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Old 05-18-2004, 09:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So... last night was fun...



Click to see some of the pictures:
here
Oh yeah, NSFW...
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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is flyman's bong in there?
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That must have been a large quantity of orifices... or a very few, very sore collection of orifices.
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Holy shit! That's a nice dishwasher!

And where did that link take me? Is that your page, or some main page you have to navigate through?
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing some of those pictures -- thanks ever so much for sharing
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I swear! Someday I will learn not to click the damn links around here!
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Holy shit! That's a nice dishwasher!

And where did that link take me? Is that your page, or some main page you have to navigate through?
just a page I found... I ugh... *forgot* what I was looking for...
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:28 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Whew! I was trying to be all tactful if those were really your friends. You don't even want to know what I was REALLY thinking!!
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Whew! I was trying to be all tactful if those were really your friends. You don't even want to know what I was REALLY thinking!!
ooh, ooh, tell me, tell me! Hahaha, you thought I was a freak..
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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to put it mildly, yes, I thought you were a freak!

A supa-dupa-Far Side-lookin-chicks-with-dicks-knowing-freak!

I was impressed by your toy collection, however.
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Thank god you are not as crazy as I originally thought you to be. Phew!!!
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:21 PM   #13 (permalink)
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... I have never had people take a joke that I have made so seriously before, at least not a joke so... what's the word... creepy..
I love you trusting people!
I don't think some of you have got the idea of the "Nonsense" board yet!
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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What is a collection of dildos called?

I mean there is a "murder" of crows and a "flock" of seagulls but........Hmmm?
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:22 PM   #15 (permalink)
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What is a collection of dildos called?

I mean there is a "murder" of crows and a "flock" of seagulls but........Hmmm?
Ahem...let me be the first.

A Spasm of Dildos

How 'bout...
A Knot of Dildos?

A Clutch?

HaHAAA
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:23 PM   #16 (permalink)
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you were just washing those up in order to make bongs out of 'em & then sell them to stoner canadians, right?

the fun was thinking about the money to be made, right?
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:50 PM   #17 (permalink)
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you were just washing those up in order to make bongs out of 'em & then sell them to stoner canadians, right?

the fun was thinking about the money to be made, right?
Riiiiight...
canadians are truly strange folk...

awe, look at their little "mount-me" hats!
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Old 05-18-2004, 05:22 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2004, 05:48 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2004, 06:38 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2004, 06:54 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I want a long black dildo just to hit people with. Can you imagine being hit right in the face by a big black dildo? It's not just painful, but absolutely shocking and hilarious.
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Old 05-19-2004, 05:46 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I want a long black dildo just to hit people with. Can you imagine being hit right in the face by a big black dildo? It's not just painful, but absolutely shocking and hilarious.
A buddy of mine attached a huge black dildo behind the rear bumper on the muscle car of a homophobic friend of his, so it hung down below the license plate. Never found out how the guy took it, I should remember to ask.
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Old 05-19-2004, 06:39 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I was in a play called Titanic (written by Christopher Durang)... the captain of the ship straps a dildo to his head in one of the scenes...

I think his model was the one on the top shelf, left and front...
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Old 05-19-2004, 06:50 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I was in a play called Titanic (written by Christopher Durang)... the captain of the ship straps a dildo to his head in one of the scenes...

I think his model was the one on the top shelf, left and front...
Wow... do you think that was historically accurate?

It might have made DiCaprio better looking if he had done that in the movie version.
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Old 05-19-2004, 08:28 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Naw... I hear DiCaprio's already a big dick. Anything strapped on would just be superfluous...
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Old 05-20-2004, 07:01 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Charlatan.

Indubitably.
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Old 05-20-2004, 07:17 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:52 AM   #28 (permalink)
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i can't believe anyone didnt mention the guy with the inflatible whale. unbelievable what some people do, let alone what get photgraphed

and shouldn't those mouties be singing the lumberjack song?
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Old 05-21-2004, 02:46 PM   #29 (permalink)
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is flyman's bong in there?

no........it's at Fremen's place
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:40 PM   #30 (permalink)
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My mouth is hanging wide open! Sometimes I can't believe the stuff I come across on this site.
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:42 PM   #31 (permalink)
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My mouth is hanging wide open! Sometimes I can't believe the stuff I come across on this site.
Be careful having your mouth wide open... I see some scary things in that dishwasher someone might cram in it!
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:37 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Be careful having your mouth wide open... I see some scary things in that dishwasher someone might cram in it!

hehehehe.....nice one
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:10 PM   #33 (permalink)
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what's with the naked guy with the bow and arrow?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:24 PM   #34 (permalink)
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what's with the naked guy with the bow and arrow?
The dude humping the giant purple penguin is the best!
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:38 PM   #35 (permalink)
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The dude humping the giant purple penguin is the best!
post that pic here!!
i don't have time to check that site myself...
...just taking a short break with nonsense & then i gotta get back to the never ending chores.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:59 PM   #36 (permalink)
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No pic :(

It does not want to hyperlink, but you can still go to the site!
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:52 PM   #37 (permalink)
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It seems to be working.
Can y'all see the Purple Penguin Pumper?

edit: I ended up uploading it to photobucket.

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Old 05-22-2004, 04:01 PM   #38 (permalink)
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It seems to be working.
Can y'all see the Purple Penguin Pumper?

can't see it... maybe it's just me though... but i've already seen it, so I don't really care to see it again!
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:46 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Those pictures were the best, at least I am not the only bored, fat, ugly, diaper wearing,hairy,gross,Archer,chick with dick,flotation device humper out there.
It is a Smalllll world.

Wtf?
Those pix made me shiver.. in the bad ways,
and I thinks it'd be a gaggle... of dildoes.
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:50 PM   #40 (permalink)
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can't see it... maybe it's just me though... but i've already seen it, so I don't really care to see it again!
I think it's fixed.
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