins shooting wildly only to injure himself and shoot two teamates.

*rolls for health*
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